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There's more to praising than just "Good girl":

"I wish you could see how pretty you look right now"

"You deserve this"

"I know you can do better than that. Come on, my love. There we go, good girl"

"I'Il always come back to you*

"You're taking me so well"

"Look at you, doing so well for me"

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Feel free to add more ♡

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I have a small head cannon for soap ghost that I have seen a lot of other places: they always keep their wedding rings on the chain with their dog tags

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Next story idea

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"i would find you in any universe" but it's very clearly intended as a threat

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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"

no. i don't.

i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view

just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever

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some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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CoD/Military Writing Reference Masterlist

Here is a compilation of information (with references/links/citations) that I think the CoD fandom and fic writers in particular might find useful:

British Army:

Here is a list of ranks and abbreviations (with appropriate capitalization) (for anyone with the shinigami extension, sorry, it's the BBC)

Here is a list of the equivalent ranks of the British services and US Air Force (for some reason not the US Army or US Navy. Don’t ask me why lmao).

Here and here are some posts about the ranks in the 141 and general attitudes that they would hold for each other (and how others would see them)

Here is a detailed breakdown of the British Army organization (with average numbers and who is in charge of who).

Here is the wiki page for British Army uniforms (literally good luck, I’ve spent hours trying to figure out when soldiers wear what). As far as I can tell, the 141 would wear the No. 8 Combat Dress 90% of the time with the SAS beige beret. For formal events, they would wear the No. 2 Service Dress with berets instead of peaked forage caps. Interestingly, the Royal Regiment of Scotland can wear their No. 2 Service Dress with kilts (which I know Johnny would be livid about because he can’t). Super formal occasions are marked by the No. 1 Temperate Ceremonial, or “dress blues”.

Commissioned ranks are Second Lieutenant and above. These are members who hold positions of authority granted by formal documents of appointment signed by the monarch. In the US (which I am assuming is the same or similar in the UK), a commissioned officer has gone through officer training, which usually requires a university degree or a military equivalent.

Warrant Officers (WO) and Non-Commissioned Officers (NCO) are included in the enlisted ranks. They are members of the enlisted ranks who hold positions of authority. WOs are granted authority through a warrant instead of a commission and must be promoted from an NCO rank. NCOs are Lance Corporals to Staff Sergeants.

The only enlisted rank is Private. These are members who have enlisted and have gone through basic training in order to be counted against the Army’s trained strength.

Sergeants (Gaz and Soap) are among the highest-ranked NCOs and therefore have a lot of practical experience (more, sometimes, than commissioned officers). They have climbed through the ranks from Private all the way to the top of the enlisted ladder. Commissioned officers, on the other hand, have the option to skip the enlisted ladder altogether and jump straight to Second Lieutenant (assuming that they are entering the army with a university degree). However, it is canon that both Ghost and Price were promoted from enlisted ranks. Nevertheless, the NCO/CO divide would be stark; Price and Ghost both have pieces of paper signed by the Royal Crown that give them authority while Gaz and Soap don’t. That being said, Gaz and Soap are incredibly high ranking enlisted while Ghost and Price are (relatively) low ranking officers. While they have less authority, they have similar levels of responsibility and leadership.

Comm discipline is incredibly important in the military. Communication must be clear, concise, and (most importantly) unambiguous. There are many, many commands that can be given over the radio and some of them aren't as self-explanatory as they may seem. Here are some of the basics, lingo, etiquette, and FAQs about military radio communications.

SAS:

The SAS is nicknamed "The Regiment", its motto is "Who Dares Wins", and its color is pompadour blue. Contrary to popular belief, the dagger on the badge is wreathed in flame, not wings.

"The SAS is the mirror in which other special forces reflect." The SAS is the most elite special forces regiment in the world and they all know it. They take their jobs incredibly seriously and are held to a ridiculously high standard, both by their superior officers and by themselves. The 141, as a specialized task force, would take both their training and their commitment to their job to the extreme. The SAS has a fierce reputation of being the blueprints upon which every other special forces regiment was founded, and every single one of them takes an incredible amount of pride in that. It's easy to characterize Soap as a rookie, especially because of his reputation as the Perpetual FNG, but he alone could run circles around every single non-special forces soldier in the world (and a hell of a lot of the special forces soldiers, too).

