#incorrect law and order

[incorrectbensler]

Elliot: The sexual tension between us makes things so awkward. She's my partner. It's completely inappropriate.

Fin: And you have a wife.

Elliot: That too.

[ravensinthedaylight]

Casey Novak: I hate to say ‘I told you so’— Elliot Stabler: No, you don’t. You would marry 'I told you so’ and have a baby with it and buy adjoining burial plots.

[milfcoded]

[otissbluebearshirt]

carisi: how can you not care?

barba: like this

barba: [shrugs]

[generallycharmingcriminalminds]

Alex storming into the precinct one morning: What the hell did you guys do?

Munch: I plead the fifth.

Elliot: I did some shit when I was drunk last night.

Olivia: I raised some hell.

Cragen: I posted bail.

Fin: But I won't testify.

[specialvalentinesunit]

[twosbarisi]

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: Has anyone ever told you to just keep your mouth shut?

Walker: Everyone. All the time.

[wellvak]

some svu tweets i made while i was bored

[cathrrrine]

rafael, sighing as he walks into the precinct: what is it now? i told you not to call me on my day off, benson.

olivia: sorry, we needed all hands on deck. suspect’s in holding, we need— wait, why are you wearing a tux?

rafael: i was in the middle of proposing to y/n.

olivia: you- AND YOU ANSWERED THE PHONE?!?!

rafael: i didn’t want to! she made me pick it up in case it was urgent!

y/n, skipping into the room while showing off her ring: I’M GETTING MARRIED! I’M GOING TO BE A BRIDE! HE’S GOING TO BE MY HUSBAND Y’ALL WOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

olivia: so… i take it she said yes?

[incorrectbensler]

Elliot, about Olivia: Is she seeing anyone?

Fin: Like a therapist or a guy?

[ravensinthedaylight]

Person over phone: We have your kid. Alex Cabot: What are your demands? Person on phone: ARE YOU INSANE?!? THE SCHOOL IS CLOSING, COME AND GET HER NOW!!!!

[everlarkyx]

"Secretly"

[witch-craft-works]

Crime Shows with The first years

Crime show: show's graphic image

Ace: *Cringing*

Epel: Dear God

Sebek: How did this even get past the cenesors?!

Yuu: 😐

Ace: Well aren't you unfazed

Deuce: Yeah this doesn't bother you?

Yuu: I've been watching SVU and Criminal Minds longer then I should have been. This is child's play

Jack: What kind of childhood did you have?

[kenobifitz]

rafael x sonny text posts

im having too much fun with these ngl

[specialvalentinesunit]