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Dirk, are you sure you're tall? Or is it just your hair thats spiked upwards?

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[Image description: The image shows Dirk standing in front of a doorframe, hair touching the top of it, with one hand in his hoodie pocket and his head tilted to the side.]

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Dirk: Alright, look here, 

Dirk: This doorframe here is 6’8”, right? 

Dirk: I’d say estimates I made on my height are accurate, if not shorter than my actual measurements.

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Has any one played horror games? [Like fnaf, Fran Bow, ect]

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[Image description: First image - Dirk appears to struggle while playing the game Five Nights At Freddy Ultimate Custom Night (50/20) while John stares in awe. The screen displays the message "A new challenger has appeared!"]

[Captions:]

John: he's really doing it!

[Second image - Jade and Dave screaming while playing Slenderman. Dave points at the screen, where behind a tree Slender is clearly observing them.]

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Jade: AAAAAAAAAAAA

Dave: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Third image - Rose looking at one of the first scenes from Fran Bow, with the main character fleeing the house along with her cat, the moon shining and outlining pine trees behind both of them. Mutie stares at the screen, and purrs.]

[Captions:]

Rose: I have played through Fran Bow, yes. If I had to describe my experience, I'd say I thoroughly enjoyed it.

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does hal exist in this au??

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[Image description: A silhouetted figure is sitting in front of a wall of several computer screens. The figure is illuminated by their blue light. The screens show nothing but static. The figure has spiky, slicked back hair, and angular crimson shades. The figure speaks in red text.]

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Figure (???): Hm... I wonder...

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Dave, Dirk, have you ever had a "GOT 'EM" moment?

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[Image description: Dave and Dirk sitting in a couch, relaxed. Jake stands slightly in front of them, looking at both of them upon hearing Dave call him.]

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Dave: hey jake

Dirk: Can you get us some ligma?

Jake: What's ligma?

[In the second image, Dirk and Dave both are laughing, face red, while Jake looks flustered.]

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Dirk and Dave: Ligma balls.

Jake: Bollocks!

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ASKBOX CLOSED (We did it)

(We reached the funny number guys. Haha 69, nice.

Anyway, yeah, I think it’s about time we closed the askbox to catch up with everything. It’ll open back up once it’s empty, so don’t you worry!

Hope ya’ll have great holidays!)

-Mod Martin

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Sleeveless tux jake omg jane 😂

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[Image description: Jane is staring wide-eyed and flustered. She’s blushing heavily and her hands are up in a gesture that implies surprise. In the background behind her Jake is wearing a tuxedo without sleeves. He’s looking at Jane, confused.]

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Jane: Hey! Don’t judge me!

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Harleys have a dog, Lalondes have a cat, Striders sort of have crows. Egberts, ever thought of getting a pet?

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[Image description: John holding two small bunnies, a harlequin black-and-orange one and a golden-brown one with droopy ears. A larger piebald grey-and-white bunny is hanging out on John’s shoulders, looking down at the other two. John is smiling while watching them.]

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John: we already have some!

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(All posts are now updated with image descriptions and captions under the Read More cut! All new posts will have those as well, either immediately or a little after posting. Since this is the first time I’m doing this, please let me know if some of the descriptions could be edited for the better!

Hopefully this helps, Anon!)

- Mod Martin

Is there any way you could caption your images to be more accessible? Especially the pink curly Roxy font is basically impossible for me to read and for like 99% of these posts I cant read anything. And for people who use screen readers (which I often do as i am visually impaired) having no captions means these posts are 110% inaccessible to us :^(

(Thanks for reminding me! I’ll be going over the posts tonight and adding captions under cuts for all of them. Sorry I didn’t do it sooner!)

-Mod Martin

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Is there any way you could caption your images to be more accessible? Especially the pink curly Roxy font is basically impossible for me to read and for like 99% of these posts I cant read anything. And for people who use screen readers (which I often do as i am visually impaired) having no captions means these posts are 110% inaccessible to us :^(

(Thanks for reminding me! I’ll be going over the posts tonight and adding captions under cuts for all of them. Sorry I didn’t do it sooner!)

-Mod Martin

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JUNKO POSE

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[Image description: Dirk is pushing a Monokuma plushie down, out of the frame. He has an embarassed expression.]

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Dirk: Listen I-

Dirk: It’s-

Dirk: I promise I’m not-

*shove sound effect*

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Dirk and Dave which of you is Jojo and who is dio, would very much approve if you answered with that one walking image

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[Image description: The scene mimics the art style and setting of the Jojo walking meme. Dirk is wearing a pink-colored outfit with green belts, styled after the one worn by Dio Brando. He is also surrounded by a blue flaming aura, and his shades are colored orange. Dave has a red outfit with a coat styled after the outfit worn by Jotaro Kujo. He’s also wearing red converse and is surrounded by a white and yellow flaming aura. They are walking towards each other, surrounded by ominous japanese onomatopeia.]

