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[Where They've Been]

[Hello, this is the person who runs this blog, Anaea. I really didn't expect to make this post in the first place, but I feel like I owe this site and my peers I have roleplayed with an apology.]

[Back in November 2022 was this blog's creation, I did it out of pure impluse and didn't truly grasp how time consuming it would be and how addictive this sort of thing was. It ended up taking most of my free time and I feel like the people on this site were draining me mentally.]

[To the people who introduced me to the server, I was the roleplay's secret boogeyman for a couple of hours, not like you remember me snooping around your blogs that day. I apologize for leaving you all without warning, for ghosting the entire server. Inksp0ts, Joe, Saturn, all of you. You all made me laugh, made me think, made those couple of months extremely enjoyable.]

[To Splatoonfan and Agent Redd, you two are the reason I left this site in the first place. I was and am still a child who was not well equipped to deal with your mental problems (Splatoonfan) or your constant sex comments (Redd). It made me feel like an outcast on this site and I hated every second of it.]

[To the people who tried to reach out after I disappeared: I'm sorry for not being able to get to you. To make up, I'll try to respond in character to every inbox mesage you guys sent over Feburary 2023 to January 2024 over the weekend, then I'll finally disappear off this site for good. Thank you for having hope for this blog.]

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heelo

[respectfully fuck off. -mod]

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Skill issue LMFAO.

Huh... so she didn't even get to react properly before being cut off. Still though, this is incredibly bad of a situation we're in.

Yeah, yeah. Damage has already been done. If we get massively fucked we can just get into the main.

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Dead blog. D:

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You already told 1 and 2, don't you remember? You were speaking with that 'Zoe' motherfucker about us. Your shadows.

The Cap'n knows too, but they are in no shape for fighting. As for our duplicates, well, Callie would never not trust her own cousin.

L + Ratio + Fuck You + Ur Trash + Witch Inkling ain't real.

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”what the hell?? Who are you!! What happened to Zoe!! I will not hesitate to track you down and splat you!”

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Hello. Can you DM me? It's about a recent matter you have.

[uh ok]

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Not sure about that, you reeaaally fell off after the whole bag of shit that was octo canyon, and that’s not even talking about the time you let 3 go. Slow ass. Oh, and once we get those fuckers to play turf again, none of you stand a chance.

L + Ratio + Fuck You + Ur Trash + Witch Inkling ain't real.

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”what the hell?? Who are you!! What happened to Zoe!! I will not hesitate to track you down and splat you!”

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Okay, just try and be a little more polite. Actually, now that I think about it...You said you were going to kill Callie, right?I know you are one of those 4's and all, but if we promise to give you whatever you want, do you think you could do me and my cousin a favor? Again, sorry if this bothers you at all!

Hey uhm, you seems to have been saying some pretty mean things on your blog and to other people. Sorry if this sounds rude, but can you be more aware of that next time? Thanks! -M @zsfacade...?

Look, I very easily get annoyed with people

{rp}

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Whatever I'm planning is no where near as bad as what you fucking idiots did. The organization will crumble anyways, regardless if I cause it to first.

Oh yeah, and you better hold on to your frail little tentacles, 4, because we're just getting started.

L + Ratio + Fuck You + Ur Trash + Witch Inkling ain't real.

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”what the hell?? Who are you!! What happened to Zoe!! I will not hesitate to track you down and splat you!”

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[FUCCCCCCCCK ITS THE WRONMG BLOG AGAIN]

L + Ratio + Fuck You + Ur Trash + Witch Inkling ain't real.

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”what the hell?? Who are you!! What happened to Zoe!! I will not hesitate to track you down and splat you!”

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Sooo you both dont seem too fond of your other selves, what's your whole opinion on your non-shadow selves actions so far?

My other self is always acting so fucking "cute" and "quirky" all the time, and she thinks she's the life of the party when in reality, she's just a nuisance to others. A hopeless pest that refuses to admit that she's in the wrong, and when she finally does, makes it EVERYONE'S problem. She also shot a dart gun at a person and put a metal cone on his head without thinking twice about if that was rational.

My other self has done some pretty bad things that she tries to hide. She's recruited a kid for life-threatening missions. A kid!!! Well, for the group she's a part of, this is normal behavior, so here's another thing: One time she held an inkling hostage who just tried to protect his friend. Then she turns around and doesn't do anything to the one she was really after, making that whole ordeal pointless.

Oh, and what we said is just a taste of the horrible things the orginization has done. Don't even fucking get me started on the octarians. The ones whose homes were destroyed for electricity that hardly affected the inkfish on the surface at all. The ones who always live in fear that a squid will come by and kill them all simply because of historical events.

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Are you illiterate or something??? Nothing happened to Zoe, all I did was crash the party.

Anyways, Ms. Parasite here says you got beat up by one of those Spicy fools. To be honest, I expected a trained agent to do better than that. Seems like taking you out will be easy after all.

L + Ratio + Fuck You + Ur Trash + Witch Inkling ain't real.

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”what the hell?? Who are you!! What happened to Zoe!! I will not hesitate to track you down and splat you!”

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fabricated?

Yeah. Zoe was created by two people, both from uh, a pretty gross organization. In short, they needed information from their enemies.

And ever since they were exposed for the things they've done, pretending to be someone else was the only way to fully experience life without fear.

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[i will give you no more time to prepare. saturn i hope you’re ready]

I can’t draw shit rn lol annywyas

IM PREPARED TO BE VAPORISED!!

Please don’t ask why callie is taller than marie cause i dunno I can’t draw rn

[OH YOU BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF. 2023 IS RIGHT AROUND THE ORNER COMING SOON AT YOUR LOCAL SPLATOON RP BLOG]

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Uh Oh! did you guys get this information by force?? or..

Not really? Us shadows tend to know a lot about the lives of our counterparts, making it kind of easy to get this information without interacting with them. C was bugging me about doing something like this, so here we are!

We decided to fuck up this blog instead of the main one because it's more entertaining to see you guys slowly realize that everything you knew was a lie.

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Coughing, fucking clearing my throat, choking on air, dying, other violent vocal shit.

I think you meant to say "Ahem..."

Finally found the password to this stupid fucking account, my duplicate forgot it immediately after she got access.

It was nothing, really! I just had to look through all of the blog runners' personal information.

"Whatever happened to Zoe?" You may ask. Well, I decided that me and the shitass parasite that follows me around are going to be taking over this blog, ignoring the fact that this "Zoe" you speak of is fabricated by our respective counterparts.

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(Say something, bitch.)

Oh! Introductions, right. For themeing purposes, call me M! The ruder one here (sorry, she's normally like this!) is C.

But you morons may call us the shadows.

Feel free to ask us questions in the ask box! I'm happy to talk. If you want, that is. So, uh, stay... fresh?

Get cooked. Stay on the hook. I'm not catching ya later. Fuck you.

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“Normaly i would say ‘we should play turf sometime’ but with the shadows walkn’ around that dosent sound like a very good idea. So maybe we could go to the shoal sometime and play some arcade games!”

-@4offical

[they seem like they would be amazing friends! Until four finds out it’s actually marie]

that soundz nice! ^v^ but um,,, im gonna be a bit busy for a while. im not sure when ill be available soryy!