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From Sam on the Hidden Gnome publishing team. Get your friends to read Cradle today!

In celebration of World Turtle Day, Cradle ebooks 1-6 are free from now until Tuesday!

That’s right my fellow majestic turtles, Unsouled - Underlord ebooks are free from today, May 23rd, to Tuesday, May 27th.

You can also use this giveaway to take advantage of Audible’s Whispersync program, which is a significantly reduced price on the audiobooks if you own the ebook. So download the ebook for free, then buy the audiobook for roughly $3.

If that’s not enough to celebrate turtle-kind, we also have 10% off all our Cradle merch until Tuesday! Buy an Orthos shirt while you snack on some rubble.

Ebooks - https://www.amazon.com/Cradle-12-book-series/dp/B0753FP6SP

Merch Store - https://thewillwightstore.com

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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writers think they’re in control until a side character kicks the door down like “guess what bitch i’m emotionally compelling”

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I think it's really funny that reading the discworld witch books (at least the ones that are Weatherwax+Ogg+Magrat), Granny immediately seems like the scariest one by far. She seems like a terrifying force of nature accompanied by a jovial old grandma and an insecure young woman. But as the series progress, the times when Granny holds back and Nanny and Magrat jovially engage in brutal physical violence add up. Now I'm not saying you *shouldn't* be scared of Granny, I'm just saying that she has a rather strong conscience in her way, whereas Magrat and Nanny will both sucker punch you, kick you between the legs and happily step over your groaning body. Granny is to be feared, but Nanny doesn't fight fair and Magrat will kill a motherfucker. Terry Pratchett really knew how to write female characters.

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art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

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“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

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I see your pre-transmigration Shen Yuan in a t-shirt and sweats and raise you pre-transmigration Shen Yuan wearing the fussiest rich guy outfits and cosplay and traditional formal wear because why not. He's rich he's bored and he looks good in it. Throw in some wigs and extensions and jewelry for good measure. It helps him feel a little more in control of his life when he's well dressed.

Also explains how he knows how to wear Shen Qingqiu's clothes and do his hair without much issue.

Eccentric clotheshorse Shen Yuan.

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im gods weakest faggot

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I'm back at it again

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''Doesn't know what it's like to receive love''

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I think this is how it works

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Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit

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A quick drawing cuz each frame of this episode was art

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like, I knew The Eternaut was gonna be gud, but I had no IDEA how good

omfg the themes? the motifs?

the people simultaneously saying we need each other, we can't survive this alone, it's our duty to help out other people in need, while also being extremely suspicious of the intentions of other people and willing to use violence on them? the whole prisoners dilemma of it all? while also you (the spectator) can see in the backdrop the electricity of buildings going down one by one, and fireballs falling from the sky, and the characters don't notice bc they're too caught in the grief of their friends dying? or the elation of finding their friend alive?

the drama? the horror? the ACTING????

if you haven't watched it yet, I recommend it on the strength of the first two eps alone

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Me atrapaste , si es cine 🚬🚬