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Bones: Holy mother of God, Jim. What is that?

Jim, holding a giant coffee cup: Quad long shot grande in a venti cup, half caff, no sleeve, salted caramel mocha latte with five pumps of toffee nut, half whole milk, half soy, extra hot, extra shot, extra foam, extra whip, sugar free.

Bones:

Jim:

Bones: See, I want you to be pullin' my leg, but you said all of that really quickly...

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Bashir: Stop! If you kill this man, how will you be any different from him?

Garak: Well, better dress sense, for a start.

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Odo: When I first met Quark, I didn’t like him. But then I got to know him. And it did not get better.

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Kirk: We either die free, or die trying!

Bones: Are those the only choices?

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do you ship scaylah?

Scotty and Jaylah? not really. I ship mostly anything (within reason) but I see them as having more of a father daughter relationship than a romantic one. I ship Chekov and Jaylah hard tho

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Teacher: Your child was in a fight.

Sulu: Oh no, that’s terrible!

Sulu: Did they win?

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Kirk: You’re jealous.

Bones: Jealous?

Kirk: That’s why you were being so negative about this.

Bones: That’s absurd. I’m always negative.

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Kirk: Pardon the intrusion, but-

Bones: On this moment or just my life in general?

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Scotty: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?

Sulu: It’s not water.

Scotty: Vodka! I like your sty-

Sulu: It’s vinegar.

Scotty: …What?

Sulu: It's vinegar, PUSSY.

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Bones: I am at a loss for words!

Kirk, telling Spock later: Despite being lost for words, Bones yelled at me for the next 45 minutes

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Sulu: You’re a lying, cheating, piece of shit! You’re not the person I married!

Ben: Fine then! We’re getting a divorce! And i’m taking the kid!

Chekov, pushing the monopoly board away from them: …maybe we should stop playing

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I follow you for chekov in med bay and I adore it. It's so funny. I cant not laugh

I’m so happy you like it! I love making it because Chekov always gets hurt so I thought it was a fun way to incorporate that

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Part 42

Chekov, drugged in the medbay: If you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer.

Bones: STOP

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Copied from my boyfriend because they said it better than anyone:

Hitler wasn’t right in anything ever at any point in time. Miller’s sentiments and context displays a blatant disregard for Jewish lives and many citizens she’s meant to represent. Anti-semitism too often gets underplayed and ignored in the media and on social media and this is not being talked about enough.

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Uhura: I dare you to—

Sulu: Chekov isn’t allowed to accept dares.

Chekov: Apparently I have ”no regard for my personal safety”

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I’m ganna make this short and I’m going to make a this fast.

If you support Trump, the terrorist yesterday and or anything associated with them GET OFF MY BLOG.

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Bones: I suppose I have a slight tendency to be a bit critical.

Kirk: Suppose?!

Sulu: Slight?!

Uhura: Tendency?!

Chekov: A bit?!