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Thank you everyone who wished me a Happy Fathers Day! Sorry for the last ass answer. The 'kids' planned out a full day of going out to the zoo and then getting to enjoy some food out in cannibal town. It was definitely a day to remember! Ill do my best to start posting again soon. Being a full time father is a rough job after all.

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Happy Mothers Day to the most important mother in my life, my wife. The kids made you cards and bought you gifts as a way to say a special thanks for being the most perfect mom there ever was. We love you Angel @slutty-spider-talk

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Charlotte’s Web or Arachnophobia?

Yeah, cause I totally have arachnophobia.

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I want my soul back. Gimme back my soul.

All sales final

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You drank my drink…

You shouldn't have left it in my reach

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Does Kadence sing or scream?

Yes.

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Look Kay’s a princess now ain’t she cute?

Kadence thinks she's the ruler of Hell and Heaven

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Angel had twins and he's a twin himself!

Funny how both look more like their dad though

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She ain’t got antlers yet, dawg.

I got a feeling she's not gonna get them. Vidal was born with them and she wasnt but we just gotta wait and see

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Your family’s so sweet 🥹 I feel the diabetes coming in. No, must resist…

CUTE!!!! 🌈

Hehe thanks, I worked hard to get this family

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How tf is your fur both slick but shaggy at the same time?

How the fuck should I know?

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Is Alastor’s pet name for you “Husker”. That’s a bit sad, no? He calls Angel “my angel” but not you?

I don't care about that nickname bullshit. It doesn't bother me

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The Radio Demon wants to chain you to the bedpost-

Horrible or titillating?

Wouldn't be the first time

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I’m worried one of the twins’ antlers will grow and look terrifying

What would be wrong with that? Besides, so far it's only Vidal we gotta worry about. Evelyn doesn't have any antlers

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Hypo: Say you and the fam are walking on a cool, rainy afternoon.

One of the bambinos decide to run ahead - despite warnings not to - and trips

Do you: A - Help them up or B - Encourage them to get up on their own

Depends on how old they are but if they're old enough to run off on their own then they're old enough to get back up. A little trip won't hurt them, they can get back up and dust themself off

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Happy Birthday to my beautiful wife Anthony. You've made me a husband, you've made me a dad, and you've made me the happiest man just by saying yes to being mine. I hope all your wishes come true on this day. I love you and Kadence has been waiting all day to sing happy birthday to you so let's bring this cake out before she gets mad! Haha!

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Ah. You fine with a little playful flirting as long as there’s no bedroom hokey pokey? Got ya

Of course. Angel is beautiful. Nothings wrong with some flirting and I trust him.