The SAS consists of one regular and two reserve units. The 22 SAS (regular) is based in Stirling Lines, Credenhill, Herefordshire and has five squadrons (A, B, D, G, and Reserve) and a training wing. The 21 and 23 SAS are the two reserve regiments.

The UK Special Forces do not recruit from the general public. All current members of the armed forces can apply for Special Forces selection, but most have historically come from the Royal Marines or Parachute Regiment. In 2018, recruitment policy changed to allow women to join the SAS for the first time and in 2021, two women passed pre-selection, making them the first women eligible for the full course.

The SAS Selection Process is held twice a year (once in summer and once in winter) and is a three-phase process that has an 8-10% pass rate. Between 2014 and 2022, there were more deaths in training and exercises than in combat against active threats.

Phase 1 is an endurance test, known as “the hills” stage, where candidates undergo a series of timed hikes between checkpoints with increasingly heavy packs. This phase takes a total of three weeks and culminates in a 40-mile hike carrying 55lbs that must be completed in 24 hours. By the end of this phase, candidates must be able to run 4 miles in 30 minutes and swim 2 miles in 90 minutes.

Officers undergoing SAS selection have a week-long phase which assesses their ability to plan operations while fatigued and stressed (sucks for Price and Ghost; Gaz and Soap would've skipped this step).

Phase 2 is Jungle Training, which takes place in Belize, Brunei, or Malaysia. Candidates are taught navigation, patrol formation and movement, and jungle survival skills; they are put into teams of four, where they simulate living for weeks behind enemy lines, living completely off of rations without a lifeline back to base.

Phase 3 is E&E (Escape and Evasion) and TQ (Tactical Questioning)/RTI (Resistance to Interrogation). This is the final phase. Candidates are given brief instructions on appropriate techniques (likely from former POWs or special forces soldiers) and then are let loose in the countryside, where they must navigate to a series of checkpoints without being captured. After 3-7 days, whether they have been captured or not, they then report for TQ, which tests the candidates’ ability to resist interrogation. During TQ, candidates are only allowed to answer with “the big 4” (name, rank, serial number, and birthday) and all other questions must be answered with “I’m sorry but I cannot answer that question” while being subjected to what is essentially no-touch torture (listening to white noise for hours, standing in stress positions, being verbally berated/humiliated, etc) for 36 hours.

After all of that, candidates are accepted into the SAS ranks, but still go through continuation training, during which many SAS soldiers are RTU’d (returned to unit).

The youngest person to ever (IRL) pass SAS selection was Lofty Wiseman in 1959 at the age of 18. In order for Johnny to have beaten that record, he must have been 18 or younger when he passed selection. Given that the minimum age for enlistment in the UK armed forces is 16, this is entirely plausible.

The names of regular SAS members who have died on duty were inscribed on the regimental clock tower at Stirling Lines, which was rebuilt at the Credenhill barracks. Those whose names are inscribed are said by surviving members to have "failed to beat the clock". The base of the clock is also inscribed with a verse from The Golden Journey to Samarkand by James Elroy Flecker.

Military Life:

During basic training, soldiers live in gender-segregated accommodations in a dorm-style room. Once out of basic training, however, many barracks are individual rooms with en-suite bathrooms (big win for our Sergeants). At most, trained soldiers would live in 4-person rooms separated by gender. The fastest and most reliable way to get off-base housing is to get married, but many commissioned officers get a housing stipend in order to move out of the barracks, meaning that Ghost and Price would likely (if they so chose) have houses near Credenhill, while Gaz and Soap would have individual rooms in the barracks. While deployed, all bets are off.

Many tattoos and piercings are permitted by the British Army. Here are the official guidelines. In terms of hair style/length, the rules are few and far between and incredibly vague to boot. As far as I can tell, Soap’s mohawk, Price’s sideburns, and Ghost's... everything are vastly out of regulations, so I wouldn’t be too concerned about any of the 141 following personal appearance guidelines (Gaz is likely the only 141 member within regs which is a little shocking considering most military regulations are unfairly biased against people of color, but that's neither here nor there). If you’re interested, here is the 2021 version of the guidelines, though many of them have been updated since.

