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makes a man go apple juice

dave you're not making any sense. (but at least it rhymes??)

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cries because you all keep following me even though i haven't updated in aGES

bless ur little optimistic hearts

i swear i've got like four updates in the works i've just been lazy OTL

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woah hey yes hi

i just gained a butt ton of followers so... welcome 

sorry this has been so dead since forever, i've got some asks i'm in the middle of finishing up; hopefully i can get back to it and have at least one posted this week!

mad props to all my followers because none of you have left me yet 

TG: even tho it semss i hav eleft mysef

<3,

chaser

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yEs

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oh shit dudes

this is about to get so cray

time to party

also

MY LOVE AND ETERNAL THANKS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU tumblr doesn��t tell me when i get followers anymore?? so im not able to greet you all individually

;-; just know that i love you all and you’re welcome to contact me any time for any reason. we’re all family up in here <3

ON TO BUISNESS

DRUNK!DAVE LIVESTREAM (which may or may not involve an actual drunk dave) IS GOING DOWN 

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animated .gif version of the drunk!strife ask, i think it's more effective this way lol

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i feel like he would just call whenever he got really drunk and john wouldn't answer so dave just holds conversations with the voicemail and john gets these long ass messages in the morning that cut off in the middle cause dave has been talking for like thirty minutes and doesn't even notice

(source: quote for this panel was taking from this fic; it was too perfect not to use lol)

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today we come together to celebrate the launching of a new ship on her maiden voyage; i christen thee, dahuss: "time waster"

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drunk!strife?

hes tried

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taht is not a smal liist, my freind. 

but ill amdit this is on of the stranger ones

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i dnt haev any friends that r as cool as me

so usally just ent up dronkin with bro and jhon.

i guess its fun?

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Mod question actually ;W; are you or have you ever run a drunk once-ler blog? The answer style and little animations are almost identical!

sup, your one and only mod, Chaser, here:

O_o!! no i haven't! although holy shit that sounds like a good idea. this is the first drunk-anything blog i've ever done x3

thanks for your question <3

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bitch im the motherfcukin alcoholic of tiem

dose this look liek the motherfcuking amatur houur to u?

(^in my head)

(^irl)

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lets not and say we did

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i hate u