coolsmic
coolsmic
Cosmically fucked up art, writing, and Shit posts
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I make things, they're fucked up most of the time, that's it.
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coolsmic · 6 months ago
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Dumb head cannon 18
Smiley eats ink, she describes its taste as "bacon-like" somehow she doesn't get sick, she will also eat: worms, paper, grass, dandelions, and sand, she likes to gnaw on sticks and metal as well, she has messed up teeth and Phil is afraid she'll bite her.
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coolsmic · 7 months ago
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Dai- Ohh, oh shit, it's been years, oof, uh, Whenever I feel like it dumb head cannon #?????
Monkeys in BTD don't kiss instead they wrap their tails together and put their heads to one another, usually doing it after either A: One has survived an injury, or B: Their in private and nothing's planned to happen.
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coolsmic · 8 months ago
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Songs I imagine my fanfic version of Gumball who goes though a lot of death and pain
Bring Her Along- Joe Hawley
BLOODY STREAM- Coda
I Won't- AJR
The Afternoon- Lemon Demon
White Ball & Murders- Miracle Musical
Space Oddity- David Bowie
Nothing's Gonna Change My Clothes, Don't let's start, & Whistling in the Dark- TMBG
Smells like Teen Spirit- Nirvana
Edit: Throw in DNA by Kendrick in there too
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Multiversal Madness 1
Phil: hey I'm Phil and this is Gumdrop
Gumball: It's Gumball you unfinished bowling ball!
Sonic: Plus that makes it sound like you two are a couple.
P&G: ew c'mon man
Mega Man: look we'd just like to introduce you to everyone such as Gumball, Phil, Darwin, Smiley, Phred, Zack, me, Sonic, Walter White, Arle Najda, Crazy Dave, Banjo and Kazooie, Freddy fazbear, Peppino Spaghetti, *many names later*
MM: and that's everyone.
*everyone is asleep*
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Hopefully Returning to Daily, Dumb Head cannon, day 16: Tee never skips leg day his legs are basically immaculate, never skip that important day.
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Christians who say God hates (insert thing here) are not Christians, God calls us to love others even the sinners not kill them, when Paul discussed fake teachers did he say kill them, no he simply said not to interact or believe their lies. When Jesus was yelled at to be crucified he didn't tell his disciples to kill anyone badmouthing him, he confronted it with love, God calls us to love everyone, even the sinners as we have sinned as much or possibly more than these sinners.
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Quincy and Adora cards I made
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily- oh my goodness- uh, dumb Head cannon day 15- follow up with plant accents, Rose is old Victorian English, Kernal Corn has that old war general accent, Citron is a surfer dude, chomper is Scottish, cactus is Hispanic, vampire flower speaks vampire, and Mob Cob has the mafioso accent ce?
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb Head cannon day 14- Zomboss and Crazy Dave were roommates in college and were quite close friends, until the science fair where plants were brought to life and the undead was raised.
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb head cannon day 13- Sonic, like Arle, is aro ace, the only things he loves is speed, chili dogs and his friends, and in an abridged universe speed in the drug sense
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily well more so nightly or whenever I feely dumb Head cannon day 12- If the plants could talk they'd have specific accents, Sunflower would be a country accent, peashooter is Irish while snow pea is Canadian and Rock pea is Bri'ish etc etc
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb Head cannon day 11- Arle is aro/ace and finds romance dumb, she prefers adventure and puyo puyo battles
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb Head cannon day 10- all the Riddle kids play TF2 and have specific mains, Phil likes Engineer because he's not good at shooters and he likes to protect his friends on the objective, Smiley plays Heavy cause it's fun and it allows her to release some maniacal energy at least to not make her seem insane, Zack likes Pyro because obvious joke, and Phred is a beast as Sniper
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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This is one of the funnest most underrated songs of all time I bloody tell you
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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I keep hearing people talk about how God hates x group or God hates people who do y but my grandmother taught me that God is love and loves everyone, so what is the truth (or at least the commonly held opinion, or even just your opinion)?
Commonly held opinion? Who knows. Who cares, honestly.
Yes, your grandmother was right that God loves everyone. When people like to use God's name to justify their own awful behaviors and opinions, that's blasphemy.
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb head cannon day 9- Peppino is a devoted Catholic Christian, he doesn't mind Gustavo being Gay in fact he encourages it.
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coolsmic · 2 years ago
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Daily dumb Head cannon day 8- Smiley is a hardcore GAMER, her favorites would be TF2, Fortnite, and Pokemon
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