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i fear for the day i try to sing bad romance only for the words "story of undertale" to come out of my mouth instead

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the internet has forever ruined me because whenever i hear the opening to "bad romance" by lady gaga (and other parts to a lesser extent) i immediately think of "story of undertale". this has extended to real life and i am very ashamed of myself.

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iiim drunk and i need a burger right fucking now!!!!!!!

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all of yout fuckers be like "i want sex" but none of you have ever stopped to ask yourselves "how is sex?" you should be ashamed of yourselves. how about you stop being selfish and check in on sex once in a while huh? you fucking freaks

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what if hazbin hotel

but instead of the verbalace girl running it, it was the froot punch jug guy and he would run into sinners going "OH YEA" and then they were forgiven and they got to go to heaven

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do you love kcata

mustache baby? yeah that guy's awesome

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Sometimes I wish I had a snout so i could chew on a tennis ball like a dog

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hey gang, has deltarune r34 spiked ever since the full release? i.e. am i going to get spoilers if i jerk off today

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yeah you're a little burger slut aren't you? yeah i bet you like being grilled and topped with cheese lettuce tomato and onion. yeah you like that dont you yeah come here baby girl let me devour you you sexy little burger oh yeah. yeah yeah just like that mhm yeah

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the sentiment still stands. happy pride month losers

happy pride month.

with no love whatsovever, Burgerror.

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"dude i crave gelatin"

me, looking at my faithful horse Emerick

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hi tumblr please reblog this post with images of the sexiest burgers you can find

i want to see something

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Inside of you there are two wolves. one is gay. the other is also gay. you're gay. wolf orgy

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management wanted us to make a pride month post even though our existence as a collective partially revolves around homosexual activites but when i pointed that out they were like "no you dont understand we need to partake in rainbow capitalism" and then when i asked what part of burgerror is capitalist they said "stack paper get bitches" and then i was like "???? go off i guess" and they were like "yeah" and proceded to gamble 50% of company stock on secretariat (spoiler: that horse is DEAD)

anyways what was the point of this. oh right happy pride month go make out with a trans person idk

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this burger is making me think impure thoughts...

i want to eat it so bad but i'm on a diet :(( but it's so juicy

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accidentally caused myself to get a stomach ache by vividly imagining myself eating the burger i was planning on having for dinner tomorrow

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NOOO JOE BIDEN HAS PROSTATE CANCER..... it's all my fault 😭