#inspector bracknreid

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Detective Llewelyn Watts: See? One day you’re gonna look back at this and laugh.

Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I assure you Watts, for the rest of my life every time I look back on this I will personally go to your house and smack you.

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Thomas Brackenreid: I have six shots inside me. Two are bourbon. Three were rabies shots and one is a slug that the doctor never bothered to dig out of my shoulder. And on a night like this, I’m feeling all of them.

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* Explosion*

George: goodness the detectives experiment!

Brackenreid: wasn’t he testing the narcotics from the drug bust!?

* After running in with handkerchiefs over their faces*

George: Sir! Sir! Are you all right?!

William, from his lying place on the floor: Crabtree?

Brackenreid, helping William to his feet: Are… Are you high Murdoch?

Willam: Am I what?

George: High, sir.

Willam:… Hello.

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George: During earthquakes coffins become maracas

Brackenreid: Bloody hell Crabtree!

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Murdoch:*Falls through the ceiling*

Brackenreid, grabbing the phone: Hey Murdoch

Murdoch, still laying on the floor: Hello sir