(debatably funny) comedy and art.any pronouns // aroace // autistic // minor
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mixing concrete with chicken stock instead of water to give it a richer flavor profile
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soundscape of young green martian playing with pvc pipes
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Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
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and now you're just somebiden that I used to joe
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"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
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black lives matter and also black matter lives
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if i was a robot man i’d jerk off with a wrench
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vote evwho guys please
Lifesteal Joyous Whimsy Tournament, Round 3, Side A, Match 3

you can submit propaganda in reblogs or asks! voter fraud is allowed!
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(asking my system friend who's fronting)hey so uhh.. what user is logged in right now
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Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One
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who needs access to online shopping/stores when you can bribe your friends am i right
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gonna start buying bags of the green army soldier toys and reselling them after i put one (1) custom cunty soldier
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fraulein schneider and herr schultz deserve everything good there is out there man
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Honey is a comic based on my run on clangen (lifegen). I think I'll slowly post it here on tumblr, but it'll update faster on Comicfury.
This is not a Warrior Cats comic! They're just cats.
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