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I've been dead for like a year but I'm semi-reviving now for my obsession with mxtx novels

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*me hanging out w 19 yr olds as a 20 yr old* sooo my fellow youths„„, what’s the teen lingo these days…….. what’s the 411……the hot gossip in teen town… ….

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Terfs: wombyn are their ovaries!!! Ovaries make a wombybybynnn. Accept that u are a womynbdgnn you have ovaries !!!!

Me, a trans man on the danger list for ovarian cancer and is going to get them removed in the distant or near future:

not for long

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Reblog this and tag it with the lyric that’s stuck in your head

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random thing but i realized it might be helpful for some people so uh. theres this thingy where you can upload an image and it gives you a color palette based on it ! 

heres an example

and it also gives you the hex code values for them too its p neat !

here’s the link to the website !

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“Would you like some orange?“ - My friend requested me to draw something with dinosaur, sea shell, elephant, turtle and whale. Which I thought it was brilliant idea and wanted to create illustration dedicated to her. I drew my friend in the middle with her lovely cat, and imagined how she would live ( She is very arty, calm, loves nature & books, plants, cats and relaxing ) and there it was, cool image popped! I love these moments where you don’t even deeply think about it but my hands creates naturally. Only thing I had little hard time was wether to give dinosaur an orange or apple. Listening to : ASIAN KUNG FU GENERATION - Re:Re: 

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full offense but i hope a certain someone does well in life and finds joy and love that they deserve

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One time I dreamed that I cut off a snake's tongue to detach it from a child's leg and a lady starting screaming at me that I killed it because snakes can't live without tongues, and I was so distraught when I woke up that I immediately googled how to safely remove a snake that's biting you. Apparently, pouring a little listerine on their heads is a safe and effective way to do that.

I hate doing research in my dreams because then I wake up with a head full of information that is just… totally fake. My brain wants to know something so a different part of my brain just makes up bullshit to satisfy it.

Last night I dreamt that F. Daneel Olivaw suddenly started losing scales. I Googled his symptoms and found lots of information and treatment plans for a fungal disease that doesn’t exist outside of my subconscious.

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fingers in his ass sunday

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In science fiction, AIs tend to malfunction due to some technicality of logic, such as that business with the laws of robotics and an AI reaching a dramatic, ironic conclusion.

Content regulation algorithms tell me that sci-fi authors are overly generous in these depictions.

“Why did cop bot arrest that nice elderly woman?”

“It insists she’s the mafia.”

“It thinks she’s in the mafia?”

“No. It thinks she’s an entire crime family. It filled out paperwork for multiple separate arrests after bringing her in.”

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I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

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No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

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The whole “Natsume’s really into punk/delinquent fashion” thing is like. 10x funnier when you remember the vibe Tanuma was giving off when he was first introduced

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