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peter: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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happy: On a scale from 1-10, rate your pain.

peter: Pi, a minimal but a never ending number.

happy: What the actual fuck.

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steve: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Tony?

tony: No.

peter: I do.

steve: I know, kid.

peter: I’m sad.

steve: I know, kid.

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steve: Okay, we’ve got to work on your cursing.

bucky: I think I’m already pretty good at cursing.

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bucky: I have an idea!

sam: Barnes, your last idea was murder.

bucky: So?

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bucky: Oh, c’mon, Stevie. I wasn’t even that drunk.

steve: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.

bucky: [on the verge of tears, voice cracking] You are!

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I now have an actual, proper marvel blog so if any of y’all wanna follow and get a new mutual i’m @starklyparker

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loki: Don’t worry, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

thor: Brother, I think you mean cards.

loki, pulling three knives out of his sleeves: I do not.

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steve: Tony just created a group chat called Tony's Surprise Party and then left the group. I'm feeling a lot of emotions but mostly respect.

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steve: Bucky doesn’t think I’m capable of making my own decisions.

sam: Well he may be right.

steve:

sam: You did just put salt in your coffee.

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tony: What’s a five letter word for disappointment?

sam: Bucky.

steve: Hey!

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Happy New Year ✨🍾

Thank you so much for being around all of 2018. I’m incredibly grateful for all your love and support. Maybe there be many more years of hilarious quotes and smiles! I love y’all ❤️

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tony: Truth is, I only know one truly platonic relationship.

stephen: You and me.

tony: Don’t make me laugh, Strange. You want to hit this so hard.

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peter: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

bucky:

tony:

bucky: I’m gonna tell him.

tony: Don’t you dare!

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[after the final battle of Ragnarok]

thor: We won and I know that we could not have done it without the help of Valkyrie.

thor: I’m honored.

valkyrie: You should be.

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wade: Truth is, I only know of one fully platonic relationship.

peter: You and me.

wade: Don’t make me laugh, Parker, you want to hit this so hard.

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tony: Is there no way to get rid of Fury?

jarvis: Not without cause, Mr. Stark.

tony: I have cause.

tony: It’s because I hate him.