#source: chuck

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Bob, I need your help on a super top secret mission.

Bob: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?

Yelena: No, you do not. Because nobody... ever does. But you do get to wear an earpiece.

Bob: Sold!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Yelena: Sorry, Kate Bishop. Didn’t mean to scare you.

Kate: Really? Well then, maybe you shouldn’t be sneaking into my room in the middle of the night.

[incorrectquoteshungergames]

Gale: Pardon the intrusion, but—

Katniss: On this moment or just my life in general?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Jon: Relax, Rhaegar. I think I see a scenario where we can both get out of here with acceptable losses.

Rhaegar: What exactly is your version of acceptable?

Jon: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.

[crybabycunt]

(after an argument with Peter)

Peter: Hey, Kate.

Kate: Yelena is right inside. One high-pitched scream from me and she'll go into combat mode.

Peter: (takes a step back) Noted.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Ayato: Relax, I think I see a scenario where we all get out of here with acceptable losses. Thoma: What exactly is your version of acceptable? Ayato: Breaks and punctures, possible loss of a limb, no major damage.

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Ringo: Paul's not wrong very often.

George: But he's annoying all the time.

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

How am ah supposed to know zat Blofudd has a remote control jet ski? Eet's usually not an option een real life.

Pepe le Pew to Claudette Dupri

[incorrect-night-world-quotes]

Ash: Something goes wrong and you blame me. After all these years, where's the trust?

James: …

Ash: Yes, I did it.

[verycorrectslugterraquotes]

Eli: How did you get in here?

Pronto: The air vents, or as like to call it, the “Pronto door.”

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Bucky: What are we doing? We don't have a plan!

Yelena: No plan? Never stopped us before.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Bucky: How did you even get in here?

Wade: Peter's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Peter's door"!

Peter: I’m closing the window.

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Otto: Pardon the intrusion...

Daemon: On this moment or my life in general?

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: I need your help on an important, super dangerous mission.

Kate: Do I get to parachute out of a plane on a wild horse?

Yelena: No, you do not because nobody ever does, that’s…. that’s not a thing, but you do get to wear an ear piece.

Kate: SOLD!

[ladymiraclewings]

Moxxie: How did you get in here? Blitz: Millie’s window or, as I like to call it, the "Blitz Door."

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Anomen, after passing his test: I'm not interested in how the world can serve me anymore. I'm interested in how I can serve my fellow man.