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IF YOU DO ANY OF THESE I WILL WEAR YOUR SKIN AND EAT YOUR FAMILY INFRONT OF YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY AND THEN EAT THEM INFRONT OF YOUR EXTENDED EXTENDED FAMILY

Actual Reasons Why People Were Dumped

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holey shit

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get in the swan!

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knocking on a door is punching a house until it opens itself for you

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i need to lego of what i know to understand this

Vampire Weekend

Album art done by legoalbums

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also they need places to hide their medical bills

Why do American homes have more bathrooms than bedrooms? Like a super fancy house will have nine bedrooms but thirteen bathrooms. Wtf?

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what 2 differences are there between america and yogurt?

leave it for 200 years and it develops a culture

it can also be fat free!

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to fit your medical bills in maybe

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fuck yeahhhh go britainnnnnnnia

ATTENTION AMERICANS!

THIS IS THE CRAZINESS WE HAVE FOR CHILDREN’S PROGRAMMING AND WE WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!

This is from CBBC (Children’s BBC), where between each programme there is a connecting presenter and puppet that introduce and talk about the shows and basically mess around!

(by the way, the green thing is Oucho the cactus)

And yes. This is NORMAL PROCEDURE in the CBBC office…

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they need places to put all that shit about being better than us

Why do American homes have more bathrooms than bedrooms? Like a super fancy house will have nine bedrooms but thirteen bathrooms. Wtf?

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are you on about the american tossers or the best country

Lol Really? Do we sound like that?

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american idiot,jackass

britain:87766387375676756

america:-775

sidewalk vs. pavement

On Britain vs. America we’re going to explore some the differing vocabulary either side of the pond and attempt to reach an impartial decision as to which word is ‘best’.

Let’s get started. What would you call one of these?

Americans think:

sidewalk n paved area for pedestrians; usually beside a street or roadway

pavement n hard smooth surface of a road

Brits think:

sidewalk ?

pavement n paved area for pedestrians; usually beside a street or roadway

Pavement is also used the British way in Malta, Kenya, Sri Lanka, South Africa. While Indians, Irish, Pakistanis, Kiwis and Aussies all call it a footpath, which in the UK is strictly used to mean a walking path away from a road. [source]

This is all pretty confusing, so let’s look at the history of the words. Pavement has been the longest, first appearing in France in the 15th century, coming directly from the Latin pavimentum meaning a hard floor, or a level surface that is beaten firm. [source] So it’s just a description of the material used to make the walkway by the side of a road. However, by 1933 pavement was solely used in the UK in its current form, although sidewalk also saw some use. [source]

Sidewalk was first used as a word in the 18th century [source], but the etymology is a little harder to come by. It’s simply stated as coming from a combination of side and walk. Which gets to its simplicity in describing its purpose; a place to walk beside the road.

It seems sidewalk is an altogether more straightforward description, as well as being unambiguous and commonly understood. Even if you went as asked a 100 year old Brit. Say 'pavement’ and you risk confusing it with the other bit of concrete right next to the thing you’re trying to describe!

America: 1 Britain: 0

And if that’s not enough pavement/sidewalk fun for today, here’s a video of a cat who was found trapped underneath a newly laid sidewalk/pavement!

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it is my favoUrite place

I am so proud to be British.

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tyrannosaurus kx

reblog if u get it

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there is no freedom in medical bills either o hold on ill just NHS this mutha

I hate typing ‘My Neighbor Totoro’ because Americans spell neighbour weirdly

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america for traitorous peasants. britain is my favourite place

so I left twitter because of the whole Britain vs America thing. cause I’m like yeaaaah..their better but at the same time I really wanna argue cause America is not that bad and they make Britain sound perfect.