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Incorrect Corner Gas Quotes
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incorrect-corner-gas · 3 years ago
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just a small batch of funny images i made
expect more once im done w/ school (like WAY more)
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Hank: I'm going to bed. It's been a long day.
Wanda: You've been up for three hours.
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Emma: I need a new stove.
Oscar: There's nothing wrong with the stove you have, it works just fine.
Emma: Well, I better not break up the set.
Oscar: What set?
Emma: An old stove, and an old husband, and they both take too long to heat up!
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Hank: ... but rules are meant to be broken.
Brent: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Hank: Uh, piñatas.
Wanda: Glow sticks.
Hank: Karate boards.
Wanda: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Hank: Rules.
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Emma: What's this? A bubble gun?
Hank: Lady GaGa gave it to me.
Emma: I'm at a loss for words...
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Brent: That's not how the game works.
Hank: It is now bitch!
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Davis: Officer Pelly, thank you for coming in. It's no secret that the DRPD has an image problem.
Karen: Yeah. When I told my garbage man I was a cop, he said "gross". He had someone else's band aid stuck to him.
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Wanda: I’m so done right now! Someone just needs to take me out!
Hank: Like out on a date or an assassination type of thing?
Wanda: I don’t know, surprise me!
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Hank: I'll have the ike and tina tuna.
Lacey: Plate or platter?
Hank: I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it.
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Davis: Pivot! Pivot! Pivot!
Karen: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Hank: We've been over this before. The bear is the most deadly animal of all time.
Brent: No it's not.
Hank: Yes it is.
Brent: No it's not.
Hank: Yes it is.
Brent: No it's not.
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incorrect-corner-gas · 7 years ago
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Brent: It's so hot [drinks milk]. Milk was a bad choice.
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