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Alpha Dave having no breaks between scenes and running off of multiple cans of soda, feeling the rising pressure but the scene is going so well - he can't stop it now! This is the best they've done so far!

Sitting in his director's chair sitting with his legs crossed, slowly rocking his thigh onto his crotch to try and keep his blatter from giving. Still looking stone-faced as he watches the actors work, internally hoping the scene soon ends.

He watches the waterfall scene, hearing the sounds of water making his dick drool with warm liquid. He's practically humping his thigh trying to keep his flood gates closed. He stays calm because it will be over soon... until he watches the lead male actor make a mistake, meaning the scene has to restart.

After a few more attempts he feels everything rush at once, he grips his chair as the smell of ammonia fills his nose. His underwear wet and his dick hard he hesitantly moved his hand to his sudden hard on. Ignoring the other people in the room he gently rocks his hard-on against his hand, his hand wet and only getting wetter. The piss soaks into his chair making him go crazy until he manages to cum through his pants.

Taking a few breaths, soggy and shaky he finally says "Let's take 5."

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bitch gotta get his hair did

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hehe i wanted to draw floppy haired dave but this happened instead…how many unflattering shots of dave do you think bro has kickin around

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i should have just wrote the damn fic i fucking hate you manydaves lets makeout

no sburb au where dave falls inlove with dirk and feels really guilty about it. no happy ending, just leads up to him breaking down and confessing everything to rose (who says its disgusting) and rose makes him come clean to bro. dave just cracks one day and commits and dirk is heartbroken abt because theres no note or nothing and no one will tell him anything because they are protecting him.

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tavvy pisses dirk off. the kid walks around-- well actually its more of a strut in dirks eyes-- like he is oblivious to anyone and everyone staring at him. dirk almost got up and walked out of the bar one night when jake was telling the story of how vrissy struggled to get into tavvys pants. this has to be some form of weaponized incompetence, right?

no, not 'this has to be'-- this IS. because dirk loosens all his muscles in his face and just stares at jake and the 'shy' boy behind him after his old partner asks him to watch over tavros for the night. im sorry? can you repeat that? you want me to babysit your sixteen year old son? the one who basically had to take care of himself for the first thirteen years of his life because his mother was too busy with politics and you were kissing up to her?

dirk looks back to tavvy-- tavvy who looks shy but has the cutest and smallest smile on his face. when tavvy notices the blonde staring at him he gives a quick wave.

yeah no, sure pal. I'll watch your son. I'll watch him all night long. I'll watch as he "drops the remote Infront of me" and practically grinds his plump ass on my dick. ill watch as he he flutters his eyes and he looks up at me from where he sits at my side, just barely touching his pinky to my pinky, asking "what is it like to kiss another man?"

dirk cant even be mad. kid knows what he wants and knows how to get it. hes only just a tad frustrated that he let himself fall for it, despite knowing it would happen.

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you know how some famous people have fandoms and within those fandoms some creators become extremely popular to the point where the famous person notices them? like how editors have "name noticed x2" in their bios??

yeah. that with dirk and alpha dave. dirk would use his actual name and images, starting out editing himself from the only clips of him online + images and videos he posted on his main social media. he would claim to be "dirks #1 fan" and would have one of those stupid "dirkslefttoenail" usernames. it would start out as a joke just between him and roxy, to make fun of all of his brothers fan accounts, but then he blows up and people within the fandom begin to mention him not even on their account but on clips of him from interviews saying "i can already hear dirks big fat ass running to make an edit with this" or other stupid shit like that.

as he gets bigger, he starts to make mutuals and realizes how much he really likes being in this fandom. he gets to rant for hours about his special interest (his brother) and no one thinks its weird because theyre just as obsessed as he is. he begins to edit his brother too, beginning to take his editing more seriously and have fun with it. as he realizes no one knows he actually dirk strider, he slowly begins editing his brother in a more *suggestive* way and interacting with content he previously just added to favorites. he would comment stupid shit like "raw. next question" and instead of criticized for the obvious incest, he would be encouraged, with his mutuals saying stuff like "knew id find you here" and others agreeing with him.

he still edits himself and presents himself as a dirk fan account, because hes a little shit who loves the compliments. but his main focus is on dave. he spreads out and creates more socials, probably has a tumblr and ao3 where he reads and writes shitty dave x reader smuts. he begins posting 'scenepacks' and 'dave strider being my favorite celebrity for insert amount of time' videos and before he knows it. hes getting a notification from his tiktok that dave fucking strider has liked his video.

he changes his bio to "dave noticed x1" on instinct and starts fanboying at first. but holy shit. his brother saw an edit he made of him. and not just any edit but like probably one of his suggestive ones too.

and daves just chill and asking dirk what he wants for dinner and muttering to himself about stupid people at work and all that shit. cause he dont know dirk made that. he was just chilling and giggling to himself at all the 13 year old girls thirsting over him. he probably thinks dirk doesn't even know dave has a fandom.

anyways, "dirkslefttoenail" becomes "strideramp" or something like that.. and he has like 50k followers or some shit like that. his "dave noticed x1" changes to "dave noticed x8" as dave keeps liking and even commenting once (probably on a dirk edit, saying something like "holy shit little man actually has fangirls") dirk tries to calm down and just settle in the routine like other editors do, but its harder because thats his brother. they dont have to go and eat dinner with the guy after he reads about all the nasty thing they want him to do to them.

roxy still has dirks account and has been messaging him this entire time like "heyy i donr think this is a joke anmyoree?? do u actually leik, like like him??" and she teases him for it but probably wouldnt care enough to be like 'thats really gross dirk, you should not like him like that hes your brother' but only because shes been surrounded by smutty books her entire life and probably has been reading wattpadd fanfiction with this exact scenario since she was 12

( i would like to note, after dirk blows up, there would probably be a ton of new accounts obsessing over dirk. dirk would have a secret folder of all his favorite edits of him because he is a little shit who is way to inlove with himself. )

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Parenting lvl: Bro Strider

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Uppies

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Urinal etiquette

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i like sexual things aesthetically not sexually you have to understand the difference

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alphaverse au where dirk becomes convinced that he's actually dave & rose's secret incestuous lovechild and immediately develops mommy issues abt rose. i think he'd be more "we need to return to being one" abt her than usual

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I really like drawing him pony.

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Local horseboy accidentally pokes his brothersoncrush in the face with his stupid shades and promptly contemplates suicide, more at 11.

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Cccould you pretty please do Trickster Dirk X Alpha Dave looks at you with pretty eyes

idk i tried

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vriska serket and dirk strider are the same person so vrisdave and dirkfang are both alphacest do you hear me? incest