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Ann?!!

Funeral Of Ann Widdecombe-Beaumont

Friends, Enemies, Loyal Subjects. We are gathered here today to say goodbye to my dearest wife and cow murderer Duchess Ann Widdecombe-Beaumont. Ann was a horrible wife and mother. She also broke the world record for having the most STDs and for having the most children in a single birth. I shall not miss her.

@dr-maze-j-montgomery @dr-martin-rossi @edenbrook-hospital-chapel

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Funeral Of Ann Widdecombe-Beaumont

Friends, Enemies, Loyal Subjects. We are gathered here today to say goodbye to my dearest wife and cow murderer Duchess Ann Widdecombe-Beaumont. Ann was a horrible wife and mother. She also broke the world record for having the most STDs and for having the most children in a single birth. I shall not miss her.

@dr-maze-j-montgomery @dr-martin-rossi @edenbrook-hospital-chapel

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It’s the cake anon here. It wasn’t supposed to be hateful and I’m sorry it came across that way. I’m just very used to wedding cake and figured everyone else was too.

Thank you for apologizing, but I am not really the person you should be saying sorry to. @dr-martin-rossi and Jackie, who has since deactivated are the ones who deserve it. If you would like to apologize personally, I am sure they would both be glad of it. ♥️

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Politeness is free, anon. Different cultures have different traditions, one thing that may seem commonplace to others may be unheard of to different people. We are all learning, regardless of what stage of life we are in but supiority looks good on no one. Please in future try to be kinder, thank you♥️

That’s literally the whole point of the tiers. God. Typically one is the classic fruit cake (gross but it’s tradition) another is vanilla or chocolate or red velvet. Then it’s another one of those options on the final tier or something quirkier - like lemon cake. Uncultured people.

I literally had never heard of each tier being a different flavor

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You hardly have grounds to say such things.

THIS IS FOR BESSIE!

@dr-ann-widdecombe You....cheated.

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Need I say more?

@dr-ann-widdecombe You....cheated.

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You're not exactly fantastic, it's all loosey goosey down there but you don't catch me having it in the dining room with some random stranger!

@dr-ann-widdecombe You....cheated.

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@dr-ann-widdecombe You....cheated.

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I wanna fuck ms widdecombe

Are you sure you're feeling well?

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I was talking about my wife. @dr-ann-widdecombe

Hello, Edenbrook

My name is Reverend Diego Soto, and I'm the new head chaplain here at Edenbrook Hospital. Having been told about my predecessor by @dr-naveen-banerji I can assure you that I am not a "fire-and-brimstone-everyone-except-true-believers-goes-to-hell" kind of preacher. I'm more of a "we-are-all-God's-creation-and-equal-in-His-sight".

The chapel is open 24/7 for quiet prayer and contemplation. I will be available Monday through Friday from 8 AM to 5 PM for spiritual counseling or if you would just like to chat.

The schedule of services is as follows:

Jewish Shabbat services: Friday 7 PM, Saturday Noon

Non-denominational Christian services: Saturday 5 PM (English), 7 PM (Spanish); Sunday 9 AM (English), 10:30 AM (Spanish), Noon (Bilingual)

All services are interpreted for the deaf

@dr-ethan-j-ramsey @dr-bryce-lahela @drinesdelarosa-mirani @dr-alex-valentine @dr-aurora-emery @dr-elijah-greene @dr-jackie-varma @dr-kylo-ren @dr-landry-olsen-md @dr-maze-j-montgomery @dr-oliver-choi @theactualzaidmirani

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Can you bless my cow? @edenbrook-hospital-chapel

Hello, Edenbrook

My name is Reverend Diego Soto, and I'm the new head chaplain here at Edenbrook Hospital. Having been told about my predecessor by @dr-naveen-banerji I can assure you that I am not a "fire-and-brimstone-everyone-except-true-believers-goes-to-hell" kind of preacher. I'm more of a "we-are-all-God's-creation-and-equal-in-His-sight".

The chapel is open 24/7 for quiet prayer and contemplation. I will be available Monday through Friday from 8 AM to 5 PM for spiritual counseling or if you would just like to chat.

The schedule of services is as follows:

Jewish Shabbat services: Friday 7 PM, Saturday Noon

Non-denominational Christian services: Saturday 5 PM (English), 7 PM (Spanish); Sunday 9 AM (English), 10:30 AM (Spanish), Noon (Bilingual)

All services are interpreted for the deaf

@dr-ethan-j-ramsey @dr-bryce-lahela @drinesdelarosa-mirani @dr-alex-valentine @dr-aurora-emery @dr-elijah-greene @dr-jackie-varma @dr-kylo-ren @dr-landry-olsen-md @dr-maze-j-montgomery @dr-oliver-choi @theactualzaidmirani

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I'm not sure if I'm laughing or defecating.

is thinking of his beloved Bessie after a trip to the washroom.

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I'm surprised you are literate, let alone having your own article.

is thinking of his beloved Bessie after a trip to the washroom.

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Absolutely! All of the cows in Cordonia come from far and wide, they are judged and the winner gets a little prize. A Cordonian Ruby for the cow, and free milk for the rest of the year for the owner. Although it is more an event that you can get bragging rights about winning. There is a cow train. Cow archery. Cow throwing knives. Cow hockey. You name it, we have got it!

is thinking of his beloved Bessie after a trip to the washroom.

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You may see her name in lights, perhaps I should take her to Cordonia's annual cow show.

is thinking of his beloved Bessie after a trip to the washroom.

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Tune in tonight to see how the gang deals with the dramatic reveal of my Father being alive. 8/7c.

@dr-ann-widdecombe @dr-maze-j-montgomery