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scarlet johannson did not spend an entire decade fighting tooth and nail to make natasha into an actual character instead of the sex object writers wanted her to be while also having to endure the most vile, misogynistic questions during press tours for people to now disrespect her legacy because yelena is 'better'. the only reason why that is, is because of everything scarlet went through. natasha singlehandedly paved the way for every other female superhero in the mcu and don't you forget that

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Ylena: Wait, hold up, why did you draw yourself like that?

Walker: Uh, like what?

Ylena: Like with huge, muscular legs.

Walker: Uh, this is what I look like.

Ylena:...

Walker: THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE!

Ylena: Okay, then I want big beefy arms. Hot ones.

Ava: I want a cowboy hat.

Walker: Okay, arms and hat. *draws them*

Alexei: Ooh, give me a cowboy hat too!

Ylena: You can't just take Ava's hat idea, Alexei! She thought it up all by themself like a good person! Come up with your own thing!

Alexei: BUT I WANNA LOOK COOL!

Ava: Put Alexei on one of those stupid baby tricycles.

Alexei: NO!!

Walker: Tricycle, done. *draws it* Bob, want anything?

Bob, making finger guns: Pew pew.

Walker: A blaster?! No, that's not really your style, Bob.

Bob, making finger guns: Pew pew.

Walker: You know what, okay. *draws it* But it's just for holding, not for shooting.

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Bucky: *standing at the top of the stairs* What are y'all doing at the bottom of the staircase?

Bob: I accidentally fell down.

Walker: Ava PUSHED ME down the stairs because I refuse to pay THEIR part of our rent!

Yelena: Ava bet me fifty bucks that I couldn't reach the bottom of the stairs faster than Walker did falling down it, so I slide down the banister to get my money.

Alexei: I don't know how I got here. One moment, I was sleeping in my bed, three floors up, and then suddenly I was waking up here, just in time to get crushed by Walker.

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Yelena: Time for plan G.

Alexei: Don’t you mean plan B?

Yelena: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Bucky: What about plan D?

Yelena: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Bob: What about plan E?

Yelena: I’m hoping not to use it. Walker dies in plan E.

Ava: I like plan E.

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Alexei: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Walker: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Yelena: Waking up in the morning.

Bob: Waking up.

Ava: Waking up in the morning.... and seeing Walker

Walker: Hey! Rude.

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*The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Walker: I won't let you down.

Yelena: Sounds fun.

Bucky: Do I have to be?

Ghost: No, I'm fucking not.

Alexei: I knew it!!

Bob: Please no, I'm so tired.

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*In response to receiving a gift*

Bob: Wow! That’s awesome! I’ll pay you back!

Alexei: You didn’t have to get this for me… I would've been happy with some Vodka.

Walker: S-stupid! Now I HAVE to get you something!

Ava: Th-thanks, but why?

Yelena: Oh my! I can’t accept a gift like this!

Bucky: Did you keep the receipt?

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Ghost: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Yelena: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Walker: A realist sees a freight train.

Bucky: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Bob: Where is everyone?

Yelena: Bucky had a nervous collapse, Sam is looking after him, and Ghost and Walker are trying to kill each other, so I’m in charge.

Bob: Oh my god!

Yelena: I know, right?

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Thunderbolts* proving it really was the friends they made along the way

I love them dearly <3

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variant cover by Haining for Absolute Flash (2025) #5

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It's from Spider-Man Unlimited 2023 specifically issue #32. In this series Spider-Man seems to work at a coffee shop. I haven't personally read it but it looks interesting.

can anyone help. is this image just a fucking edit or something.

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marvel rivals add these two and my life is yours

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