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Octonauts Moana au because I literally can't stop thinking about it

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So um I decided to draw a few the the crew members over cursed images and-

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I JUST SCREAMED

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Kwazii: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Tweak: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Dashi: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Shellington: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Peso: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Shellington: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Tweak: Looking right because you left

Dashi: Looking up cause you let me down

Kwazii: Looking down cause you fucked up

Barnacles : What is wrong with you guys

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Turnip should be able to say Fuck

Y E S

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I'm tired as hell right now, so here's each Octonauts reaction to being told to go to sleep and stuff. I apologize in advance for the formatting, I have no idea what I'm doing

Tw for swearing

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Person: Please go to sleep

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Barnacles: After this last mission-

Peso: You said that five missions ago Captain...

Barnacles:

Barnacles: after this last mission-

Peso: Captain no-

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Kwazii: ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME-

*crashes into wall while doing a flip*

Tweak from around the corner: Dumbass

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Peso: No worries! I haven't been at it for too long!

Barnacles: Define "not too long"

Peso:

Peso, now panicking: Roughly-

Barnacles: Sleep. Now.

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Shellington: No worries, I've done this several times before!

Professor Inkling: When was the last time you slept?

Shellington: Around 6 - 8

Professor Inkling: 6 - 8 what?

Shellington: Yes

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Dashi: No💖

Shellington: How did you do that-?

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Tweak: Sleep is for the weak, not for the Tweak

Dashi: Holy shit she's so tired that she started to make rhymes-

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Professor Inkling: Sleep is an illusion and time is a social construct, which was actually made by- *starts rambling*

No one dares to convince Professor to go to sleep

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pov: you're 2 years into a global pandemic

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Anyways this is your friendly reminder that humanizations of Captain Barnacles can and should be fat.

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Captain Barnacles, Kwazii, and Peso from Octonauts are going to super hell for gay polyamorous crimes!!!

requested by: @thedragonemperess

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The blog isn't inactive anymore XD

NOPE

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hello hello hello I'm back with another I Have Noticed Things post:

In Sac Actun during Barnacles' claustrophobia flashback we can clearly see a young Tracker there on the left, confirming that he and Barnacles were cub scouts at the same time. We can also see that Barnacles and Bianca are wearing different uniforms than the other cubs, and are slightly taller—I think what's happening here is that Barnacles and Bianca were senior scouts, and Tracker and the others were 1st years/freshmen or something. Tracker does mention in Operation Deep Freeze that Barnacles trained him for the emergency service. So he was probably training him here too.

In Operation Deep Freeze, Barnacles explains that Natquik taught him almost everything; how to do field research, how to recognize footprints, hear things that others miss, and dodge snowballs. Barnacles hugs Natquik when he sees him, so I think it's safe to assume they were pretty close.

However... somehow, Natquik and Tracker had never met.

Meaning Natquik had been missing for a really long time.

Look how shocked he was to see him. He genuinely believed he'd never see him again, he's been missing since he was a kid after all.

What am I getting at here, you ask? Simple:

Barnacles reuniting with Natquik had the exact same energy as Kwazii reuniting with Calico Jack.

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this works because all the octonauts are gay

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Kwazii: *puts on Tweak's heat-vision goggles*

Kwazii: *looks at Barnacles*

Barnacles:

Kwazii, taking the goggles off: Captain... are you dead?

Barnacles: wha—

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What people thought the octonauts fandom would be, and who watches octonauts: 👧👶👦

Who are actually in the fandom, and watch it: random ass gay people that have absolutely no reason to watch the show but like- it's interesting

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I love it when frightened ppl hide behind Captain Barnacles or jump into his arms

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So we all agree that Kwazii and Shellington are neurodivergent, right? Right. But hear me out: Captain Barnacles is autistic.

*cracks knuckles* let's go—

His voice is very stern, monotonous, and very loud, at all times. He always speaks like this, even when he's being casual or funny. No matter what emotion he's feeling, either.

His catchphrases are part of his social script, the octo-alert is part of his routine, and he gets visibly bumbly when they're interrupted or triggered unexpectedly.

He very often does this thing where when the octo-alert is randomly sounded, he will instinctively react and begin saying his catchphrase, before getting really confused.

See also this scene where, really, there's no point of sounding the alert, as they're the only ones there, and everyone else is busy—when Tweak is unable to do it, Barnacles pulls out his compass, and does it himself. Plus the time when he sounded the alert telling everyone to go to the launch bay, but they were already there. He also has a morning routine, seen in ROF.

He always knows when Tweak has an invention that is perfect for whatever oddly specific situation they're in, when nobody else does. Likely because he doesn't like surprises/unexpected things, so she always tells him when she starts a new project.

Sensory issues! Observe his reaction to a loud noise:

Yes, everyone reacts negatively to the noise, that's true, but look at him! He completely recoils and tucks into himself, he tries to flatten his ears, he shuts his eyes, and he even shakes his head.

Special interests: music (his accordion), ships (his tiny hand-built models), and the octopod itself.

He wrote 3 books! 3!!! Just on how to pilot the Octopod. For who? Himself. Who else could actually read these books, and understand any of it? Even Peso in that scene says he doesn't think he'd understand it.

The octocompass is a comfort item for him—the entire cuttlefish episode is him being stressed about getting it back after it's lost, and he gets easily frustrated whenever it doesn't work.

I'm out of space for pictures, but he struggles with social cues sometimes too.

Amazon River special: Kwazii has to directly say to him "that's your cue." when he misses his hint to sound the octo-alert.

Seahorse Tale ep: Kwazii is worried Barnacles is mad, and he doesn't notice at all.

Great Barrier Reef: Kwazii whispers the secret ingredient to him, and he repeats it out loud.