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LITtle mermaid 🔥🔥🔥

AHAHAHHA HAPPY HALLOWEEN

im so sorry for that title jfc

inspo was a tiktok i saw and ooh girl this man

SO

halloween right

v v fun

the only "bad" part was spencer jumpscaring the absolute SHIT out of everyone

everyone being you and your hubby hotch

anyways

yall weren't really planning on dressing up too much bc uh,,,,, jack was all like

"no NO i would like an INDEPENDENT costume this year"

bc hes a BIG boy 🥺🥺

hes so fucking cute on god

calm down batsy you don't want kids

ANYWAYS

he wanted to go as like

idk iron man

but garcia

with her cute ass was like

"bro you should get your parents to dress up at princess ariel and prince eric"

if you dont identify as a princess normal now you do so :)

NO BUT FR EVERYONE PULLS OFF AN ARIEL COSTUME FUCK YOU

literally EVERYONE

ok anyways hotch

ON GOD

HOTCH LOOKS LIKE ERIC

FUCK YOU DO NOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

I will not be accepting any sort of criticism

im dying on that rock

ANYWAYS

he was like

"yeah 😼 good idea 😼😼"

and so

while spenser and garcia were supposed to baby sit him

they took him to FUCKEN SPIRIT HALLOWEEN

and they bought your costumes:)

and so when they came back to the office

lil jack was all 🛍🧍‍♂️🛍

and he gave you guys the costumes

and yall were like

"what happened to hello? how are you? my name is? what happened to that?"

"put on the costumes"

"jack say pl-"

"do it"

and so

princess ariel, prince eric and

spiderman

lived happily ever after :)

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posting a drafrt in like an hour 🥸

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✨💛 This is the Amazing Person Award! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask box of eight different people, who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it is sweet to know someone thinks you’re amazing inside and out. 💛✨

I'M CRYING BRO 🥺🥺🥺 ilyt 👁👄👁

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hello yes so i was thinking spencer x ballerina!reader 👉👈

Paris In The Rain

Reid x ballerina! She/her! Reader

I say she/her bc yn gets the honor to play Clara in the Nutcracker in a Christmas event in Paris!!! Idk I'm feeling Christmasy

In which the team had NO idea how good you were at standing on your tippy toes

You and your bfs schedules we're like,,,, close to the same

Bc you had to practice!!!

And sometimes travel for shows

I was also a ballerina don't question me

So you both came home around the same time

Sometimes you came home later than him

A girl gotta practice a lot amirght

So you sometimes,,,,,

Ok most times

Came home really late

Don't quote me on that I had to go to school and practice all the time so it was hectic but issok bc I dropped out 😎🤘

And so Spence barely got to like

See you

Everyday

But recently

It was worse now

Bc you got the lead!!!!

In the Nutcracker!!!!!!

And so

You had to fly to Paris

BUT

Since it was around Christmas

And for some reason

Crime was low LOW low

The bau got a vacation

And Spencer was like

"Yo you guys wanna watch the Nutcracker ballet?"

They were like

"Uh, ,, ,,, why tho"

And he's like

"Idk it's in Paris"

And they had their bags packed in SECONDS

Ok not seconds but you know what I mean

Everyone was really excited

Bc,,,, Paris!!!

But ok anyways

Don't ask why Reid didn't tell anyone you were performing

It was bc he was shy and he knew he'd get roasted!!!

Bc you're 🥵

And he's 😳

He's perfect though

But the team will roast

Haters gonna hate

Head up king 😔✊

BUT OKOKOKOKOKOK

THEY ARRIVED IN PARIS

You'd gotten there a lil bit earlier bc you had to practice

It was the day before the performance

And everyone was exploring and stuff

But they were also like

🧐

Spencer,,,, why aren't you at the same hotel as us?

