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Elliot to Olivia: My therapist told me I have to read a book called ‘Codependent No More.’ Will you go with me to buy it at the bookstore?
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Proctor [to Harris]: Mahoney recommened me a book called “Co-Dependent No More”. Will you come with me to the bookstore?
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Kirk: You know, I just haven't been in the mood for dating.
Bones: Oh? What are you on?
Kirk: Lexapro.
Bones:
Bones: No, Jim, I mean what apps are you on?
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Johnny: OMG your skin looks so dewy, slay!
Peter: Thanks, I've been crying.
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Seulgi: Baby, the only woman in the world more beautiful than you is "you tomorrow."
Wendy: Who the fuck is Yutamaro?
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Remus: How's your night going?
James: I just forgot the word for penguin on a first date. I called it a 'waddly cold bird' so...not great.
#harry potter#hp#marauders#james potter#remus lupin#incorrect quotes#source: overheardla#mod: McG#100#200#300#400
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Fury: Have you ever been handcuffed?
Stephen: Sexually or by law enforcement?
#incorrect quotes#incorrect-ironstrange#stephen strange#doctor strange#mcu#marvel#nick fury#endgame#source: overheardla
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Solar: Those lies will add up. One day you'll have to pay.
Hwasa: I'll use ApplePay.
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Harry: Have you ever been handcuffed?
Tom: Sexually or by law enforcement?
#tomarry quote#tomarry#tom riddle#harry potter#source: overheardla#tom uses law enforcement because he's been arrested by both muggle and wizard cops#muggles cops arent as lenient on terrorism as wizard cops
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Noah: I need to grow my Instagram.
Elliot: Jesus only started with 12 followers. Have faith.
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Thor: So...what do you do?
Carol: Like, to look this good? Or for a living?
#thor#Thor Odinson#carol danvers#captain marvel#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#MCU#source: overheardla
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Brendon: What are you doing this weekend?
Patrick: Nothing. Need to rest for next weekend.
Brendon: What are you doing next weekend?
Patrick: Nothing.
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[Namseok walking out of a 7-Eleven]
Hoseok: This taquito tastes like shit.
Namjoon: Good thing you stole it.
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Yeri: I think I strained my hip.
Wendy: How?
Yeri: High-kicking the crosswalk button.
#ngl i got tempted to do this the other day#i wasnt about to touch that button#incorrect kpop quotes#red velvet#yeri#source: overheardLA
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Remus: That's the library over there.
Sirius: Cool, is that a whiskey bar?
Remus: No, it's literally the library, where you check out books.
#harry potter#hp#marauders#wolfstar#sirius black#remus lupin#incorrect quotes#source: overheardla#mod: McG#100#200#300#400
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Archie: I think I want Veronica back, Jughead.
Jughead: Did she get a haircut when you broke up?
Archie: Yeah?
Jughead: You’re out of luck. She doesn’t want you back.
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