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[ask-thewhitewolf]

It's nothing, I'm happy to help! Now, I don't guarantee it'll work on everyone but it's a good "persuasive face". -☆ //Omggg, hahahah

I’ll test it out on Sam. Thanks for that!

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Sorry If I startled you! I just needed to get that out of my chest. And um, "🥺" is a cute, teary-eyed face emoji sometimes used at the end of a sentence for "pleading" or just to put emphasis on something that's already emotional. Hopefully, this explanation helps! -☆

That’s alright. And yeah, I guess that makes sense. Thanks. 🥺

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JAMES BUCHANAN BARNES, YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE IN THE WORLD 🥺🥺

Alright, alright, you don’t have to yell. Redwing does that enough. Um... thanks anyway, anon.

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100

100: How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

Hah! That’s good. I was in Wakanda at the time, and Shuri, Steve, and Natalia made a huge deal out of it. We had a party in the palace with a bunch of people and it was a whole lot of fun! 

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Send a number

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

3. What song really gets you going?

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

6. Most embarrassing habit?

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

8. Soft or hard tacos?

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

11. What color/design are your bedsheets?

12. Any hidden talents?

13. Favorite thing to drink out of (mug, glass, etc.)?

14. Socks or bare feet around the house?

15. Favorite board game?

16. Do you sleep with the fan on or off?

17. Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

18. Do you sing in the shower?

19. Favorite song to belt out at the top of your lungs when you’re alone?

20. Last thing you cried about?

21. At what age did you first have alcohol?

22. Relationship status?

23. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

24. What do you typically wear to formal events?

25. Favorite memory?

26. Gum or breath mints?

27. Favorite shoes?

28. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

29. What is the natural state of your hair?

30. Have you ever had braces?

31. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

32. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

33. Last time you had an orgasm?

34. Celebrity crush(es)?

35. Windows or Mac?

36. How old were you when you learned to ride a bike?

37. Makeup or natural?

38. What color do you wear the most?

39. Favorite season?

40. Umbrella or rain coat?

41. Have you ever fallen out of a tree?

42. First car you ever owned?

43. What time do you usually go to bed?

44. Are you a competitive person?

45. Least favorite color?

46. First pet you’ve ever owned?

47. Sweet or salty?

48. Favorite pasta dish?

49. Favorite kind of chips?

50. Talk about something you’re passionate about.

51. What are some of your hobbies?

52. Caffeine? If so, what kind?

53. Favorite kind of pizza?

54. Fast food or sit-down restaurant?

55. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

56. Something that ruins your appetite?

57. Favorite labels about you?

58. Are you a religious person?

59. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

60. What size shoe do you wear?

61. Favorite thing about yourself?

62. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

63. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

64. Heroes or villains?

65. Favorite fruit?

66. Least favorite fruit?

67. Favorite vegetable?

68. Least favorite vegetable?

69. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

70. Favorite dessert?

71. Do you play any sports?

72. Age you learned how to swim?

73. Tell a funny story.

74. What’s one interesting thing about your culture?

75. What’s one annoying thing about your culture?

76. What job would you be terrible at?

77. Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

78. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

79. What’s your favorite compliment to receive?

80. Has your opinion changed on something recently?

81. Do you always order the same thing at a restaurant or order something different each time?

82. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try but haven’t yet?

83. If you could learn to do anything right now, what would it be?

84. Favorite physical feature about yourself?

85. Least favorite physical feature about yourself?

86. What’s one amazing thing you did that nobody was around to see?

87. If you could change your height, would you?

88. What’s something you would rate 10/10?

89. Heels or flats?

90. What’s something you wish you had more knowledge about?

91. Would you want to be famous?

92. What’s something you would get arrested for?

93. What’s your spirit animal?

94. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

95. Are you the type to have an organized mess, or no mess at all?

96. Do you tend to make decisions based on the past, present, or future?

97. Are you a planner or a more spontaneous person?

98. Thoughts on the oxford comma?

99. What do you hope never changes?

100. How would you celebrate your 100th birthday?

[ask-thewhitewolf]

in your opinion, who's got the better ass? iron man or cap (not your boyfriend)

.........................Iron Man.

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Any New Year’s plans?

//Mun: First off, I’m so sorry for how late this is. I’m literally the worst person ever and I am so sorry. But, I’d feel bad just... not answering it so...//

Well, Sammy and I aren’t the biggest fans of fireworks for... reasons. We spent the night in a blanket cocoon.