As of 2002, unmarried service members are permitted to invite their partners to stay overnight in single-room barracks (again, big win for our Sergeants). However, these guests must report to the duty and sign in, which is a hassle, so sneaking someone on base is still a plausible course of action.

Unfortunately, I can’t find any information on the use of alcohol/drugs in barracks, but I assume that the regulations are similar to those of the US armed forces, where alcohol is permitted to any off-duty member (any member who is on authorized leave) above the legal drinking age.

Humor: military humor has a pretty infamous reputation for being dark as fuck. Soldiers joke about a lot of stuff because they deal with a lot of stuff, and humans naturally cope through humor. There aren’t a lot of resources for this, because soldiers don’t like that kind of stuff reaching civilian ears (for pretty obvious reasons). Active special forces soldiers like the 141 would have especially fucked up senses of humor because they deal with especially fucked up scenarios. Don’t push yourself for the sake of realism, though; if you aren’t comfortable writing jokes about active hostage/bomb/terrorist situations, don’t write those jokes. However, if you think of a fantastically dark joke and want to include it, know that it would be perfectly in character (especially for Ghost) and true to real life. They absolutely would casually joke with each other about racism, homophobia, xenophobia, war crimes, torture, etc. The important part is that they all know that it’s always a joke; shared humor is one of the most common ways that soldiers bond with each other, and being able to take the piss with each other is key to unit cohesion. If you don’t like that or if that makes you uncomfortable, don’t write it!

Fraternization: In general, fraternization is strictly prohibited. It’s grounds for a reassignment at best and a court martial at worst. One or both parties may be dishonorably discharged. Realistically, any relationship between anyone in the 141 (with the exception of Soap and Gaz, who are of equal rank and therefore their relationship does not affect the chain of command, big win for SoapGaz shippers) would be strictly prohibited and treated as a criminal offense. It is up to you whether your characterization of the 141 members warrants any action upon the discovery of fraternization or if it would be ignored in favor of keeping the team together. An argument could be made either way, so it’s a judgment call.

Call Signs:

The IRL SAS does not use call signs; they are almost universally used for pilots across all military divisions, which means that regular soldiers, even those in Special Forces, don't get call signs. However, as the CoD universe evidently uses call signs, here are some things you should know:

No one really knows how call signs originated. Some say that they started as nicknames given to pilots in the early days of flight. Others say that they originated as a way for ground control to quickly and easily refer to pilots over the radio. In any case, call signs have cemented themselves firmly in aviation culture

Call signs are not supposed to be cool. Ghost in an anomaly. The vast majority of people are not given call signs like Maverick or Iceman. A call sign is supposed to be (playfully) teasing and embarrassing; it's what the military calls "humility culture". They are often a derivative of a last name, based on physical features or personality, or related to a mistake the soldier made early in their career.

A call sign, once given, is rarely changed. Call signs follow soldiers for the entirety of their careers and beyond, and it is not unusual for fellow soldiers to only know each other by their rank, call sign, and last name (some can go their entire careers without knowing each others first names; a call sign basically replaces a soldiers first name).

Call signs are voted on and chosen by the soldier's squadron; they have very little (if any) say in the process. The squadron's commanding officer has the ability to veto a proposed call sign and often will if it crosses any lines (racist, sexist, etc) or if it isn't funny enough.

Here is a forum of US Naval call signs and their stories. I highly recommend giving it a read, especially if you need name ideas or a good laugh

General Writing Reference:

Resource for describing physical things (settings, weather, colors, textures, shapes)

Sickness Descriptors

Keeping Tenses (one of the most common writing mistakes in fic writing; this blog has a lot of very informative writing tip posts!)

