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Jean: When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have a baby?
Mikasa: ... why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Jean: Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically.
Mikasa: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Jean: No, no, no.
Mikasa: What is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?
Jean: Uh... uh...
Mikasa: Well?!
Jean: ... DEAR GOD, THIS PARACHUTE IS A KNAPSACK.
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hi! is it okay if i use your posts on a book in wattpad? i'll be sure to give credit!
Plz message me off anon for questions like these. I’ll answer privately.
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Armin: WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!
Eren: BECAUSE I'M FRIGHTENED!
Armin: OF WHAT?!
Eren: SCREAMING!
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Levi: So your plan failed?
Erwin: It didn't fail, it was pre-successful.
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Levi: Remember, there are no dumb ideas.
Eren: Maybe we could freeze the Titans!
Levi: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
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Eren: We can't kill Annie!
Mikasa: Not with that attitude, we can't!
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I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.
Eren Jaeger
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Levi: I hate having to see the shrink. He's always 'oh maybe people will like you better, if you like yourself better.' Who needs that?
Erwin: You do!
Levi: I know.
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Hanji: What's going on?
Levi: Erwin's a little drunk.
Hanji: Yay! I love Drunk Erwin! He's so much more fun than Regular Erwin!
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Historia: Hey, I got a question. If you had to pick any one of us to date, who would it be?
Mikasa: I don't know.
Historia: Me neither.
Sasha: Mikasa.
Historia: What?
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Ymir: Are you gay?
Sasha: No.
Ymir: You can tell me.
Sasha: I’m not.
Ymir: It’s okay. I’m gay, Historia is gay.
Historia: Bye.
Ymir: Oh, sorry. She’s bi.
Historia: No, I’m leaving. I’m gay.
#source: arrested development#yumihisu#yumikuri#sasha braus#historia reiss#ymir#snk#incorrect quotes
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Hanji: Wait, how do you know that Mike is good in bed?
Erwin: We share a wall. Either he's amazing or Nanaba likes to agree with him a lot.
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Mikasa: You need them to think you're stronger than you actually are.
Eren: That's what you do?
Mikasa: Me? Oh, no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish you.
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Eren: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.
Reiner: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.
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Mike: Is this safe? Riding the horses through the trees?
Erwin: Yes, very safe. Fifty-fifty.
Mike: What? Like fifty percent we live? Fifty percent we die?
Erwin: Yes, that's why we're riding our horses through the trees. It's much safer.
Mike: How much safer?
Erwin: Fifty-fifty.
#erumike#erwin smith#mike zacharius#mike zacharias#mike zakarius#source: war dogs#snk#incorrect quotes
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