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I’d give anything in my power to read a devil wears prada/good omens crossover I swear to Whoever.

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Mary slays on a random wall, I will keep in my mind the number 1312 just like Jesus does

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Went to the beach.

Saw a fish.

Day ruined.

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My cat every morning at like 5 am, wondering why I’m not delivering food whenever he wants like a human uber eats

Othello with his Sleeping Wife, 1859 by Christian Köhler (German, 1809–1861)

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Though I loathe aquatic creatures I have some exceptions to the rule and sharks have always been too cool and majestic to hate. BUT today scrolling around on instagram I was presented with THIS as “my shark sign thing” and I have never been more horrified.

Opened up google to double check if it’s a real shark and got jumpscared by google images, guess I’ll never open the app on my phone ever again until someone closes the tab for me.

National Geographic you have made an enemy today.

Sidenote: the fact that I feel called out by the dumb text does not make it any better.

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Recent flower pics I had to take while strolling around✨

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Trying to get back into FNAF lore be like:

Fnaf theory videos are my guilty pleasure but they twist my brain

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Found out today about Inspector Clouseau's existence.

I am very bothered by his flaps but in a sort of "pink prison effect" his pretty pink color makes him almost acceptable to my eyes. the name helps a lot too kudos to who picked it.

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Free hugs!!

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How exactly would one begin tarot reading?

Honestly asking, I was recently gifted a tarot card set and I'm a bit scared to dabble into the unknown.

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I am unsure on how to feel about frogs.

Frogs are amphibians and as such are half creatures of light like us, half creatures of darkness and sin. But they do have very cute little eyes (with eyelids! that’s how you know they can feel emotions) and funky hands that look like clown gloves.

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His little paw!!!!!!! Dying of cuteness I probably won’t make it

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I don't have any kind of gaydar whatsoever and I'm really bad at recognizing LGBTQ+ people (mostly because the thought of what one's orientation might be never crosses my brain on its own) so whenever someone asks my opinion on that stuff and I have no idea what to say I always answer based on how much the person in question reminds me of my very queer bff vibewise.

10/10 would recommend

50% success rate on average

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Sticky boy

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*recoiling in my own body disgusted turtle style*

my very own third worst nightmare

MANCHILD (2025)

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The little girl icon on this road sign looks like a little lord and now I can’t unsee it

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