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Me: move bitch
My chair:
Bitch move me yourself
#relatable#moves the chair like some peasant#I'm the victim here#my chair is the top in this house#textpost
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If you sing the background chorus in songs, you're a bottom. If you sing the main vocals, you're a power bottom. If you sing the melody, you're the guy in the closet. I'm the only top in this game baby ✨
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Me, age 10, angry as frick™ at my mom: *passive aggressively turns own toothbrush facing away from moms toothbrush, like some psychopath*
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In case anyone asks why all my books got a fold in the top corner on every page, well, apart from having the concentration span of a goldfish I forgot where this was going sorry
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honestly, I think it's very sexy of future me to sacrifice stardew valley playtime to actually do some housework, present me could never ✨
#stardew valley#textpost#housework#time management#gaming#why am i like this#gamer problems#shitpost
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