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Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

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its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

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How is your weather today? I got a lovely snow in April and not even on first

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where is any higher quality version of this image

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Update from the man himself

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also to the random guy at the antique store: I saw you take out and leave that elon musk mug with hearts around his face and then drive away in your cyber truck. are you not proud of daddy musk anymore ? you abandoned the carcas of your golden calf yet rode away wearing its skin for all to see

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FUCK aliens ! we got these crazy shits under da sea and we’re not payin any attention!!!

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you are fucking died. game oval.

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being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you

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Couples shirt idea