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Tell me a story please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sure thing!

Um... Once upon a time there was a dumbass who lived in Brooklyn.

That sounds like the start to a story about Steve, but no, it’s about me. Because unlike Steve, I’m self-aware.

(And I don’t think I’ve said it here, but I moved back to Brooklyn at the beginning of September of last year. It’s been fun, seeing the city again. Pretty much everything’s different now, so feeling bad about not remembering things isn’t something that happens too much. Though there is still an old diner here I worked at during the summers in high school, which is nice to see every so often!)

Anyway. Story.

Brooklyn’s great and all, and being a whole lot closer to Sam, Steve, and Natalia is good too, but... the apartment I got was a bit quiet at times. It was a nice place, I just missed the farm and the kids. Still do, every now and then.

So when I was getting home from getting groceries one day and passed by some yowling ball of fluff under a dumpster... I couldn’t just leave it alone!

I took him home, washed him up, fed him, took him to a vet a day later and...

Alpine’s been with me ever since.

He’s getting bigger now that he’s eating better. (And for those of you interested, he’s a British Shorthair. Don’t know how old he is though... Seems like he’s on the younger side.)

It was pretty funny, explaining to Sam, Steve, and Natalia what happened. I took him to Sam’s place to get them used to each other and Sam opens the door and goes “What is that.” (To which I answered correctly, “A baby!”)

...Oh, and I forgot to mention. A neighbor of mine, a really sweet old lady, went to go visit some family around the same time and left her cats at home. Four little black kittens, two with green eyes, one with blue eyes, and one with blue-green heterochromia. I was out one day and I guess Alpine must have smuggled them inside while whoever was taking care of them was out too, because when I got back... they were just there. I left a letter for their apartment explaining, and got a very interesting call back, a promise to explain to the owner and... I got to keep them. Until she got back, obviously.

(I think she took pity on the fact that I’m the wierd, lonely sad old dude that lives across from her, but hey, I got kittens out of it, so whatever.)

The thing is, the kittens got lonely, right. So I’d tuck them inside my clothes when I went out, because they were way too small to walk around that much on their own and it was starting to get chilly.

Which included when I went to visit Sam and have him meet Alpine.

(Yes, I got found out. Though, it’s mostly the kittens’ fault.)

So that was a fun day.

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Oh yeah, that’s like what 90% of our message history looks like.

@ask-thefalcons

I bet Bucky just constantly takes pictures of birds and sends them to Sam in a, “omg it’s you!” fashion.

Bucky: Saw you on my morning run. Could’ve said hi, you creep.

Sam: ???

Bucky:

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Bucky: Have you never seen a bee before?

Sam: Of course I have. What kind of question is that?

Bucky:

Sam: I fucking hate you.

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Bucky: Why do you look like that?

Sam: *sigh* I don’t wanna know.

Bucky, cackling and showing him anyway:

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Bucky: If you needed to borrow some money, all you had to do was ask.

Sam: What are you even talking about?

Bucky:

Sam: That’s not even a falcon, you asshole.

[ask-thewhitewolf]

That’s very sweet of May! I didn’t realize that you two were friends

Heh, yeah, she is! I have a plant named after her too, so I guess you could say that.

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How’s your day been?

I’ve been doing well, actually. May just told me that she has a plant named after me, so I’m pretty happy about that.

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Your hair looks so frickin sweet it gives me cavities to look at. Shave the hair or I sue you and make you pay for my dental appointments.

Oh, the joys of the Internet. Uh, thanks? But I’m going to have to politely decline that last part. Not much you can really sue me for.

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Yeehaw!!

Howdy.

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Yeehaw?

Heh, okay, yeehaw.

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But what if it was a dinosaur in a human body, which, hopefully, we are both in possession of?

What are your opinions on pirates and dinosaurs

A whole lot of the local kids like playing pretend pirate games and make me join them, so they’re fun. And as for dinosaurs, well... Sammy’s a stego-dactyl.

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That sounds like something a dinosaur would say. After all, it takes one to know one, right?

What are your opinions on pirates and dinosaurs

A whole lot of the local kids like playing pretend pirate games and make me join them, so they’re fun. And as for dinosaurs, well... Sammy’s a stego-dactyl.