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No picture could describe Seb’s relationship with brocedes better than this one, fight me

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May’s @f1gc with @zylon-monocoque <3

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Nothing better in life than Lewis being forced to talk to/ interact with / talk about Nico . Literally nothing tops that. He HATES it.

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how do I know ollie bearman is destined for ferrari? well you see he is extremely talented, and pure of heart, and most importantly haunted by misfortune

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Stunning polaroids taken by photographer Zenon Texeira in 2006. 📸

There are a lot more of these polaroids featuring legends like Nigel Mansell, Jackie Stewart, Emerson Fittipaldi, Stirling Moss, team principals and more. But these are my favourites. Especially Niki ❤️

(Not sure why Nico's got his feet out but ok, why not).

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blorbocedes, as our resident brocedes herstorian i was wondering if you had or knew where to find that one video of lewis chasing nico through a crowd with champagne, nico running away full pelt? i used to see it all the time but i've had no luck finding it for so long now like it never existed 😔

either way, thank you for your service 🫡

yes of course

and here's the podium bottle pov

crazy part is this was the grand prix after niki lauda's passing, monaco 2019

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people like to think oscar piastri is normal. that he's just some guy who drives cars. but your wrong. estie bestie is just a dude. alex albon is just a dude.

just a dude does not have half the grid on active suicide watch. just a dude does not enjoy being hunted because it means he's doing something right. just a dude does not shove max "mad max" "I'll put your head through a wall" verstapen off the track.

that monotone Australian rabbit's eyes gleam with chaos and arson, and he can smell their fear. and he likes it.

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Lewis: Our grid-kids have done just fine, haven't they?

Nico, downing a whiskey: Lew, Kimi commits credit card fraud, George makes HR powerpoints for fun, and I spent three hours talking Esteban out of criminal arson on the Alpine garage last year.

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what if you both were BEST FRIENDS and you went over TO GREECE with his FAMILY. what if you had GAY ASS WRESTLING MATCHES IN HOTEL ROOMS and you both ACHIEVED your SHARED CHILDHOOD DREAM together. but what if you let that taste of victory TEAR YOUR FRIENDSHIP APART. what if HIS WIN BECAME YOUR LOSS. what if you both started HATING EACH OTHER. what happens when the person who knows you the best REFUSES TO LOOK AT YOU. then he RETIRES AND LEAVES YOU BEHIND. what if you SEND HIS CHILDREN GIFTS ON CHRISTMAS. WHAT IF YOU ARE NEIGHBOURS STILL. will you RUN AWAY when you HEAR him in hallways?

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omg guys it's pope leo

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i think you should put yukierre in situations numberrrrrr.... (drum roll please🥁) 13!

hello hello!

has it been nearly 9 months since you sent this in? yes. are we counting? absolutely not!

anyway, yukierre + 13: drunk confessions: "warm"

The streetlights keep melting. 

They're not too bright, not too dark, just. Liquid. Flowing in and out along the lines of the cobblestone sidewalks, curving along the edges of the road. And the light is warm. Really warm. Just as warm as Yuki feels, dipping in and out of puddles of golden. 

He floats along the streets lined with pubs. The summer air in Stavelot is never this warm, and it reminds him of the enveloping feeling of sinking into an onsen. Of course, the internal warmth of the whiskey he downed earlier couldn't hurt either. It's not every week he can extract points from the car, and in that case, he thinks, the whiskey is deserved.

And then there's the warmth beside him: Pierre, sturdy, dependable, and hauling his ass back to the hotel. He keeps up a steady banter, chattering on about the race, the upcoming week, how a tipsy Lando nearly punched George in the face trying to reach Oscar, and how Albon's off-key serenade of Smooth Operator to "welcome Carlos to the team" nearly made him want to pull his ears off. Yuki doesn't register much, but the rumbly tenor of his voice is pleasant background noise where he's pressed under Pierre's arm, tucked against his chest. He wants to stay there. For a long, long time.

They finally make it to Yuki’s hotel, and Pierre forcibly dislodges him from under his arm. Yuki tries his damnedest to cling on, but eventually gives up, pouting upwards as Pierre holds him by the shoulders.

"You will be okay, yes? Go to sleep soon." His eyes, a piercing blue even in the dim light of the streetlights, tilt down to look into Yuki’s directly. It’s a damn shame, he thinks. He used to see that shade every day. And now, only when they get a moment to catch up on race weeks. Unfair. 

“I’on wanna sleep,” Yuki replies, tipping forward till his forehead goes smack into the crook of Pierre’s neck. He can feel the warm rumble of Pierre’s laugh, throaty and deep. His hands stay firm on Yuki’s shoulders, but he makes no movement to push him off just yet. 

“You will need to, Yuki,” he chuckles. “Your team will get you early tomorrow morning and then preparing for the next race will not be fun with a hangover.”

“Hmm,” he thinks about it. “No.”

“Why not?”

“Mmm.” He nuzzles in closer. “Warm. Wanna stay here.” 

He feels Pierre’s tighten, almost imperceptibly, around him. “I know, the next race is much colder.”

“No.” Yuki is nearly asleep, but Pierre’s right there and he’s much more comfortable than the hotel bed, honestly. “Wanna stay here.”

“Here, in Stavelot?”

“You’re so dense.” Yuki emits a soft grumble, shaking his head. “Right here.”

His warm breath tickles against Pierre’s neck, and he smiles in response, a quiet grin tucked into the top of Yuki’s hair. 

“Yeah, me too.”

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he just like me fr

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formula 1 graphic challenge - may

hello again! somehow it's nearly may

how it works:

at the beginning of the month, you and another blog are given the same image of a driver you both like

you have until the end of the month to make a graphic featuring that image

you can sign up for up to 3 graphics! (the limit of 3 is new this month, i just have limited time for pairing and image sourcing)

entering:

fill out this google form by 9am est may 1

reblog this post (as always, we're not gonna like. check. but the more people the better, no?)

assignments will be sent out via dm (so if you have your dms set to people you follow only you'll need to follow @albon-no)

posting:

posting begins the day assignments go out and ends the last day of the month (may 1 - may 31)

post the graphic to your own blog, and be sure to tag your partner's blog and this blog

that's it! this is open to anyone and everyone who likes f1, so even if you've never made a graphic before, now's your chance to start! if you have any questions please don't hesitate to ask :)

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From, NYTimes Lewis Hamilton signs multi-year deal with Fanatics Collectibles, shares his favorite things to collect

If I was Isack, no one could put me down. My hero calling me his favorite rookie, says I'm cool, AND he'd want to collect my trading card??? Grin on my face for the whole week.

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can someone please explain to me how fernando alonso being the actual manager of gabriel bortoleto isn't a conflict of interest

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here’s my graphic for the @f1gc april challenge! i used the same initial picture as @f1boistrash, check out their awesome work as well :)

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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 95

Toto: I just ended a five year relationship

Valtteri: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

Toto: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship

*Lewis and Nico fighting from across the garage*