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“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do 

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward 

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Instagram: @maloart

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I play Sims 4! The gas!

https://xboxclips.com/Beckatron101/dc23c5a9-aeed-4391-89b7-5e12ece27e59

Um ok.......UUUUUUMMMMM?

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Looks at map: “Uuhhh...”

Goes to Starlight Drive in: “UUUUHHH!!???”

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I saw this and laughed and thought “Hah! I love this, I’ve done this!”...

It wasn’t until I went on my own page and looked at past posts that I realised I POSTED this. 

……

You’ve done it too!

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Merry Christmasshhhh

Here is the least most christmassy song for you... but man is it good for a perty!

*looks at tv for a minute, looks back and realises I wrote perty instead of party....meh I’m keepin’ it*

The sentimental bit here is, my Mum loved this song, and sadly she isn’t around anymore.

So dance, drink, eat and have fun. And hug and kiss everyone you love.

I love you all *virtual hug and kiss*

It’s Christmas! Lets party!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvLDm8821jQ

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Disney Day at Cancer Research Bromley! 2nd December!

That’s right my friends!! On the 2nd of December we are having another Disney day! Come down to Cancer Research Bromley and pick up a gift or two in time for Christmas. Tons of DVDs, books cuddly toys and knick knacks for the house!

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Red Sun in London

Due to Hurricane Ophelia that’s currently striking Ireland and soon to hit Scotland we in the SE England were running out into the streets crying “The end is nigh!!” Confess your sins! 

Sacrifice that pain in the arse kid next doorrr...yadda yadda yadda.

In fact we have been hit with red sunlight and gloomy skies and damn was it dark (the photos are from 3pm), it is dust and sand that’s been carried over from the Sahara Desert, also high temperatures. It’s mid October and I’m sat in shorts and a t-shirt. ugh.

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Thought of the day

There's heart attacks, but then there's those mini heart attacks you have when you plug the vacuum cleaner in and it immediately turns on...

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Oh my god this killed me to death. 

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

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Fire alarms

One of my fire alarms is dying, keeps chirping every minute. Now the other one's at it, it's like the 2nd one is saying to the 1st, "Hang in there Derek! Don't die on me!"

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NICK! Noooooo!!!!!

https://account.xbox.com/en-gb/gameclip/bf08efe0-8e94-4dce-9d89-af0995d58420?gamerTag=Beckatron101&scid=b4900100-fd0c-476f-b32e-b74a4ae8f9b2

I died of laughter after..

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Look at that face!

Pump it Preston Gravy! 

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After working on a commission for nearly three hours... covered in paint and frustration I decided to work on this painting.... it’s now known as my “Winding down painting”. 

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Timing

I just slipped over while mopping and hurt my ankle, I sat on the sofa and made sure it was okay (it is), then suddenly on the TV.. "You've had an accident that wasn't your fault, call Injury Lawyers 4 U".

I pissed myself laughing.

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A self portrait.

I like to time myself when it comes to quick sketches.

This one took 4 minutes and 30 or so seconds.