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shiv as a butcher. shiv roy if she was a butcher. shiv if she had a big knife and she was a butcher

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leah jeffries deserves an award for her reaction to "i don't think you wanna take that tone with me, little girl" and delivery of the 2nd "are we under arrest?"

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i know she's morally reprehensible and responsible for the deaths of two hundred and thirty children but i need dr. gaul to raw me so bad i can't sleep

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they are the same to me. maybe not to you. but to me.

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i hope annie murphy shits buckets dressed as a cheerleader at MY wedding

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honestly the most surprising part of Joan Is Awful was when Lolly Adefope showed up and killed an American accent

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in general i don’t give a shit about iasip ships but i do think that mac and charlie’s moms have the most insane dyke sex with each other

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happy pride month to that one itysl sketch where tim robinson’s character had a husband

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when kendall meets shiv’s baby he’s gonna be like tim robinson in that one sketch where he’s worried the baby thinks people can’t change bc he used to be a real piece of shit

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well now in her unemployed era shiv can bond with mondale extra hard and tell him all the dish convincing him onto her side until one night tom turns over in his sleep only to see mondale staring directly at him like ⚫️-⚫️ and then mondale eats him like a flimsy midwestern potato chip. crunch. The End

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    succession x foundations of decay   

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i think succession should’ve ended with shiv pulling a gun on tom and tom saying “oh wow!” right before she blasts him in the head

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shiv and tom holding hands on the bed in episode 1, wearing loose, comfortable clothes, their fingers interlocked, the atmosphere is warm and dim, a gesture of comfort and silent honesty, then shiv and tom holding hands in episode 10, her pale hand resting limply atop his, barely even touching, drowning in cold, harsh light, dressed to mourn

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im not ready to lose my sarahs tonight (snook and goldberg)

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i’m tired of you still tied to me / bleeding wherever you want

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thinking about how peoples blorbos tend to be men on here (makes sense with the trends in fandom of men being prioritised etc etc) SO please reblog and tag your female blorbo(s). this is NOT the post to be like “[male character] becuz he’s a woman to me” i Will come to your house and bite you. anyway i’ll go first mine are susie and julie from dbd and carly jones from house of wax 🖤

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roman getting trampled was penance for that fuckass haircut he’s had all season