Quoting the characters of glitchsoda's webcomic 009; on things that they haven't actually said.Warning: Posts may occasionally contain cartoonish gore or suicide mention. I do my best to tag things so if theres something that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to tell me.
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Your face looks familiar, have I threatened you before?
Gravity
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Marzipan: Why won't my arms move?
AMM: You've been mostly-dead all day.
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Marzipan: We are screwed.
AMM: Hey, no. I don't want to hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat!
Marzipan, upbeat: We are screwed!
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AMM: One day, I'm gonna get a dog that's a cross between a bulldog and a shitzu and I'm going to call it a-
Marzipan: No.
#incorrect 009; quotes#009;comic#amm#marzipan#src: dumb and dumber#marzi's probably chill with the dog part theyre just not down for calling the dog a [truck honk]
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Coriander: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Gravity: Why?
Coriander: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Marzipan: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings.
#incorrect 009; quotes#009;comic#coriander#gravity#marzipan#src: bones#this is soft out of its original context
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Nico: You gotta take care of the egg, it’s a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
AMM: My egg is Jewish.
Marzipan: Then teach it that dreidel song.
#incorrect 009; quotes#009;comic#nico#amm#marzipan#idk y amm has an egg here but u best believe theyre gonna take damn good care of it#src: Buffy The Vampire Slayer
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Marzipan: Are you ok?
Gravity: I’m better than you have been or ever will be.
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Nico: Marzi, do you know what's going on?
Marzipan: Almost never.
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Coriander [txt]: Hey, lets play a game. Type an animal that starts with the last letter of the one above you. For example, someone posts hawk, then you post kangaroo, then another person posts osprey. I start.
Coriander [txt]: Eagle.
Gravity [txt]: Eagle.
AMM [txt]: Eagle.
Marzipan [txt]: Eagle.
Nico [txt]: Eagle.
Coriander [txt]: :(
#incorrect 009; quotes#009;comic#coriander#gravity#amm#marzipan#nico#ive done him so dirty by making this the first quote hes starred in but i dont know shit abt his personality#and he doesnt communicate with mouth words or sign or recognisable human stuff so im like well#rip
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AMM: What's better than serving up smiles?
Marzipan: Being dead or anything else.
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AMM: [Holding up picture book] Gravity, look! I found all three differences.
Gravity: Those are two completely different pictures.
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Gravity: You having trouble with that yogurt?
Nico: This lid is a fucking dickhead!
Gravity: [looking at Marzipan] Huh.. wonder where she got that from?
Marzipan: The fucking fridge you dickhead.
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You don't have to know me to know my greatness.
Gravity
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BEEP BEEP BEEP! All aboard the idiot wagon!
Marzipan
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Gravity: You know, I'm a Scorpio.
AMM: Really? I'm a Leo! There's a lot of compatibility there.
Gravity: AMM, be gay on your own time.
#incorrect 009; quotes#009;comic#gravity#amm#antigravity#src: The Simpsons#not their actual signs but lmao
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Trust issues? [scoffs] Trust issues. Trust issues? I do not... [grunts]
Marzipan
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AMM: I made tea.
Marzipan: I don’t want tea.
AMM: I didn’t make tea for you… this is my tea.
Marzipan: Then why are you telling me?
AMM: It’s a conversation starter.
Marzipan: That’s a lousy conversation starter.
AMM: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
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