WordHippo (One of the best dictionary/thesaurus/rhyming dictionary websites I've found and unfailingly keep open while writing/editing)

Tumblr account dedicated to writing characters of color

Tumblr thread with resources/references for international clothes and other items

Tumblr post with links to building/architectural terms and references

Tumblr post with links to helpful writing websites/resources (reverse dictionary, translator, body language, etc)

Misc Helpful Links (Will be Updated):

https://www.eliteukforces.info/special-air-service/ (detailed information about the SAS, selection, training, operations, weaponry, skills, and roles)

https://www.nam.ac.uk/explore/british-army-ranks (British Army ranks in order with brief descriptions of roles/responsibilities)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_Army_installations (List of British Army bases and barracks, both in the UK and overseas)

https://www.quora.com/Does-the-British-Army-really-have-mixed-dorms-as-in-the-TV-show-Our-Girl (Quora forum detailing British military barrack living conditions)

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/military-pilots-call-signs/ (Blog post about aviator call signs and their use in military culture)

https://www.military.com/history/history-of-aviator-call-signs-and-how-pilots-get-their-new-name.html (Blog post about the history of aviator call signs in the military)

https://www.tumblr.com/sighmurderbot/735894836939472896/are-you-like-me-suddenly-obsessed-with-cod-and (Tumblr post - CoD mission generator)

https://www.army.mil/ranks/ (lots of very helpful information about US Army enlisted, warrant, and officer ranks as well as corps and division sizes/operations. Whoever designed this website needs a raise tbh)

If you found this useful, feel free to drop a like! I like knowing that my hard work is being used and appreciated!

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Thinking about falling asleep in the recroom only to wake up to Soap and Gaz violently playing rock paper scissors, where the winner will carry you back to your quarters. While Price watched over them like he had just broken up a fight and was now making sure both of them behave.

In the end it was neither of the two, Ghost snuck over and carried you away.

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thinking again about vampirism as disability

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Putting this here for no reason (safe keeping)

Soap Being Soap

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Agreed

Alejandro is the expressive one while Rudy just has resting face, however. If you make Alejandro stare at you like how Rudy glares at people, you've fucked up. Opposite for Rudy. Rudy? Showing expression? That is anger? Boy you best be on the quickest space craft to another planet. You are fucked.

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Reblog and put in the tags which one you see

Where do you store your OC’s info chart made by this person

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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Another beauty, it's always nice to see others version of the beloved boys.

Ghost thinks he's cracked the code when he gifts Johnny an ultra complicated lego set for Christmas. Something to keep his hands and mind busy for a while.

He's watching, with terror and awe as Soap burns through a 1000+ pieces in an hour, with half a bottle of whiskey in him - drinking more while he's at it. He smiles the whole way through, though - and Ghost gets a tipsy peck on his cheek. Which might or might not have made the whole endeavour worth it.

"Thought that might keep you busy a while longer." he admits later, when he's deep into his own cups.

"Ach, dinnae sound so disappointed Ghostie, not'ing in there tha' can explode. Can work fast and sloppy."

Ghost just spent an hour staring at Johnny's hands and the concentration painted on his face. He knows there was nothing sloppy about that assembly. But he has to admit that compared to Soap's usual jobs, this is bound to be rather calming.

His eyes meet Price's over in another corner of the room. And the message, conveyed by a single raised eyebrow is clear. Ghost is not to add explosives to any gifts, even if it would make Soap very happy.

So naturally the next time - at Johnny's birthday - he slaps down a timer and a fully assembled lego set.

"Better get it done in time Johnny. And no cheating."

The way Soap's face lights up at the implication that there might be a bomb in his birthday gift should be concerning. But all it does is make Ghost wish there actually were some.

Johnny is a good sport about properly disassembling the marzipan compromise inside though. And just to prove he can immediately rebuilds the legos into the other figure they can form - taking a shot every time he has to look at the manual.

And when he carries his way too drunk partner to bed, Ghost vows to apply for Christmas leave. Which is something he hasn't done since...well for a long, long time.

Johnny, being the man that he is, never questions why they are going to spend Christmas in the countryside. A small cottage barely worth the name, as far away from other people as you can get on the Isles.

He just takes the chance to kiss Ghost every chance he gets, enjoying the fact that their isolation means he's getting an unprecedented amount of mask-free Simon.

"Got a surprise for you out in the shed, sweetheart." Ghost whispers when he catches Soap from behind while the man is about to open a bottle.

