#link is a menace

[starwolfie]

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. Why do we have seasons?

A long time ago someone (you guess it, his name was Link) found the rod of seasons, that could change the seasons.

He randomly changed the seasons and people got really mad about that. So there was a council meeting and it was decided that he was allowed to change the seasons every three months.

Since then he travels the world ( because of that the southern hemisphere has opposite seasons) and changes the seasons every three months.

[smilesrobotlover]

Kotg and splash?

Link entered the river with a splash, letting out a sigh of relief as he relaxed inside the water. Revali only stared at him from afar in the dirt with a disgusted look on his face.

“If you get any water in my wings I swear I’ll kill you,” he threatened, and Link only grinned, squirting water at him with his hands.

[n3rdchi1d]

!!

[levia-san]

Miscancelous doodles for the most recent chapter of "The Ideal Isekai Candidate" by @tsukithewolf

Link to the fic! (x) Please send Tsuki lots of love! Baby KDJ.... my beloved....

Bonus Art:

[birroww]

Give my boy a Monster truck

I had a vison about Hyrule.

My boy deserves to run over monsters in a monster truck

Plus +

KILL THAT MOTHER FUCKER HYRULE

part 2 (Four train time) -> and Part 3 (Hyrule car crash)

part 4(The chain) and Part 5(tricycle Time)

Part6(Hyrule gets arrested and Part 7(Court)

[houseofheroesau]

Wild just wants to watch the world burn.

Knowing him, he's just put a bunch of recipes involving thin mints in a powerpoint, but this man is chaos

Characters @ House of Heroes

[quite-bian]

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting - Sun Tzu (2023) (Colorized)

Link(totk)ber 8 : Constructs

[books-not-people]

AU where when Danny first got in the portal for the picture jazz being the protective older sister she is and knowing her parents "lab safety" she goes in with Danny and when he trips her immediate thought was to save him from falling in the danger trap she considered the portal and they both become halfas que the canon ghost shenanigans but add protect younger siblings obsessed jazz being a absolute nightmare standing behind Danny the hole time just daring someone to go after team phantom and any time they do they immediately regret as they have angered the older sibling and mercy is not an option.

When pariah dark happens they team up to own him no suit required and jazz and Danny become sibling rulers of the realms.

Somehow their parents find out and go mad scientist on them jazz is 18 in this so says fuck you takes Danny and as the nature secretly petty as shit just calls CPS and takes Danny and sues her parents for child support.

They + Sam & Tucker (because they can convince Tucker's parents it will be good for his future tech career and Sam just tells her parents she's going to stay with her dads side of the family(the drakes)) go to Gotham because no GIW unlike Amity and is ecto rich I also imagine that both are on their way to becoming Ancients of space (Danny) and as odd as it seems older siblings(jazz) they are confused at first until it's explained that the belief of the love and protections that older siblings are some of the most protective and also mischievous towards their younger siblings has built up to for an ancient and jazz just happened to become that ancient.

Que jazz helping college students in the Gotham U library study when they miss their older siblings help like when they where growing up and just being a protection spirit but to siblings in particular. This becomes super annoying when the bats and the birds start setting off her instincts after joker escapes and she can only relax after beating the shit out of him with the anti-creep stick in front of red hood who promptly falls in love with her much to the annoyance of Danny who was already secretly dating tim and meeting at the local coffee shop and ordering their coffee

Feel free to add your own ideas and if anyone writes it please send me a link or title I would love to support your story💖

[lavb-b]

More SS Link + Zelink <33

[pebblesandpotatos]

If Four doesn't like cats for attacking him in Minish form, then Time doesn't like dogs for attacking him as a Deku. Mostly just small dogs and he has moved on from it. Mostly.

[snailtaco]

Old man, young man, whatever time guy

I haven’t actually drawn him yet which is surprising, so I’m making up for it (^v^)

[firefliesnightcore]

Wind: have I ever told you how much I appreciate you?

Warriors: *beginning to panic* what have you done?

Wind: you're an awesome big bro

Warriors: what-

Wind: I love you

[fire alarm starts going off]

Warriors: oH SHIT

Wind: you're my favourite

Warriors:

Wind:

Warriors: *heart melting like whatever's on fire* ...you mean that?

