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It’s still mostly centipedes, spiders, and cockroaches, just at much greater volumes. Who needs reading? Signs can never stop us, cause we won’t be able to read them!

Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

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You think I know how to write?? Absolutely not. And momhood is hard, even more so when your child can manifest insects out of their face. It’s great. I’m not tired at all.

Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

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“Moirail was a... long time ago. Doesn’t mean I love her any less, however. Even more so now that she’s family.”

Almost as soon as you say something to Riley, with the following poke Joey grins and her face erupts with spiders. Eliza sighs, scoops up the horror baby with one arm, and leans her on her hip. Joey, still grinning down at her cousin, stops spewing spiders as soon as her mom picks her up.

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

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“Yeah! It’s full of apple juice.”

Joey then spins the gun around to drink said apple juice, and toddles away, Fallout rolling her eyes after her kid.

“Of course!” She steps aside to let you inside, gesturing dramatically into her living room. “Come on in, make yourself comfortable. Do you want anything to drink?”

The living room is actually decent sized, with a couch and armchair, tv setup, a bookshelf with a bunch of old pictures, and an almost ridiculous amount of Joey’s toys strewn everywhere.

“We’ve gotta do our annual ‘guess who didn’t die’ session!” Fallout is grinning like the big nerd that she is at her own joke.

((Hey u know that annual thing where I just randomly drop into your inbox to be a nerd? hey look it's that time again wow it's me aki)) There's some loud, obnoxious pounding on your front door, Fallout. You better answer, this person seems like they mean serious business. And the serious business may be involving one of your (hopefully) favorite people.

((🎵Its the most wonderful time of the year~!🎵 Hey bby!!!))

When Fallout answers the door, she is one hundred percent holding a shotgun up and pointing it at you. This is what you get for knocking like an asshole. Joey is standing slightly behind her, pointing her own gun. Plastic, and it looks like it’s not filled with water. You probably don’t want to know what Fallout put in that, honestly.

“Oh holy shit,” She lowers her gun and leans it next to the door as she realizes its one of her ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE, “hey! Did you die again? It’s been a hot minute.”

Joey is still pointing her gun at you, babbling some nonsense about “if you don’t get outta here I’m gonna shoot you! I’m gonna shoot you dead!” which is quickly met with Fallout’s “stand down soldier” and a hand on her head. She does not stand down, but you’re fairly certain she doesn’t know how to pull the trigger. Fairly certain.

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Hey Eliza! Hit me up sometime you fuckin dweeb I'm literally always online y'know - love, Dar

I thought you died, you fuckin nerd! Would it kill you to write once a year like Voca does??

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blessed with best girl

*gasp* No, it is ME who is blessed with best girl

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“Good, its about time.”

Joey is progressively bouncing closer to Riley. As she does so, you watch a centipede crawl out of her left nostril and into her hair.

“Yeah, I remember talking about Fluffy. I also remember thinking, huh, that’s probably a terrible idea. So I’m good on that front, but I do miss Levi.”

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

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((Hey u know that annual thing where I just randomly drop into your inbox to be a nerd? hey look it's that time again wow it's me aki)) There's some loud, obnoxious pounding on your front door, Fallout. You better answer, this person seems like they mean serious business. And the serious business may be involving one of your (hopefully) favorite people.

((🎵Its the most wonderful time of the year~!🎵 Hey bby!!!))

When Fallout answers the door, she is one hundred percent holding a shotgun up and pointing it at you. This is what you get for knocking like an asshole. Joey is standing slightly behind her, pointing her own gun. Plastic, and it looks like it’s not filled with water. You probably don’t want to know what Fallout put in that, honestly.

“Oh holy shit,” She lowers her gun and leans it next to the door as she realizes its one of her ABSOLUTE FAVORITE PEOPLE, “hey! Did you die again? It’s been a hot minute.”

Joey is still pointing her gun at you, babbling some nonsense about “if you don’t get outta here I’m gonna shoot you! I’m gonna shoot you dead!” which is quickly met with Fallout’s “stand down soldier” and a hand on her head. She does not stand down, but you’re fairly certain she doesn’t know how to pull the trigger. Fairly certain.

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“Oh god, I remember clingy stage.”

Eliza chuckles and pats Joey on the head. Joey doesn’t really remember Riley either, she’s just excited that people her size exist.

“The outfit is a little... hmm...” You’re only now remembering Eliza’s thoughts on vault suits. She really doesn’t like them. “It’s cute. Kinda reminds me of you when you were little. The binkie is amazing though. Little on the nose, but I like it.”

“I’m glad you finally have it figured out instead of dropping your kid off with me at random times.” She looks just as smug as she says this. “Does this mean you’re actually getting your shit together?”

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

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“It is good to see you, despite all evidence to the contrary.”

Joey is bouncing in place, watching Riley with a huge grin, as Eliza casually picks a spider off Joey’s cheek.

“Any special occasion, or are you just here for shits and giggles?”

"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

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"Hey i brought riley over for a play date i also brought you some nuka quantom and cherry stuff is still trash tho" @fandomstuck Fallout

“Shut your blasphemous mouth, you little gremlin.”

Eliza is obviously joking, kinda, and Joey is very happy to see you and IMMEDIATELY runs to the door.

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Oops, new Eliza incoming.

@fandomstuck-happytreefriends

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Voca: Hey Fallout, highkey not dead (physically anyway) and decided I should drop by and say hi. I love you. And I hope Joey’s doing well too. I missed you guys.

FF: Hey, holy shit, I thought everyone around here had died. Wow... We’re pretty good over here, I missed you a ton... How have you been? Other than the every way except physically dead thing, I already know generally how that goes.

((my inbox across all three blogs has been so dead i immediately wrote this off as probably being more virus bots. But I’m glad its you! It’s been a hot minute! ily!!))

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ultimate post-apoc siblings

@fandomstuck-fallout

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It takes a second for Fallout to get to the door and you can see why when she gets there. She’s carrying Riley, who is grabbing fistfuls of her aunt’s hair and pulling on it, while Joey is yelling in delight trying to climb up her mother’s legs to get to the smaller child. She looks exhausted.

FF: What the fuck--

Joey: WHAT THE FUCK!!

FF: *whispering* goddammit...

Hey i nabbed your niece while your brother and his girlfriend slept so here you go*plops the child in fallout's arms*

“For fuck’s sake…” 

Shes not too pumped about this development. Sure, the baby is cute as hell, but Joey is trying to climb up her pant leg to see the girl while Fallout is trying to shuffle across the room to her phone to try to call Levi. This was not the plan for the evening, anon.

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FF: Levi, some asshole dropped your kid at my place and--

You can hear a shrill scream in the background, then Fallout yelling to “put that down right now! No, leave Riley alone!”

FF: Listen, I know I’m supposed to be cool aunt and everything but I can’t handle two children under the age of 5 at the same time.

Glass shatters in the background.

FF: Help.

Hey i nabbed your niece while your brother and his girlfriend slept so here you go*plops the child in fallout's arms*

“For fuck’s sake…” 

Shes not too pumped about this development. Sure, the baby is cute as hell, but Joey is trying to climb up her pant leg to see the girl while Fallout is trying to shuffle across the room to her phone to try to call Levi. This was not the plan for the evening, anon.

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Joey whats it like having your cousin over

“*unintelligible* gross and *unintelligible* baby Rye.”

“Joey pulled a centipede out of her nose and made Riley cry. Twice. Joey thought it was hilarious.”

Fallout is exhausted. Also, Joey is one and a half with a mouthful of tarantulas, you really think you’re gonna get a coherent answer?