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What is everyone's favorite season? [Not for texans. Cause texas only has one season: Summer]

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[Image Description: The first picture shows Jake and Jade enjoying a warm day on their island. Jake is holding a glass with a drink umbrella and a straw in it. Jade is holding a coconut with a straw in it. They are talking to each other while smiling. The scene cuts off as Dave is shown to peel the image away with Dirk standing behind him. They’re both looking unamused.]

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Jake: Well its always summertime here as well you see. No other choice of a favourite season either.

Dave: wow rude

[The second picture shows Rose and June lying in the snow. Rose is wearing weather-appropriate clothes, while June is wearing a skirt that shows her legs are bare. They’re both smiling with their eyes closed.]

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Rose: I think winter has quite an iridescent beauty to it.

June: snow i also really fun!

[The third picture shows Jane on a walk during autumn. She is following a stone path in a slightly forested area.]

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Jane: I prefer autumn, personally. There’s something calming about it.

[The fourth picture shows Roxy surrounded by pots with many colorful plants and blooming flowers. They’re smiling and looking at the flowers. There’s bees flying around some of them.]

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Roxy: springs nice and green and evrythign’s so cuute

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*boops bec's snoot*

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[Image description: The first panel shows a grey disembodied hand booping Bec on the nose. Bec is tilting his head curiously.]

[Captions:]

Bec: ?

Anon hand: BOOP.

[The second panel shows Bec licking the hand’s finger. The hand’s gesture implies surprise.]

[Captions:]

Bec: MLEM.

Anon hand: ?!

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Epic Rap Battle between Striders? I mean, if they can rap, that is. I have a few doubts

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[Image description: The first panel shows Dave leaning against a counter, earphones are coming out of his t-shirt. One of the earphones is in his ear, the other is hanging down. Dirk is standing at the other side of the counter, facing away from Dave. Dirk’s shades are hung on his t-shirt, and he’s glancing at Dave with a slightly curious expression. A small orange juice carton is standing on the counter behind Dirk.]

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Dave: whats wrong big guy, you got it tough?

Dave: you got a quick eye, it cant be that rough?

Dave: sike, youre worthless and hopeless and not even buff

Dave: you think youre so smart but its all just a bluff

Dave: you read a thesaurus and think youre the good stuff but youre no better than shia lebouf

[The second panel shows Dirk turned to face Dave, in the same pose as the last panel. His expression is more tense. Dave is unmoved.]

[Captions:]

Dirk: ...

Dave: ...

[The third panel shows a point of view from behind Dave. Dirk is now leaning against the counter in front of him, glaring at him with a scowl.]

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Dirk: Sigh.

Dirk: Let’s be real here, that last line was a crime, couldn’t even rhyme, so you came up with grime,

Dirk: But it’s fine, cause this time, I’m the one who’s gonna climb.

Dirk: You mumble and squeak, cause you can’t even speak,

Dirk: You shriek every week, you’re too weak to peak, too tired to care I can hear your brain creak, as I rhyme like a freak, and wreak havoc on your ego, leaving you meek.

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Do the trolls exist in this au? Maybe like as humans?

(FAQ: https://ask-twinstuck-au.tumblr.com/faqSame question: https://ask-twinstuck-au.tumblr.com/post/188536784493/do-the-trollscherubs-exist-in-this-au-but-yknow)

- Mod Martin

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You childs need some cookies, candies, and just sweet things. Like cake. Or cupcakes. Or chocolate. Did you know chocolate can calm someone down?

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[Image Description: Dirk is sitting at a table, a plate of chocolate chip cookies in front of him. He is sobbing into his hands, a cookie still in his mouth. Dave is standing beside him and patting him on the shoulder, munching on his own cookie. In the background Jane is wearing an apron and carrying another steaming plate of baked goods.]

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Dirk: Thhwnk yuuu...

Dirk: *sob* *sob* *sob*

Dave: *munch* *munch*

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(For the kids that have pets,) what are some things that you like to do with them :)? (they are so cute! 💖)

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[Image description: The first picture shows Jade, Jake and Bec running around on their island’s grassy hills. Bec is chasing Jake, while Jade is running off to catch her breath.]

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Jake: Lots of exercise!

[The second picture shows Rose sitting in an armchair, Jaspers lying in her lap. She is petting him, to which Jaspers is responding to by purring. A bit further away Roxy is playing with Mutie using a feather cat toy. There’s a window with Godcat sulking on the other side.]

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Roxy: oh, u kno, just lil cat things!

[The third picture shows June and Jane holding bunnies in their arms. June is holding two smaller bunnies, a harlequin black-and-orange one and a golden-brown one with droopy ears. Jane is holding a larger piebald grey-and-white bunny.]

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Jane: Our rabbits love to cuddle, so I’d say that counts.

June: DAWW