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A cute commission I got from Caevari on Discord, of one of my ATLYSS characters, Thump! I saw a picture they had done of another person's ATLYSS character, and I thought their style was so cute and fitting, I had to get one for myself! As is apparent, it came out super adorable, and perfectly captured the himbo that is Thump! As well, they did a fantastic job on his weapon and armor, and the colors are just gorgeous! If you see this himbo spinning his spear in your server, toss him a carrot cake and he'll help you out!

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When Alphabet heard Calli was clearing out his stock of unlabeled potions - and the price was right - he jumped at the opportunity. Of course, you wanna drink it before you leave the shop, just in case... The adventure-prone badger-cheetah got a sweet deal this time: Not only did the potion taste like limeade, now he does, too! And he doesn't have to worry about breaking a bone, waking up in the morning with stiff joints, or osteoporosis! His new ability to squeeze through narrow gaps and small holes could lend itself to the discovery of all sorts of fun and treasure. Just gotta watch out for big straws and thirsty monsters! This was a fun Potion Roulette commission from the one and only @neontapirguts! Who can also be found here: https://bsky.app/profile/neontapirguts.bsky.social

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A Reference Sheet for A Badger-Cheetah! @overfedvenison was incredibly kind and patient with me when they put in the effort to elevate Alphabet from a bit of silly wordplay to a very cute and very real Original Character, drawing up as many variants as it took to make him just perfect. Of course, when it came to his reference sheet, I could think of no better artist to realize that than Servas herself. She was once again as helpful as could be as I hemmed and hawed and scratched my head and changed my mind, and thanks to her, I now have the perfect picture to hand to an artist and say "Just fuck him up, fam." I will never get over those expressions, how cute and how goofy he looks in each one, and I will never stop laughing at that rightmost one. xD Thanks so much, Servas! Alphabet wouldn't exist without you!

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This gorgeous piece was commissioned as a surprise birthday gift for me in 2024 from the fantastical GhostBellies! https://bsky.app/profile/ghostbellies.bsky.social The gift was given by my great friend @squishysoltan! Thanks once more! Sometimes, you just have to give someone your heart. It takes guts! But the results can be sweeter than you ever imagined.

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A few different Alphabets collected from the amazing @neontapirguts (https://bsky.app/profile/neontapirguts.bsky.social), an artist without equal! First, a picture in their lineless style, at the time recently refined! Second, a winter holiday-themed YCH! The reason for the season: big, fat reindeer! Third, a colorful bust offered as part of their annual Extra Life Charity donation incentives for 2024! He and his partner streamed for over 24 hours straight to raise well over one-thousand dollars to fight cancer! It was a great time for a great cause!

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Werewolves are cool as fuck. Fact. Maybe Alphabet knew they were out there that night. Maybe he wanted a little danger, a little love bite. Maybe the moon made him a little crazy, too. We may never know his story now.

This piece - in two variations, one where he wandered too far from the campfire - was made for me by the incredible @gorror-hound! Sometimes, you just gotta get your boy drawn looking like a snack, and Tillie knows damn well how to serve. Look at those details, and feast alongside our subject!

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Alphabet dressed up like the unstoppable Michael Meyers of "Halloween" movie fame, courtesy of https://www.furaffinity.net/user/chibiqueen/ as part of a Halloween Advent YCH back in 2022!

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Alphabet, what the fuck kind of Monster Manual were YOU reading??? I hope one of you tasted good, at least. This delightful picture of my favorite monster and my favorite victim was brought to life by @neontapirguts (https://bsky.app/profile/neontapirguts.bsky.social)! Ops is an absolute rockstar!

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What came first: The latex or the hose? Philosophers have pondered this question for millennia...

This bright and fun poolside piece was a YCH offered by the multitalented @danicatty764 (https://bsky.app/profile/fattycatty.bsky.social)! It was a grand opportunity to give Alphabet a break from whatever novel way I was thinking about murdering him at the time. Look at that big smile, he's having a great time!

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A couple fun little YCHs of Alphabet I got from a couple awesome artists! Chibi Alphabet with his personal pizza is courtesy of @neontapirguts (https://bsky.app/profile/neontapirguts.bsky.social) and Alphabet enjoying a big bowl of ramen is from https://bsky.app/profile/thundercock.bsky.social!

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Alphabet, you dumbass, didn't you hear the rumors about Camp Crystal Lake??? Or did you think you were invincible? Well, that's it for you! Hope you said something funny for people to remember you by! This pair of pictures was commissioned from the excellent https://bsky.app/profile/thundercock.bsky.social! Jason Voorhees is my favorite slasher movie villain. Not even sure I could tell you why. Just my type of (bad) guy! So I thought it would be fun to give Alphabet the honor of being one of his victims. Better luck next universe, Alphabet!

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A couple takes on the same theme: Alphabet the Mushroom Witch! Alphabet brewing something certainly magical and possibly fungal from @neontapirguts (https://bsky.app/profile/neontapirguts.bsky.social) and Alphabet showing off the goods from @danicatty764 (https://bsky.app/profile/fattycatty.bsky.social) Witches wear dresses, of course! That comes with the job! It's part of what separates a Witch from a Warlock, a Wizard, a Mage, a Magician...

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A cute little Alphabet just having a good time in his shark hoodie, drawn by the great @tater-art (https://tater-art.tumblr.com)! Sometimes, you just gotta be a doofus. RAWR xD

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Alphabet casting some Triangle-Circle-Square-ass magic like some kind of NERD, captured here by the multitalented @danicatty764 (https://bsky.app/profile/fattycatty.bsky.social)!

I've always thought the magic spells Magikoopas from the Super Mario Bros. series cast was comical and delightful, so I had to get Alphabet giving it a go! He could have chosen any form for his magic, any colors for his robes... Like a big dork, this is what he chose. But watch out, he'll change some Yellow Blocks into a Thwimp or something!

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A positively devilish Alphabet, living large in Hell, from the incredible @haradoshin! (https://www.furaffinity.net/user/Haradoshin) Look, when your soul comes into Satan's possession, you can either wail and gnash your teeth and beg for forgiveness, for those Angels to blow that trumpet from on high... Or you can go all-in, step up to the hot plate, be the best damned Hellion you can be! There's plenty of perks - look at that sharp suit, those radical horns, and who wouldn't want wings! "Can he use them?" Look, shut up, or there'll be a pitchfork with your name on it...

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A wicked Halloween-themed commission from the inimitable Cardlin! https://www.deviantart.com/cardlin Alphabet thought it'd be funny, a little joke, to put that jack-o'-lantern on his head for a moment. Have a laugh, be a bit silly on this high-spirited holiday. Unfortunately for him, that jack-o'-lantern - if that's even what it is! - has a mind of its own! Whatever walks away from this encounter may be the last thing you want to see that night... His hooded sweatshirt says "Satan's Little Helper", one of my favorite horror movies of all time! Definitely worth a watch; don't go in looking for high art.

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A YCH of a more feral (if still pampered!) Alphabet from https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ghostiebash8/ whose upload can be found here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37868364/ Look at how proud he is of himself! I'm sure that pizza almost got away!