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people really just walk into horror movies and expect them not to deal with uncomfortable things despite the genre being dedicated to discomfort.

i saw so many people complain that lisa frankenstein, a movie where one of the leads is famously a rotting corpse, was too gross for them. when i walked out of nosferatu, i heard people say that the nudity was uncalled for... in a vampire film. nudity? in MY gothic horror?! unheard of!

a LOT of people really need to accept that maybe some genres just aren't to their taste, idk. not every movie needs to be cookie-cutter clean. sexuality is a staple of gothic horror, if not the wider genre horror in General. you don't need to enjoy it, but it doesn't make these things uncalled for.

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This is an embarrassingly nsfw and crazy question but I had a thought and I must ask.. Do you think Shadow would ever take his inhibitor ring(s) off during seggs lmao

Absolutely prefers to keep them on during sex. After all, they keep his power in check and ensures he doesn’t implode like a sun to a supernova.

If you manage to convince him, he’ll take it off for a little bit. Chaos energy surging through both you and Shadow. It will cause your hair to stand up on end. A prickling feeling on every surface of your skin.

Shadow will try to be more gentle with you, careful in case somehow some way he might hurt you. Due to his energy quickly draining, he would not last long in bed whereas you would probably feel more energize by proxy of all that chaos energy.

Please give him a lot of smooches and rest afterwards.

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Tumblr please help me I have such a weird question it's gonna make me crawl into a hole and die 🗿😭

Do... Bats have knots? Like y'know for breeding n' whatever?? I need to know for... *looks behind me*

... Research purposes.

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💜 Dark/Villain/Criminal Self-Ship Asks

For those with evil, morally questionable f/o’s anyone with darker self-ships. Warning for suggestion of occasionally toxic dynamics.

🖤 - What is a twisted, secret act of love you and your F/O share that only the two of you would understand?

🩸 - Has your F/O ever marked you in a way that felt like a bond, even if others might see it as dangerous or unhinged?

🔪 - Has your F/O ever protected you in a way that was violent or ruthless, but it made you feel deeply cherished? Do they kill or intimidate others for you?

🕷️ - Does your F/O bug your clothing, house or vehicle? Would they ensure you’re well monitored? Do they do it out of protection or obsession?

🕸️ - Does your F/O trap you in their world, or do you willingly crawl into their web?

🥀 - Has your F/O ever “tested” your loyalty in a way that felt dangerous or thrilling? How did you prove yourself to them?

🎭 - Does your F/O hide their true self from others? How does it feel knowing the side of them no one else does?

🌙 - What’s the darkest secret you and your F/O share that bonds you, even if it would horrify anyone else? How did they confess this secret?

👻 - Does your F/O enjoy toying with your fear, knowing it brings you closer to them?

🪓 - Does your F/O ever fear losing control around you? How do you reassure them? Or do you like the chaos?

🦂 - Has your F/O ever lied to you for your own safety or to manipulate your feelings, and how did it change your relationship?

⛓️ - If your F/O could keep you by their side forever through unconventional means, (being immortal via soul pact, vampirism, science) would you let them?

💣 - Would your F/O ever involve you in their criminal or villainous schemes, willingly or not? How would it bond you? Would it be fun or sickening? Other?

🗡️ - Is there a dark or forbidden fantasy your F/O has indulged for you? How did they react to you telling them about it?

🧲 - Has your F/O ever manipulated a situation to keep you close? How do you feel knowing they did it?

🔗 - Does your F/O see you as their weakness, their strength, or both? How does that shape your connection?

🎁 - Has your F/O ever gifted you something darkly romantic, like a token from their crimes or a memento from a fallen enemy?

🕯️- Has your F/O ever orchestrated a chillingly intimate moment, a declaration of love in a tense setting, like an illicit deal or crime scene?

🔥 - Does your F/O have any dangerous habits they’ve pulled you into, and how does it make you feel?

📜 - Does your F/O have a code or rule they live by? How does it affect the way they treat you? Do they have any rules for you in particular?

⛏️ - Has your F/O ever trusted you with their signature weapon, or even asked you to use it?

⚰️ - If your F/O had to fake your death, kidnap you or move you to another country to keep you safe, how do you think they’d go about it?

🪦 - Would you help your F/O cover up a crime, no questions asked? How far would you go to protect them?

💀 - What’s the most cryptic or ominous thing your F/O has ever said to you that you still can’t forget?

💍 - Does your F/O treat you like a partner, a prize, or something else entirely? How do you feel about it?

💋 - Does your F/O enjoy teasing you about their darker side, as if daring you to love them despite it? How do you respond?

💎 - Does your F/O ever use their charm to manipulate you, even in harmless ways? How do you feel about their slyness?

🔮 - Does your F/O believe you’re destined to be together? What lengths would they go to if fate didn’t agree?

