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Weird ship: south korea x nyo philippines

heyo! unfortunately, i won’t be doing any nyo!characters - and as far as i know, phillippines hasn’t been mentioned in canon. sorry!

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america: i’ll admit i’ve done a lot of things in my life that i’m not proud of. no, no. that’s not true. i’m proud of most of them.

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england: [to the allies] we've got to do something!

france: have an orgy?

england: no, stop suggesting that!

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belarus: but i was a young, beautiful girl filled with rage back then...

belarus: wait, i’m still filled with rage. and i’m still pretty hot.

belarus: get me a gun!

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sweden: you're wearing my t-shirt.

finland: oh yeah, is that okay?

sweden: [smiling] that's amazing.

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england: so i have made the decision to trust you.

spain: a horrible decision, really.

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germany: [to italy] italy, you're so smart. i wish i was gay so we could get married. i mean, we wouldn’t have sex or anything. okay, maybe just a little kissing.

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hungary: what’s your blood type?

prussia: how would i know?

hungary: how would you not know?!

prussia: who am i? karl landsteiner? discoverer of blood groups?

hungary: you don’t know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them?!

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thailand: i am not gonna have sex with someone to get them to stop talking to me.

hong kong: really? you and i are very different.

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france: what are your strengths?

germany: upper body.

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estonia: oh, fiddlesticks.

finland: look, i understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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romano: germany, you're bleeding.

germany: oh, that explains it.

romano: explains what?

germany: the stabbing pain in my side.

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germany: [recounting a date] well, first he told me he liked how i looked, and then - uh, we had a little... eye contact.

prussia: eye contact?

germany: mhm.

prussia: wow. i hope you were using protection.

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belgium: so between you and portugal, who wears the pants in the relationship?

netherlands: well, ideally, neither of us are wearing pants.

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romania: i had a dream we fucked.

bulgaria: it’s just a dream.

romania: hah, gay, i wouldn’t fuck you.

bulgaria: you wouldn’t?

romania: i mean - unless you wanted to.

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england: what kind of tea is this?

america: oh, i boiled some gatorade.

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belarus: i set fires to feel joy.

hungary: that's adorable.