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Strong Bad: Gron Sad, doctor called about your psoriasis. He said it’s terminal.

Strong Sad: I don't have psoriasis, Strong Bad; you just color me in with a felt-tipped pen while I’m sleeping!

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Strong Bad: What is wrong with you???

Coach Z: I don’t know! A lot of stuff, I guess!

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Strong Mad: ONE DAY I WILL BE STRONG AND PUNCH THE SUN!

Strong Sad: Uhh yeah… I’m pretty sure that’s not possible, so uhh…

Strong Mad: I WILL PUNCH IT!

Strong Sad: Look, if you try to punch the sun your hand is just gonna get burned up. Not really sure what you’re expecting here…

Strong Mad: I’M GONNA PUNCH IT REAL HARD!

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Bubs: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw your punch at eight! No one expects that.

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Strong Bad: I read that the inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg.

Homestar: Oh no, I’m not falling for this one again.

Strong Bad: What?

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A storybook: You Can Do It, The Homestar Runner!

Narrator Strong Bad: (reading blurb) “In this storybook, The Homestar Runner does it.”

(beat)

Narrator Strong Bad: Thanks, Mike…

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Deleted scene from “Cool Things”

Homestar: (holding a Magic-8-ball) Did you know that if you dwink the blue liquid in one of these, you can see the future?

Strong Sad: How would that even work?

Homestar: I had a fwiend named Kyle back in fifth gwade.  He dwank the blue stuff, said he was gonna die, and he did.  So it’s twue.

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Homestar: I can’t believe we’re at Hogwawts!

Marzipan: No, this is Buckingham Palace.  Hogwarts is fictional.  Do you know that, right?  Please tell me you know that.  It’s very important to me that you know that.

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A mere sliver of knowledge of 'how it is with spaghetti' would drive mortal men to madness!

The King of Town, probably

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These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favorite! Nothing beats a jelly-filled donut!

Stinkoman, about to chow down on some rice balls

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Snacking between meals is the least, but tastiest, of my problems.

The King of Town, probably

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It all started on the day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.

Strong Sad, probably

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It's so funny how the game store used to sell games, the music store used to sell music, and Hot Topic used to sell gothic accessories, but now they all stock the same anime backpacks and novelty FNAF soap or whatever

Strong Bad, probably

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Preshy: Marzi, Homestar stuck!

Marzipan: What’s that?

Preshy: Homestar stuck in the mud!

Marzipan: Why would you say that?

Rafferty: Homestar stuck in the mud, and go, (flails arms) “HAAAYYULP! HAAAYYULP!”

Marzipan: I’m not sure which is more weird; that you think Homestar has gotten stuck in some mud in the living room, or that you think he’s turned into Penelope Pitstop.

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At the "Art's House" opening of Strong Sad's latest independent film

Marzipan: Strong Sad, does this movie have any socially redeeming value? Strong Sad: Oh, I certainly hope so, Marzipan.

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Marzipan: Let me remind you that Strong Bad is the worst! And that's not just jealousy talking, I'd say that to his face. (Marzipan goes to answer the doorbell, only to find Strong Bad wearing a trenchcoat and fedora) Strong Bad: I need your help. Marzipan: You're the worst! (slams the door in Strong Bad's face)

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Strong Sad: A detailed list of things I hate: Strong Sad: Hot weather, high temperatures, heat, warmer than average conditions...