👑 - How does your F/O treat you differently from everyone else, even when they’re at their cruelest?

🫀 - If your F/O could claim ownership of a part of you, physically or emotionally, what would they choose?

🌌 - If your F/O could rewrite the world, what would it look like, and where would you stand in it?

🕳️ - If your F/O lost their current life or position (taken in by authorities, empire crumbled, demoted by higher ups) how would your dynamic change?

🪢 - What’s a moral line you’ve crossed because of your F/O’s influence? Would you do it again?

🌪️ - How is your romance inherently destructive in nature? What kind of people do you end up hurting? Do you hurt yourselves in the process?

😈 - Does your F/O take pleasure in seeing others afraid of you, knowing you're tied to their darkness?

☠️ - If you were forced to kill for your F/O, would you do it willingly, or would they push you to the edge?

🎻 - What is a villainous song for your F/O?

Dividers by @/adornedwithlight

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guys I’m sorry to be a bitch but I just CANNOT enjoy horny posts where they do that thing where they colour the words for emphasis. Why is a video game NPC giving me a quest right now?

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OK reblogging this here cause the idea I have for this is NASTYYYY

This song.... Very Paul and Chrysta coded... hm.....

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The urge to write smutty thoughts out on Tumblr but I don't wanna make another nor do I want to write on my main blog :(

Oh well, guess I'll just have to send em to you 😈

Give them all to me I will absolutely eat them up like Eddie Munson when he sees Jannie in a room

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To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Here's the direct link to the Google doc with all the info!

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Weirdly enough I'm sooooo tempted to write some Michael x Chrysta smut. Like- I have a premise and idea in mind but I'm just kinda nervous about going into writing it 😭

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Stop looking respectfully and start looking like a bitch in heat

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When guys do that twitchy thing with their cock 🥺🤤

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Hypothetically... If I opened up like- 5-10$ NSFW commissions would anyone be interested? I wouldn't be charging big prices much cuz they'd only be clean sketches/detail and shading and it'd be for me to practice NSFW anatomy better anyway! Oc x Canon, Oc x Oc, Canon x Canon, any fandom or no fandom, whatever!

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How bout Billy’s and talaney-Anne’s kinks and favorite positions hmm?👀…👁️👁️…

♡~Talaney has a thing for being bitten. Now, it isn't exactly anything like full on bites, but Billy likes to nip and catch his teeth on the fat or her thighs or ass when he has her pinned on her stomach.

♡~Sometimes it also plays into her prey kink when Billy finally wrestles her down on her bed or the floor and leaves a good set of teeth marks in the pudge on her tummy or hips while ripping her clothes off. It helps her feel a little more confident in her bits of chub.🩷

◇~Billy has some typa voyeurism thing going for him. Not sure if there's an exact kink or different term for it. He loves posing Talaney in a mirror and either watching her or making her watch him fuck her real nice and good. One of his favorite things to do is get her legs spread while he's got her from behind on his lap n' finger her and make her watch the whole time while whispering the foulest things in her ear.

"Fuck, you're just soaked for me aren't you, Baby-Cakes?"

"Look at that.. Look how good you're takin' me... I bet I could fit three fingers in there, yeah? Should I try?"

"Now thats just beautiful, Babydoll. You know, you look like an Angel cumming like that. Feel so good, huh? You like it when I take you to Heaven?"

◇~IDK if it counts as a position, but Billy loves... And I mean LOVES eating Talaney out. That man could spend hours down there in between her legs if she'd let him- and if dick would stop making his jeans feel so tight. He can't stop staring at her from that angle, and it's the only time she'll ever indulge in giving him a little sting of pain when she's grabbing at his curls like that. He's not a man known to beg, but he gets REAL close to groveling in between her thighs asking if she'll sit on his face- the poor thing is so nervous about hurting him or suffocating him but Billy just will not give up until she gives in. If she complains about being too heavy he has to tongue-fuck the insecurity out. 🤷‍♀️

◇~Also likes cowgirl and reverse cowgirl! He just likes when he has Talaney on top. He just likes seeing everything bounce and ripple from down below, his hands holding onto her hips for dear life. He also likes it cause she gets real shy and nervous being put on display like that, so he's teasing and commenting the entire time he has her putting on a show for him.

♡~surprisingly enough, Talaney really likes Doggy-Style. It's usually cause that's how Billy pins her after wrestling/playfighting, but it's also because she likes to tease him when she's doing her stretches and work-outs before or after Cheer practice and she sticks her butt in the air. If she's lucky, all she gets it's a good harsh smack or pinch from Billy passin by... If not, she's gonna be stuck like that until her legs give out underneath her and she's real nice n' sore.

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Thinking about make-up sex with f/os again *head in hands* 😔

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don't do it it's not because i hate you it's because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.