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Having the same email for everything is so fun every time I open it it's like

Oh there is a assignment from the college class I should do that

GAY SMUT HAS BEEN UPDATED

I need to respond to my doctor about those meds

REDDIT FUCKING HATES YOU

Oh my grandma learned how to email on her phone and she's testing it out

Call back your therapist

GAY PEOPLE

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No homo but like I would totally go one a cross country on foot trip around the apocalypse bearing witness to unspeakable horrors with you bro

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Selina really said men would rather sacrifice themselves for there "bro" the have one fucking adult conversation.

go off selina

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reminder

Your not to straight for Pride, and your never to gay alt disabled or marginalized for pride.

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And I will (threat)

I could talk about these two losers for hours

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Im going to pride today so this is your reminder that if pride events aren't organized with disabilities in mind then they aren't made for all queer people and allys.

Also EVERYONE is welcome at pride. (Unless you killed someone or like started a war)

AND DRINK SOME FUCKING WATER

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Its not that ill fall in love with you if your nice to me I'll just like, write alot of poetry about you and every song will be about you and I might get back into a obscure art from just so I can tactically express my very chill platonic emotions

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i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

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My favorite thing has got to be when I don't understand what the fuck someone is saying but they are happy about it.

Contradictory to what most of the internet thinks i don't actually have to understand or be informed about the reason for your joy or identity to be happy for you.

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A friend of mine pointed out that Jon's grandmother didn't want him amd was very bitter and cruel to him because she didn't want this kid. Jon behaves very similarly to Martin in early mag because he doesn't know another way to show affection and love. As a child he had to justify why is grandmother acted the way she did by saying that, "thats just how she shows that she cares"

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Soul mates not being real is so deeply important to me.

This isn't fate we were never supposed to do anything, we are here because we chose to be and do to alot of terrible things we are in love.

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I love the peter Lucas is just every old man.

I have never met a man above the age of 58 who wasn't just Peter Lucas.

They ALL just want to go on a boat by them selves, and talk to the same one dude every 4-12 business years

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What do all of the fears taste like???

More specifically if they were all candy what candy would they be????

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Whats the most autistic thing yall did this week

I had a nightmare that I was forced to eat hole wheat bread and to make it worse it was a brand I did not know AND I had to have ham and cheese sandwiches with the bread

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Mild superman spoilers

I love how complicated and new Clark's and Lois's relationship is without relying on the mystery of supermans identity or him having to save Lois.

Its complicated and tricky because it's only been 3 months and there people and the film makes it very clear that that's not a bad thing

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Idk if this has been done but I need for lex and Bruce to have been good friends or roommates (gay) in ritch people school

This has comedic potential i feel

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Ok just saw superman again and LEX LUTHER IS FUCKING THAT ONE GUY IN HIS CONTROL ROOM RIGHT?????

the dude he just casually massages for like 30 seconds straight, who he abuses less than everyone else

Like I can't be the only one who thinks this right?????