And he's like,,,,,,,,

"Haha I'm totally not at my gfs luxury hotel that they got her bc she's the lead in the thing we're watching tomorrow night WHAT are you talking about"

No one questioned anything

Bc,,,,, no kids,,,,, no spouses,,,,,, just,,,,, paris

Lmao sorry will you're gonna need to take care of the kids 🥰

Lots of love❤

OK ANYWAYS

BACK TO YOU

you were practicing and stuff

All h*cking day

So when you got to your room

To see Spencer taking a nap on the bed

You were like :((!!!

My baby!!!!!

And you put your stuff down

Took a shower

Ate

And laid down in his arms

He,,,, ofc,,,,, woke up

And he was

ELATED

To see you

"Hi baby!!!! I missed you!!"

And you're like

"I missed you too!!!! Omfg ily"

Idk I have commitment issues I've never been in a serious relationship

So you went to sleep cuddling

And talking

All the cute shit

And the next morning

You were up at like,,,,,, 6 am???

And so was he

Bc he wanted to have breakfast with you 🥺🥺

So you guys went to get breakfast on your way to the place you were performing at

And you did

But it started to rain!!!

Alexa play Paris in the rain by lauv

But you guys decided to pull out the umbrella

And walk around

While the sun rose

🥺

I want that

BUT ANYWAYS

When it was time for you to go

You said goodbye

❤

And he said it back

And so off he was

"Good morning!"

Omfg the team was finna beat his ass

Like bro chill the sun JUST rose

Calm tf down

On god

But they went and explored

Got lost a few times

Ok MANY times but same difference

And at the end of the day

They all got dressed up

Looking hella fancy

Fancy by twice soty 2019

And went to watch the show

YOU DID SO WELL

Perfect

Show stopping

Amazing

Never been done before

And then 🤩

It was over

And they all wanted to congratulate you and stuff

And they told spence

They were like

"Hey let's congratulate her"

And he was like

"Wait what why we already threw roses wym"

Bc he thought they NEW LMFAO POOR BABY

"Bc she just finished performing and she did amazing AND we have manners"

And he's like

"Oh right LMFAO"

So they went to congratulate you and the rest of the people

And ok so, Spencer had forgotten to tell you one tiny little witty itty bitty detail

That being

He didn't tell anyone that you were together

So when you JUMPED into his arms and kissed his face all over,,,,,

Safe to say they were like

👁👄👁

What the h*ck

And your were like

OMFG YOU BITCH I KNEW I WAS JUST THE SIDE PIECE YOU LOVE THEM MORE

And they were like

Oh we know 😎🤘

We're the homies

BUT ANYWAYS LMFAO

He explained to the team

Which took you in

Also took you to dinner somewhere fancy

It was quite cute ngl

After that

They all went home for the holidays

You had to stay back bc you had a few more shows

And Spence stayed with you bc he loves you

OMFG NYE KISS WITH HIM :(((((!!

Ugh ok

I'm done

NOT @ HOW THIS TOOK ME THIS LONG JRJRJEJEHDHDHHE I'M SO SORRY

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Y'all I'll *actually* post tomorrow,,,,, tumblr this is bullyism

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I'M GONNA CRY TUMBLR STOP SABOTAGING ME I'M TRYING TO POST SMTH

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The BIRDS will not SHUT UP this is what I get when I try to write a reid and Morgan love triangle

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Junji Ito looks way too innocent for someone who created... you know

the most frightening books I've seen in my entire life

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i think junji ito is soooo funny tbh cause like mr. ito himself just looks like a regular sweet unassuming middle aged japanese fellow who probably likes to collect stamps or go birdwatching but then u take one look at his work n its like

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I don’t want to WRITE I want to HAVE WRITTEN why is that so difficult

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Reblog if you're a fanfic writer and you wanna know what your followers' favorite story of yours is ❤

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I SWEAR I'm working on the requests and specials,,, just some stuff came up and it's been kinda hectic

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having good blogs follow you is a lot of pressure when you’re annoying

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Heyyyyoooo, How ya doing? That’s literally it how are you? ❤️❤️

I'm doing ok!!! Working on some requests and the fathers day//it's gonna be late I know// and 100 follower special but apart from that things have been pretty uneventful,,, how are you?

