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uhhhhh i forgot fabian was missing a whole eye for a second. oops

there we go :3

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lil riz doodle because i love him

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when the bad kids grow up and start having kids and stuff they 100% stay super close, to the point where their kids call the bad kids their aunts/uncles

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wrong! arthur aguefort is in all of them :3 (the bad kids have no idea)

headcanon that the bad kids have SO MANY group chats that are just different combinations of each other like

the bad girls (fig, kristen, adaine), the bad boys/bardy boys (riz, gorgug, fabian), the father killers (fabian, adaine), the green guys (gorgug, riz), the disowned (kristen, adaine, sometimes fig depending on her mood), the band kids (fig, gorgug), the fancy kids (fabian, adaine), the nerd squad (adaine, riz), the dad in hell squad (fig, fabian, riz somehow adds himself whenever pok’s on a mission in hell), the died on the first day squad (kristen, gorgug), the sports squad (gorgug, fabian, riz sometimes), the mordred squad (kristen, adaine, fig, + whoever’s visiting at any given time), the sword squad (adaine, fabian, riz), the telemine haters (riz, gorgug), fig’s [legal] family (fabian, adaine, riz, kristen asks to be added whenever her relationship with her parents gets tense), we love our girlfriends (rotating cast, fig is the only one who stays indefinitely), etc etc etc

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“and it feels like an eternity” BUT FROM KRISTENS LITTLE BROTHERS POVS WAITING FOR HER TO COME HOME BUT SHE GOT KICKED OUT

“and it feels like an eternity” but with pok and sklonda

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“and it feels like an eternity” but with pok and sklonda

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AHSJSHSJDHFH??????

Guys imma run with the bulls again wish me luck im so excited

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MADAM RAT WHATTHEFUCK

Guys imma run with the bulls again wish me luck im so excited

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headcanon that the bad kids have SO MANY group chats that are just different combinations of each other like

the bad girls (fig, kristen, adaine), the bad boys/bardy boys (riz, gorgug, fabian), the father killers (fabian, adaine), the green guys (gorgug, riz), the disowned (kristen, adaine, sometimes fig depending on her mood), the band kids (fig, gorgug), the fancy kids (fabian, adaine), the nerd squad (adaine, riz), the dad in hell squad (fig, fabian, riz somehow adds himself whenever pok’s on a mission in hell), the died on the first day squad (kristen, gorgug), the sports squad (gorgug, fabian, riz sometimes), the mordred squad (kristen, adaine, fig, + whoever’s visiting at any given time), the sword squad (adaine, fabian, riz), the telemine haters (riz, gorgug), fig’s [legal] family (fabian, adaine, riz, kristen asks to be added whenever her relationship with her parents gets tense), we love our girlfriends (rotating cast, fig is the only one who stays indefinitely), etc etc etc

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headcanon that boggy is just a magically green african rain frog

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something about ragh and lydia both calling fabian “fabe” is so sweet to me (the barkrock’s casual affection makes me so emotional)

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i’m in the middle of watching fhjy and you’re telling me that someone cast dominate monster on riz????? excuse me that’s a whole ass hate crime wtf

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big fan of adaine’s particular brand of unhinged-ness

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you guys daisuke bucklesby is literally just riz gukgak once he hits 80 years old

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here have a lil drawing of fig faeth as rumi from kpop demon hunters🤲🤲

in this au kristen is mira and adaine is zoey

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yk the hangman should already have an ass because it is in fact actually a hellhound and should probably have a digestive system

OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT

hellhound!hangman should’ve shat in chungledown bim’s mouth😔👊🥀💔

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i love this because i could make an argument for ANY of them like

the boys:

riz- sooo tiny and so adorable. big floppy ears and uncoordinated tail. the other bad kids would see him with his guard totally down and body language totally relaxed in a way that their riz normally isn’t. maybe he even has a lisp from his fangs growing in. favorite bad kid is fig

gorgug- definitely has a lisp from his tusks growing in. definitely has a ton of baby fat that he grew out of before the bad kids met him. such a sweet child. always wants to build things (HUGE lego fan). absolute cutie patootie. favorite bad kid is kristen

fabian- he takes himself SO seriously it’s the FUNNIEST thing. surprisingly clumsy but still tries to duel everyone. talks about his dad like he’s a literal superhero (it’s very adorable). his curly hair is loose and constantly falling in his eyes. favorite bad kid is riz

now, the girls get a little bit more bittersweet:

kristen- the most energetic child. running laps around them for no discernible reason?? absolutely killer puppy dog eyes no one can say no to her. constantly talking about her little brothers (she’s so excited to be a big sister) (she’s adorable). she is also constantly trying to convert them to helioism, though. little fantasy mormon missionary. it’s cute tho. favorite bad kid is fabian

fig- lots of mixed feelings about her. this is the first time any of the bad kids have seen her pre-tiefling awakening. she’s so chatty and chaotic like their fig, but she’s also polite and social in a way their fig isn’t anymore. she talks about her mom like she’s her best friend. though her skin is more humanoid and she doesn’t have horns or a tail, she still has their fig’s facial features and she’s such a little cutie. favorite bad kid is adaine

adaine- adaine’s where it gets sad. she’s so little and thin and she doesn’t stop crying, but it’s the kind of crying that’s completely silent and her face doesn’t move. she doesn’t do anything unless given explicit permission to. once she warms up to everyone, though, she’s super talkative and follows them around like a little duckling. doesn’t talk about her sister at all. favorite bad kid is gorgug