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Jonathan: Where have you been??

Steve: I walked all the way back to civilization so I could fuck your stepdad.

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Robin: Goodnight beautiful people!

Steve: Ugly people: keep watch.

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Steve, to Nancy: All the dick swagger you roll, you can't spot crazy pussy?

Nancy: I like something wild, always did.

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Steve: Sorry, that was the Truth Bus.

Robin: That wasn't the Truth Bus. That was the Bitchy Crosstown Express.

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Eleven: Why would anyone want to harm Mike?

Max: Maybe because they met him?

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Nancy in the RV: I have to go to the bathroom!

Steve: All right, all right. Robin, look in the back for an empty jar.

Robin: A jar? Girls don't pee in jars.

Steve: Oh, right. Sorry. Robin, we're gonna need a jar and a funnel.

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Max, to Vecna: Oh no! You didn't use bows to tie me up, did you? You take a hostage like you tie your sneakers.

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Mike: *Turns on the kitchen light*

Nancy: *Sitting at the table, eating bread*

Mike: It’s four in the morning.

Nancy: Turn the light back off.

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Joyce: So are you gonna explain how the hell you two crashed my car?

Vickie: Well, we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Robin, deer!"

Joyce: ...And what did Robin do?

Vickie: ...She said "Yes, Honey?"

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Max: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time?

Eleven: AS ENEMIES?!

Max:

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Jonathan: Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?

Argyle: But if less is more, then just think of how much more 'more' will be!

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Mike: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

Dustin: Mike, please!

Mike: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

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Steve Harrington: I knew it! I knew it! Well as in not knowing in the slightest, but I knew there was something I didn't know!

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Dustin, taking out a cigarette: Life is so hard...

Robin: I didn't know you smoked.

Dustin, biting it in half: It's chocolate.

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Nancy: I made you guys some snack bags.

Max: You're like my mom, but in ways I can appreciate.

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Steve Harrington: This town is like a horror movie that never stops. And it's not even a good one!

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Jonathan: Have you ever been happy?

Will: I don't even know what makes me happy. I'm nervous all the time and I'm scared of everything.