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Matt:Uh,I think I got your lunch.

Matt:*Holds up a note that reads;‘I am very proud of you.Love,Vegan.’*

Lee:Oh yeah,I didn’t think this was for me.

Lee:*Holds up a note that reads;‘Be good.For the love of God,Please be good.’*

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*At the police station*

Mike:Hi,we're here for Tre.

Police officer:Who’s Tre?

Billie:Ah,you must be new.

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Vic:But what about Jaime?

Tony:Don't worry about him.

Tony:I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs,stand up,and keep eating his taco like nothing happened.

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Awsten:I got an idea!

Geoff:Does it involve breaking the law?

Awsten:By now don’t you think that’s a given?

Geoff:I was just trying to be optimistic.

Awsten:Don’t bother.

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Frank:I identitfy as an inconvenience to the world.

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Patrick:It's called cauliflower,not ghost broccoli.

Joe,eyes wide:I know what I saw.

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Tyler:I'm phobic.

Tyler:Just...scared.

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every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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x

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The unholy low-rise trinity. Whoreship. 🙏

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i want to be in a band so i can act faggy and commit borderline public indecency on stage and have mentally ill people on tumblr tag gifsets of me with #i think i hauve covid #i want to chew him up and smoke him like a blunt #no songs where he needs to be doing this

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Long haired character with the hair falling like liquid all over them as they’re hurt and on their knees

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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awesome colors....

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Alex:Well,remember when Jack made a romantic dinner for me?

Rian:Alex,he microwaved you a pizza.

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Dallon:Money...

Dallon:...Is like president trading cards.

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Christian:Andy!

Andy:Shh,Lonny is sleeping.

Christian,whispering:Oh,okay.

Andy,whispering:So what did you want to tell me?

Christian,whispering:There's a fire.