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vox was never allowed to pick his outfits again. (click for better quality)

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hope is the thing with feathers

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abs anatomy study with vox

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behold. my spirit animal.

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im bored and sick so here you go

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more radiostatic headcanons

after the gap :D

Alastor can and will kick vox's ass if he says something sexist bc feminist alastor go brrr

A lot of people make alastor the only one that cooks but I headcanon that vox was a chef at one of alastor's favorite restaurants in cannibal town, so he does know how to cook

adding on to the last one, alastor sometimes saw vox in the kitchen of the restaurant and was like wow why is his head a box

and then alastor saw him at a bar and was like heyyyy you work at blah blah blah restaurant right

and vox is like yeah I'm the only chef there- are you the radio demon

and alastor is like yea lol your a good cook btw

and then they made plans and became friends!!

and yea vox does cook sinner meat sometimes

he just doesn't do seafood

and that's good because alastor's ALLERGIC

so yeah they switch the cooking or do it together like healthy little gay boys

alastor only transitioned in the 90's when the term started floating around and he was like hold tf up

this WOKE TRANS SHIT (I'm woke trans shit)

and vox with his magic hypno eye helped brainwash ppl into thinking he was always masc-presenting!!

alastor dyes his hair a lot. like a LOT. it's naturally red tho and he hasn't dyed it bc there was no dye in the place he fucked off to for 7 years

when minecraft came out in hell vox made a world with both of them in it and taught alastor the basics. alastor proceeded to make this fucking little birch village that's so cutesy and cottage core

vox burned it down when he went missing

alastor's broke as shit

vox is rich as shit

alastor is secretly (vox knows) stealing vox's money to buy stuff

vark(vox's pet shark-dog thing) is the only dog alastor will tolerate

alastor has a cat and two axolotls which he is very proud of

alastor is generally averse to touching bugs except beetles. Vox hates beetles and bugs and will squish them. alastor does the cup and paper method bc he cares more about bugs lives than people lives

they're gay your honor

anyway what im trying to say is these two gay boys are happy and love eachother vewwy much 😋😋😋 I'm delusional but I have high high hopes and im living shooting for the sky something something something whatever have a nice day you beautiful dehydrated person‼️‼️‼️

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I LOVE THIS OMGGGG I LOVE YOU

tv Mouth perfec t size for deer head. Put Deer Head In The TV Mouth

(I like Alastor being just the freakiest, most extreme masochist sometimes, you know?)

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trans alastor doodle

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I'm not sure what bothers me more. the fact that that image is so pixelated, or the fact that you use light mode.

do you support trans rights

hmmm that's a pretty tough question, huh guys. This one really makes me think. Like I really need to think about it a lot. Gosh i just don't knowwwwwww..... *scratches chin* hmmm..... trans rights, huh? *laughs to self* what will they think of next? ... hmmm .. well, now that I think about it ... yeah... YEAH!! alright. that just might work... It's a long shot but... I'M IN.

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vox drawing i made in like 3 seconds while sick with the flu

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reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

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british

Rank every language

Sumerian Cuneiform

Linear A!!!!

Unknow from pokemon.

Wingdings

Gesturing!

Proto-Hellenic

Silbo Gomero

Danish

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second time in a year going to school without my binder lets see how this goes chat

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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Welp. My life has gone to shit so here's a notes game with meeeee hah. (I made the numbers obnoxiously big cause I don't wanna do any of this lollll)

10 notes. I'll brush my teeth

50 notes. I'll stay clean for a week

100 notes. I'll finally finish my book

500 notes. I'll clean my room

750 notes. I'll tell my therapist about my suic1al thoughts

1000 notes. I'll open up to my friends....

2000 notes. I'll talk to my aunt about my mental problem

5000 notes. I'll tell my mom about my eating habits.

8000 notes. I'll stay clean for a month

10000 notes. I'll stop isolating myself.

20000 notes. I'll go back inpatient AGH....

Don't you dare do this you all. >_<

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