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Elliot: The sexual tension between us makes things so awkward. She's my partner. It's completely inappropriate.

Fin: And you have a wife.

Elliot: That too.

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Olivia: Ugh, I’m just so ready for a mental breakdown but I don't have the time.

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Noah: I need to grow my Instagram.

Elliot: Jesus only started with 12 followers. Have faith.

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Do you know this Jewish character?

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Elliot: You don't use sunscreen. That's bad for you.

Olivia: Shut the fuck up. You don’t ever wear condoms.

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Elliot: Ghosting is my love language

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Olivia, about Elliot: Ugh, he’s ghosting me again. What do I do?

Amanda: Bitch, I don't know. Get a Ouija board.

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Muncy: He was too old for me

Churlish: How old?

Muncy: I think Gen X? He always sends 3 emojis in a row

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Elliot, about Olivia: Is she seeing anyone?

Fin: Like a therapist or a guy?

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Elliot to Olivia: My therapist told me I have to read a book called ‘Codependent No More.’ Will you go with me to buy it at the bookstore?

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Amanda: I have to ask you a personal question, or can you only deal with real conversations after a glass of wine?

Olivia: No, I need wine.

Amanda: Okay, let’s have drinks next week.

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Amanda: What about that girl you were seeing?

Carisi: Are you kidding, I can’t date someone who cooks with canola oil.

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Olivia: Elliot’s in love with Detective Benson. He's fought with her, worked with her, and loved her. But ten years from now, Detective Benson will have ceased to exist. And what's left will be - what?

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Elliot: How pathetic...

Jet: Rude!

Elliot: I was referring to myself.