Wild, in the kitchen: HOLY SHIT THE TOASTER--

[luna-loveboop]

Hyrule in Entrance is killing me XD

10/10 reference to past events- he has reason to be suspicious

He's a little overzealous sometimes <3

Aaaand it's all Twi's fault. (He had to make a statue look like a forest sprite when Legend turned into a bunny. And now Hyrule's ready to attack statues great going Twi)

I love Hyrule so much

Art by @linkeduniverse from the entrance and divine dark reflections arcs

[weepingtalecowboy]

Fanfic prompt : time and wind get seen by some gossip lady who immediately starts a rumor about wind being an illegitimate child of time's

The rumor spread so quickly that by the time the chain leaves it has already reached castle town and talon hears it from a customer

That rumor in itself is nothing new because every other week a rumor about such bullshit appears on the market

What makes it so weird is the fact that it involves his daughter's husband (again odd but not too weird link would at some stage be the main storyline considering the hero thing)

And a child who was apparently seen by the entire Village

Even the ones who don’t start rumors or anything are telling him that the child had a striking resemblance to link

And it only gets worse when he realizes that link was sent out on some “ hero business” by his childhood friend Zelda

When he returns Malon seemed to be doing okay and link was missing again and he didn’t want to talk about it with Malon in case it was just a really good rumor

Unfortunately he had to leave by the time link returned

Time quickly finds out about the rumor and after talking with Malon , lullaby and wind about a particularly fun game he thought about

He also starts to never leave wind's side and act much more fatherly then he has ever acted before

If the people want to think this about him who is he to tell them not to

When Talon returns he immediately starts grilling him about the kid

Talon “pointing at wind” : What is that link ?!?!

Time being his cryptic self and referring to the abandoned timeline : my sweet little mistake that both me and Zelda created by accident I only found out about him recently

It only got worse from there

Talon : What’s his name !?,

Malon: his mom called him link

Talon : so you’re not the mom

Malon : thank goddess hylia I wasn’t pregnant I will just take link from his mom

Talon never got an explanation and it physically pains him how nonchalant his entire family is about the situation and the husband who lost first name privileges to Link Jr is still together with Malon

[applysome]

Alex Turner and a Vest

Hypothesis - Alex’s behaviour is wilder in TLSP when he is wearing a vest. I’ve had reason to believe this is the case for a while. So, I did what any good student (and insane person) would do, and set out on a fact finding mission with help from @sophaeros ‘s wonderful outfit guide (it made things so much easier, thank you so much 💕)

There are more sources than images, due to Tumblr limits.

Studio Coast, Tokyo

Here we have whatever this chair thing is, crawling around showing off, a photo I’m fairly sure did the rounds on a soft porn website, and of course - the licking game

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Olympia, Dublin

Here we have a very normal amount of staring, crawling between Miles’s legs, whatever that is with the mic stand, and of course, the bandana squat in Calm Like You - bonus lyric change “I was young, in the frost, no regard for the cost of sharing my feelings”

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Radio One’s Big Weekend

Here we have rolling around on the floor, doing bicycle kicks, ninja kicks - things he would blatantly lie about not doing years later to Annie Mac, when she witnessed it with her own eyes. Not to mention the ridiculous flirting in the post show interview.

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Europavox Festival, Clermont Ferrand

Here we have diving on top of Miles, pressing the mic into his chest and angling for a kiss, forehead nuzzling and of course, the infamous tie pull.

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Primavera Sound

Here we have the notorious nuzzle and lean, unspecified wiggling and of course, bowing down to Miles’s greatness (as he should)

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Bristol Summer Series

Here he just looks like an absolute menace to be honest, jacket on or off, but link 3 is the squatting Dracula Teeth performance… (too big to embed sadly)

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Ferrara Sotto le Stelle

Here we have another photo I’m pretty sure did the rounds on soft porn websites - speaks for itself - wiggling around during Moonage Daydream, moaning during Bad Habits and looking like an absolute life ruiner (though that could speak for every show though, let’s be honest…)

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Cleveland

Here…. We all know what happened here. But apart from that… giving an impromptu performance outside and carrying Miles away (presumably for a long nap, to rest after an exhausting show…)

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Fillmore, Detroit

Here we have the infamous (I seem to be saying that a lot) “I’ll give you the D - I wish you would…”, straddling Miles playing guitar, and the Miracle Aligner secret verse

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So, what conclusion did I draw, if any? Without doing a blind study against a random selection of shows where he wasn’t wearing a vest, I’m not sure that this is a fair test. But, it did seem there was a higher instance of wild behaviour when Alex was wearing a vest. In fact, what prompted me to investigate this was that most of the insane moments that instantly came to mind, he was indeed wearing a vest. Whether this was due to body confidence and feeling himself, or simply being later on in the show (feeling the heat and needing to remove jackets etc, possibly with more alcohol consumed) we may never know. But I feel that there is sufficient evidence for my hypothesis to stand.

Bonus: Yellow Suit

Apparently Alex only wore the yellow suit twice (it felt like a lot more to me, but I am biased, it’s one of my all time favourite outfits). So I didn’t feel like I had enough data to try and prove or disprove, but just for fun:

Rock Werchter

Here we have whatever on earth that is, suggestive singing to Miles and of course wearing his jacket on his head because reasons?

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Coachella

Here… Again, we all know what happened here. But apart from that, attention seeking twirl, a very dramatic clinch during The Dream Synopsis and one of my all time favourite photos, again of him looking like an absolute menace.

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Should I have spent my time doing literally anything else other than this? Undoubtedly yes, but I am nothing if not a conscientious student and lover of science.

[doublxpresso]

『So... This guy's been clingy』

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