"Sounds like what a serial killer would say to lure ye into the open."

Ghost decides not to ponder that. With the reality of their jobs that answer... more than he's willing to argue right now.

"Should wait with that until you've had the surprise." he says instead, gently taking the bottle from Soap. Who for the first time frowns.

Ghost relents and they bring the scotch to the shed.

When Soap sees what he cooked up, he whistles low, no need to confirm that what he's seeing is the real deal.

It has taken all of Ghost's knowledge about explosives to craft the abomination. The two lego sets combined with a new third one, 6 sets of cables - all the same colour, and of course a live charge inside.

Johnny goes all still. Stalks closer like he's trying to get the drop on the inanimate object.

Watches it from all sides before turning to Ghost, "Do Ah need to follow protocol?"

His voice clearly tells him he hopes he does not have to. Ghost once again feels vindicated in his choice to move them out here, just pressing the bottle back into Soap's hand with a smile.

If this is what takes them both out then it's already worth it for the unhinged grin it gets him. Johnny's feral joy is infectious, and when he finally steps away raising his hands like he's expecting a crowd to cheer, Ghost honestly couldn't tell you how much time had passed.

He doesn't get a chance to ponder it either because the next second he's tackled by a full grown Scot with a half empty bottle of scotch in his hand and taken clean of his feet.

And if he hadn't already convinced this had been worth it, then the way Johnny makes sure to say thank you certainly is.

They do not make it back to the cottage for a good long while.

(This whole thing was inspired by my dear beloved @dismightyman who's singlehandedly holding it down in the Ghoap trenches with me)

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It got better!

I love this alternate idea of simon being so equally awkward to this. And while being the instigator of trying for a relationship being. So embarrassed and shit about it, so adorable.

And the reader being like wtf and confused eith is wholly justified, but just funny.

And the gang trying so desperately to get things working it's..... perfect!

pt.1!!!

inexperienced!reader who comes into work sad the monday after giving Lieutenant Riley her number because he never texted her. inexperienced!reader who figures it must have been just another joke when she saw Sergeant McTavish and Sergeant Garrick high five Lieutenant Riley while she was leaving on Friday. inexperienced!reader who comes to a full stop when she sees a cup of iced coffee and a bagel on her desk. Lieutenant Riley who is coincidentally running drill next to the admin building and has a perfect view of his stumped bird. inexperienced!reader who sniffs the coffee first, knowing she wouldn’t even know what to smell for but still weary of the mystery beverage and food. Lieutenant Riley who almost lets out a laugh at watching her sniff the coffee; like he would ever harm a single hair on her head. Sergeant Garrick who has been tasked with leaving a rock from Lieutenant Riley’s deployment rock collection in inexperienced!readers work mailbox. inexperienced!reader getting weird looks from other admin workers when small paper origami swans begin to be left on her desk. Sergeant McTavish who swings by her desk later that day and asks where she eats lunch because it isn’t the mess hall. inexperienced!reader who eats her lunch in her car so she can watch tik toks and hit her vape in peace. Sergeant McTavish who breaks out into a wide smile at learning this new development. Sergeant McTavish and Sergeant Garrick who corner Lieutenant Riley and convince him to have lunch in her car. Lieutenant Riley who becomes extremely aware that she had no idea he was planning on joining her when he knocks on her passenger window and she almost comically swivels her head to the side with a look of confusion. inexperienced!reader who was elbows deep in ‘i hear your voice’ trend on tik tok but is now sitting in complete silence with the Lieutenant sitting in her passenger seat. inexperienced!reader who thinks ‘fuck it’ and asks why he never texted her, but has been leaving her gifts. Lieutenant Riley who was not prepared for this confrontation and makes the split decision to exit the car and speed walk back inside. inexperienced!reader who is sitting in shock in her car wondering if she had inhaled carbon monoxide somehow or if that really just happened. Lieutenants Riley who sits in his office in silence after that embarrassing interaction. inexperienced!reader who is even more confused now at what is going on between her and the Lieutenant. Sergeant Garrick who starts to take pity on the older man for struggling so much with you. Sergeant Garrick who enlists Sergeant MacTavish and (surprisingly) Laswell to help navigate the outstanding awkward energy at an all time high between the two of you. Laswell who has become a sort of mother figure for Lieutenant Riley and wants for him to be happy. Sergeant MacTavish who wants desperately for his superior to get laid because it might make him a little softer. Sergeant MacTavish, Sergeant Garrick, and Laswell devise a plan to get the two of them out of their work environment and into a more relaxed and suggestive environment. Sergeant Garrick who extends the invitation to the pub on Friday to inexperienced!reader when he is dropping off reports. inexperienced!reader who declines, not because she doesn’t want to go, but because her social anxiety is so bad. Sergeant Garrick who sends in Sergeant McTavish to try again. inexperienced!reader who only agrees to get him to leave her alone so she can work. inexperienced!reader who hasn’t heard from Lieutenant Riley in a few days as he has started sending Sergeant McTavish to drop off his reports again. inexperienced!reader who has given up hope on this large man, figuring maybe he thought she was too much trouble to go through. inexperienced!reader who doesn’t know that Lieutenant Riley has fallen back into his old ways of watching from a distance, embarrassment from the lunch situation still weighing heavy on his mind. Lieutenant Riley who has no idea his subordinates invited you to the pub later.

