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I think it probably really grinds Mallory's gears that he just has to accept that whatever intel he shares with Q is going to be subsequently told to Bond, and vice versa.
Like. Even if these two yahoos are not romantically involved (yet), they gotta discuss stuff with their work husband! It just has to happen! If there is Important Confidential Intel to consider, they have to put their heads together and talk it over and come up with a plan! They gotta loop each other in!
And it's extremely valid that this probably annoys the piss out of Mallory because this is legitimately terrible OPSEC. But. They're gonna do it anyway!
And they will keep this stuff confidential! It's just that they're gonna keep it confidential...between the two of them. They're kinda operating on the assumption that 'this is extremely confidential, don't discuss this with anyone' means 'except for your work husband, of course!'
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Noticed that when the gang was toasting to Bond, Q was the only one to knock back the entire drink.
I was ranting to my friend about 00Q and NTTD then when I told them about this, they told me what if Q was the most affected over Bond’s death.
GIRL IT DIDN’T CROSS MY MIND IMMEDIATELY NOW I’M VERY DEVASTATED
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hehe kissies..
My first fan art I've made since entering the fandom, it turned out a bit more realistic than I wanted, resulting in slightly wonky faces but whatever.
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People like you and me, darling, we don't get to ride off into the sunset. But we get to stay around and watch the stars come out. And that's not nothing, I suppose.
BLACK DOVES Helen and Sam + friendship appreciation in season one
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You write because you need to write, or because you hope someone will listen or because writing will mend something broken inside you or bring something hack to life.
Joanne Harris
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truly amuses me, the idea of Q chillin' at home on his sofa- idk, maybe he's wfh'ing for not officially working but you know... workaholic'ing. and he gets a call, from M. and picks up like ?? uh oh what is it
and M is like, ah, good Q. Can you track agents remotely or do you need to come in for it. cuz. where the devil is 007?? find him and tell him to call me back.
Q- freezes, looks down- to where Bond is laying on him, fully asleep, side of his face pressed into Q's chest/stomach.
and he has to be like. Uhhhh yes I can track him. and uhh I'll.... ping him for you, sir, and tell him to call...........
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....OK, but what if Q does this on reflex, and then realizes Pickle and Pimento are chilling in the living room with him, and for a split second he's bewildered because who the FUCK is messing with the butter if it's not P&P.
(It's Bond, obvi. It's totally Bond, who just broke in through Q's kitchen window. Bond is about to poke his head into the living room and say that he had no interest in the butter, actually, but he thinks it's a bit much for Q to call him a 'creep'. What's a little breaking and entering between friends?)
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NOT true for 00q. they would invent insane adventures for each other for fun and profit. NEITHER of them would like a boring mundane life they *both* neeeed enrichment !!! or they will chew on the furniture !!!!
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The face that launched a bloody big ship. The Quartermaster of MI6.
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Prompt: Rain
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This is post-retirement Bond having a luxurious lie-in as Q gets up to shower and go to work, lol. (Q definitely snaps a picture and sends it to Moneypenny with the caption 'he sleeps like he pays rent'.)
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