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"Fantasy authors don't know how long a thousand years is!!!!!! Knock a zewo off the end!!!!!!!111!!!1" Did you know that it's never too late to learn whimsy and joy

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Babe, are you wearing the

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Imagine being like “I don’t do it for the religious aspect, I simply do it for the love of starving children and enacting apartheid”

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Even if you were a difficult child, you didn't deserve to be hurt.

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so I had a new roommate move in less than a week ago

…and this morning I discovered a really fun way to learn that he stores things in the oven 🩷

I guess this makes sense except for the fact that his cabinets????

are empty?????????????

(the food there was left behind by the last roommates)

PLUS

as far as I know, this is the only plate he brought 🥸 just the one.

anyway happy carcinogen wednesday I guess!!!!

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I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

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fuck corporate mythologies but uhhh

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i am quite honestly very exhausted with this starbucks feminism that preoccupies itself with the centering of rich white feminine women in the neoliberal capitalist lens and typically no one else.

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> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

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Only those who are over 65 years of age or have a "high-risk health condition" will be permitted to receive the 2025 COVID vaccine.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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Have your parent(s) ever voiced how expectant they were about becoming grandparents, especially if they dismiss your own choice of wanting, or not, to have children? Here, wanting children is only for your biological children, not adopted.

Yes they have, I now have children

Yes, they have, I don't have children but want to

Yes they have, I don't want children

No they haven't, I now have children

No they haven't, I don't have children but want to

No they haven't, I don't want children

Nuance

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Am yisrael chai is an example of a slogan that will historically be perceived as a fascist expression and only Zionists got themselves to blame for that

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how much money (USD $, before taxes) do you make in a year through your job (whether that's a consistent salary from an employer, self employment, free lancing, etc)? If you have multiple jobs, count the combined income.

< 10,000

11,000-20,000

21,000-30,000

31,000-40,000

41,000-50,000

51,000-60,000

61,000-70,000

71,000-80,000

> 81,000

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