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This is adorable and so well written.

inexperienced!reader, but not in a sexual way but a romantic way. inexperienced!reader who has only ever been someone people hook up with, but never someone dated. inexperienced!reader who has all but sworn off love because it just never seems to find her. inexperienced!reader who starts to get real freaked out when Lieutenant Riley starts dropping by the admin office and stares at her through the windows. inexperienced!reader who starts to bring bear mace to work and keeps it in her purse in fear that she is being stalked by the large man. Lieutenant Riley who has, for the first time in his life, become absolutely smitten with a bird. Lieutenant Riley who never once stepped foot in the admin building before her started working there. Lieutenant Riley who always sent Sergeant McTavish to take the finished paperwork over, so his presence is immediately noticed among the admin staff. inexperienced!reader who really starts fearing for her safety after a note was left on her windshield with a time and place. inexperienced!reader who sprays Lieutenant Riley with the bear mace when he moved from around the car next to her when she is examining the weird note. Sergeant McTavish who watched it all unfold from the inside of the weapons building. Sergeant McTavish who breaks out in a full sprint to see if Lieutenant Riley was okay and if you had lost your marbles. inexperienced!reader who gets in her car and locks the doors before calling her boss who is still inside. Laswell and Captain Price who comes out to Sergeant McTavish bent over laughing, Lieutenant Riley on the ground in pain, and inexperienced!reader sitting shellshocked in her car. Laswell who gets the whole story and mandates workplace safety and harassment training for all the 141. Captain Price who formally apologizes to her the next day on behalf of his ‘muppets’. Lieutenant Riley who sends Sergeant Garrick, who you find quite sweet and charming, to explain that Lieutenant Riley thinks you’re absolutely stunning and wants a do-over, but is worried to approach you for not only his safety but out of embarrassment. inexperienced!reader who gives Sergeant Garrick a second phone number she has, as she is still extremely weary of Lieutenant Riley. Lieutenant Riley who definitely doesn’t sulk after you don’t answer his ‘Hello.’ after 3 days. inexperienced!reader who is freaking out, now not because she’s being stalked but because someone is showing interest in her and she’s confused on how to handle it. Lieutenant Riley who makes a lot of noise before he walks up to her while she is leaving a day later. Lieutenant Riley who finally apologizes in person and admits he’s very embarrassed about scaring a pretty bird like you. Sergeant McTavish and Sergeant Garrick who watch on from a distance ready to intervene incase we have another bear mace situation. inexperienced!reader who gives him her real phone number and scurry’s off to her car. Lieutenant Riley whose smirk is wide under his mask, knowing that he is going to court the shit out of you to prove he is exactly the man you need.

pt.2!!!

a/n: wrote this instead of working. enjoy. maybe i’ll expand on this, maybe not 💋 xoxo

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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again. this is a ghoap song specifically canon ghoap