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Zelda protecting her favorite twink.

Also, obligatory nuts joke haha.

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So I have a theory about the gardians in zelda games (The dragons from SS, the light spirits from TP, and the dragons from BOTW and TOTK). When Hylia gave up her Goddess hood she still had some magical powers left, but it was weakened. She knew that she would no longer live forever. She didn't want to completly doom those still on the surface and knew that one day a hero would be born to defeat demise. So she created the dragons Faron, Eldin, and Lanayru, however since her magical was weakend she could only make them long living and not immortal. There seems to be a pretty big time gap between SS and Minish Cap so the dragons lifespans would be over. Hylia thought Hyrule would be ok with just the hero but after the events of OOT, she knew that extra help was needed and created the light spirits. They do not make an appearance in MM since the player is in Termina and not Hyrule. In TP the light spirits turn themselves into light arrows to aid in defeating ganon. I think the situation with the BOTW/TOTK dragons is similar to the common theory of why the light dragon was not in BOTW, they were above the clouds. They were once zonai who lived and worked at 3 Goddess shrines, dedicating their whole lives to the goddeses. When Raruu was giving secret stones to those he deemed sages, he gave 3 secert stones to those Zonai in the event the attack on gannon would to fail, so they may find a way to help defeat or reseal ganon once he broke free of Raruu's seal. Since the Zonai's home was made into the sky islands, the dragons stated up near the sky islands. They desended when calamity ganon started to appear thinking their ganon had returned. But that's just a theory A GAME THEORY. :)

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BEHOLD!!!!

THE TRIFORCE OF RHETORICAL ANALYSIS

FUCK ARISTOTLE'S RHETORICSAL ANALYSIS TRIANGLE

THE RHETORICAL ANALYSIS TRIFORCE SOUNDS COOLER

We were reviewing rhetorical analysis in my English class and the teacher showed this image and I nearly lost it. Any vaguely related to zelda makes me go feral and start to info dump.

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Me taking link on vacation pt.2

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Me talking link on vacation pt.1

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Flash back to the first time I encountered gloom hands in totk. I was at lunch with my friend and I was wandering around hyrule feild, she wanted to show me a video; since it was the starting area, I didn't bother to pause the game, what's the worst that could happen? A red bokogoblin attacks me? No. Somthing far worse. I laughed at the video but I looked back at my switch and saw a red sky with numerous nightmare hands chasing me, they kicked my ass. I was screaming the whole time going "what the fuck" cuz I didn't know what was going on.

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One of my totk headcannons is if zelda didn't turn back into a human after link beat ganon and there was no way of reversing the dragonfacation. Then link would take Mineru's secret tear (Mineru would have passed on since ganon is gone) and swallow it, becoming a dragon to be able to stay with zelda for eternity. Link would rather live as a dragon than live without zelda.

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Tip for anyone who's shrine hunting or blubble gem hunting in totk. Many of the shrines in totk are found in caves which can have hard to find openings. To help this, take a picture of a blupee, this allows you to track blupees with your purah pad. Blupees are near caves and will run into them when scared. If your blubble gem hunting, make sure to snap a picture of a blubble frog since they like to hide in hidden parts of caves that can be near impossible to find. Tracking blubble frogs makes finding them so much easier. 💚💚

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It took me awhile to realize that the flame, shock, and frost emitter are designed after their corresponding dragons

Makes me wonder how long these dragons have been around and just where totk fits into the afterthought mess of a timeline.

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My honest reaction

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Bozai got mad at link for catfishing him and stealing his boots so he joined the yiga clan.

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MEAT ARROW