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Thomas Brackenreid: I have six shots inside me. Two are bourbon. Three were rabies shots and one is a slug that the doctor never bothered to dig out of my shoulder. And on a night like this, I’m feeling all of them.

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The English have taken enough from this world, I will not let them have my sexuality as well- Llewelyn Watts at some point probably

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George: Do you think that when sheep go to sleep, they count themselves?

Effie: Go to sleep, George

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Detective Llewelyn Watts: See? One day you’re gonna look back at this and laugh.

Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I assure you Watts, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally go to your house and smack you.

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Detective Llewelyn Watts: I do not need to touch grass I need the fall of capitalism.

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A station house number 1 detective: Of course I can hardly expect a bitch to do as thurough job as a man.

Violet Hart, arms deep in a cadaver: Was it not a bitch who nursed Rome?

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George: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Effie: George, Darling, please go to sleep.

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* having a sibling lunch*

Waitress: what would you like?

Llewelyn: I wish to devour the unborn.

Julia: Eggs, he wants eggs

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* Explosion*

George: goodness the detectives experiment!

Brackenreid: wasn’t he testing the narcotics from the drug bust!?

* After running in with handkerchiefs over their faces*

George: Sir! Sir! Are you all right?!

William, from his lying place on the floor: Crabtree?

Brackenreid, helping William to his feet: Are… Are you high Murdoch?

Willam: Am I what?

George: High, sir.

Willam:… Hello.

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Willam Murdoch:*carrying all the groceries*

Julia Ogden: *holds out her hand to help*

Willam Murdoch: * aggressively moves all the bags to one arm to hold his wife’s hand*

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Higgins, avoiding his paperwork: Do crabs think fish are flying?

George Crabtree: Have you been getting into Detective Murdochs jars again? … How high are you?

Higgins, proudly: 1.76 meters

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Julia: I bow to no law mad by a man who never bore a child.

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Brakenreid about his employees children: they smell often of beef stew, as most young children do.

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Man: What else does your mouth do?

Julia, trying to enjoy ice cream: Talk shit.

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Susannah aged up: I know I shouldn’t be saying ma’am and sir to people because it’s impolite to assume other people’s gender.

I can’t help it, it’s how I was raised. My mother has to survive in a sexist world and my father is a bottom.

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Willam: I do have more tricks up my sleeve, and by tricks I mean homemade explosives.

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Willam: My scientific expertise is being questioned, and I will not allow it.