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GAY PEOPLE (said in the way they announce characters when you select them in super smash bros)

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A mischievous gooner call that a fapscallion

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A horrible little creature he is

Would Little Billy be a skibidi kid because I feel like he'd either be VERY skibidi or VERY anti-skibidi

i think he'd be in the middle actually, and share stuff like skibidi biden exclusively because it causes psychic damage to other people, which I think he'd really like

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Sometimes when I connect two lines in a drawing I like to pretend I'm a welder soldering the two lines together, it makes it much more entertaining

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This image is but a whisper amidst the countless horrors that fester within my consciousness. It begs to be freed, to escape the shackles of my mind. I am but a vessel, driven to unleash these nightmares upon an unsuspecting world.

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I will throw water balloons filled with chicken noodle soup at you and your loved ones

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DIY hexbug tunnel except it's just my intestines

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SRS AIRBAG, as opposed to J AIRBAG

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Was thinking about zodiac signs, and dude, cancers got so fucked. Not only do they share a name with a dangerous disease, their sign also looks like a 69. Like damn man that's rough. But surely there's gotta be a REALLY cool symbol to make up for it, right? [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER] IT'S A CRAB.

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This image ranks amongst the most abysmal I have ever had the misfortune of creating. Born of the shadows and whispers in the depths of my soul, it was a prophecy that I had no choice but to fulfill.

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I love posting stuff like I'm some big famous guy but really I'm just a silly creature who generally gets 0-3 notes per post, like this is literally me

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The internet brainrot has finally consumed me. I was driving the other day and saw an advertisement that was formatted like a shitpost and I laughed at it. It was this.

(photo taken at a red light guys, I'm a good driver)

I mean, come on, you can't tell me this doesn't look like something that would be posted online as a joke.

The font, the 4 exclamation points, the "in stock" being one word, the low quality antifreeze image, the bright red text, it all comes together perfectly to form the most perfect image.

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I'm scared of short people, because what if they crawl into my ear late at night while I'm sleeping and enter my bloodstream and hold my arteries shut?

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Would you still love me if I was a bottle of 1 year expired pepto bismol :(

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*fills your lungs with mashed potatoes* :3c

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This is what a raw chicken would look like if the raw chicken wasn't a raw chicken and the raw chicken was a large cast-iron bench anvil

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Being allowed to go into the school's gym storage closet was like being let into heaven