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Y'alls comments give me more validation than anything in my life rn and I think that's beautiful

But ty ilysm 🥺🥺

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20 (intrusive) questions

put a # in my ask

1) how would you describe your relationship with your mom/dad

2) when was the last time you cried and why

3) whats your favorite/least favorite quality about yourself; why

4) do you smile at strangers

5) how often do people (not family members) tell you they love you

6) how is your life different now from two years ago

7) would you ever cheat on someone 

8) are you a jealous person

9) whats the worst pickup line someone has asked you

10) do you believe in ghosts

11) what are your ambitions

12) 3 deal breakers in a relationship

13) what is one thing you’ll never do again

14) whats your most bizarre pet peeve

15) what is your favorite memory

16) whats your zodiac sign

17) what ‘small things’ things terrify you

18) do you like your laugh

19) have you ever stalked someone/been stalked

20) do you feel loved

[bausbitch]

Pfffft imagine having the "you're cute jeans" conversation with Spencer ☠️☠️

Cute Jeans

Spence x she/her! reader

By she/her I mean like, Spence says princess but that works for anyone :)

LMFAO I-

In which Spencer's surprised his jeans for you so well

Quarantine 🤩

The reason you and your secc secc bf were stuck together for like

Two weeks???

Ionknow I lost the concept of time

But it's been a while

You'd lost your sense of normality a WHILE ago

But today

You were like

Omg what if I get ready 🤭

So you did

You got all cute n stuff

Did your makeup

washed your hair

Fixed it up

Put on sparkly dangly jewelry

And got OUT of whatever pajama pants you were wearing

And put on some jeans

Some cute jeans

And when you walk out into the living room

To see Spencer reid

MR. BF MATERIAL

Cherish him yn,,,, not all of us get to date him 😔✊

BUT OK

He was like

In sweats

And a hoodie

Reading a book

On the couch

Snuggled up

:(((((

Fr bro it's 4 am and I'm crying over him 😪

Anyways,,,, enough about my undying love for mgg

You had to physically stop yourself from getting diabetes at just the sight

He's so sweet omfg :(((

OkokokokokOK

SO

You sat down on the chair next to the couch

And you did the like

Gentle hair flip

And a sigh

And his gaze flicked up

And he was gonna ask you of you were ok

But then he realized what you were doing

And he's like

"Those are cute jeans"

You saw the opportunity and you took it

"You're cute jeans"

"Those are my jeans?"

THE ACCURACY HSJJEJE

"No"

"Oh I thought you said 'your cute jeans' but then again me legs are too long so-"

"I did"

"Princess those can't be my jeans-"

"nO!!

You ARE cute jeans!!!"

And he's like

Huh???

"Alright I'm gonna change"

He immediately got up to chase after you

And caught you

With a BACK HUG!!!

Omfg imagine Spencer reid back hugs

I'M MELTING :((!!

That's what I want for my upcoming birthday

Back hugs

From Dr. Spencer Reid

I'M 5'3 HE'S 6'1 PFFFT HE CAN STEP ON ME OMFG

Wtf im-

MGG CAN LITERALLY-

THROW ME

LIKE

NO PROBLEM

LMFAO HDIJDIEK

Jejrjrjirjr

OKokokokokok

So he's like

"Princess the jeans look great on you, I'm just not sure how they could be mine? I mean they just wouldn't fit this well!"

And you're like

"No baby, I called you cute jeans. Like when you told Jack about smarty pants and he said 'YOU'RE a a smarty pants' "

LMFAO IT'S 420

Blaze it

Okok I'll come down

But he was like

"Oooh ok,,,,, anyways you look hot"

I feel like my writings getting shorter but 🤷‍♀️