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this blog gives me so much life.

yiieeee nakakatuwa naman, i’m glad it does uwu

—Mod Kapitana

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[After surgery]

Basilio: You’ll never walk again.

Tadeo: Oh God.

Basilio: The heely implants were a success.

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“There’s no way Simoun has remorse. You ever met Simoun? There’s no way he’s apologetic. Whatever Simoun did to land him in jail, he’s not sorry he did it. He’s sorry he got caught. There’s a difference.”

—Everyone

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Simoun: A few years ago, I lost my dear friend Elias.

Elias:

Simoun:

Simoun: Sometimes I still hear his voice.

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Me: Wow, I sure do love all these characters. Jose Rizal is such an amazing writer and–

Jose Rizal: [starts killing them off]

Me:

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Chapter 12 in a nutshell

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Simoun: What's up. I'm back.

Padre Damaso: The guardia civil literally saw you die. You died. You were dead!

Simoun: Death is a social construct.

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Isagani: You know what's the fastest way to someone's heart?

Basilio: Yeah, surgery.

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DAMNdamin

mood honestly

—Mod Kapitana

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can people give sumbmissions?

hi!! sorry for the really late answer but yep!! anyone can haha

—Mod Kapitana

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Basilio, meeting the gang coincidentally in a supermarket: What a small world!

Sandoval: And yet I never run into Beyoncé.

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Salvi: You want to say that to my face!?‬

‪Simoun: I would if you had one! All I see is an ass with two eyes!‬

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Isagani: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Juanito: Forget stuff like a cool person.

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Sandoval: It’s a drinking game. Get the questions wrong, take a shot. Oh, and the questions? They’re all about Placido.

Isagani: But none of us know anything about Placido!

Juanito: Everyone’s about to get real hammered.

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“Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.”

—Simoun, most definitely.

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basi shark doo doo doo doo doo doo

Mod Kapitana

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Juanito: There is this thing I was to say a-da-za you.

Placido: Why doesn’t your mouth work?

Juanito: Why doesn’t your mouth work? Title of our sex tape.

Placido: What?

Juanito: YOUR SEX TAPE. WHAT? NO.